In Russia, they make erotic thrillers about Nicholas II's affairs

In Russia, they make erotic thrillers about Nicholas II's affairs.

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>butthurt ts*rists
Good

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The only ones who got triggered are insane people

Well, the Tsar court was a fucking degenerated mess. Russians can't accept to see their delusion broke. What can you expect from empty headed nationalists on Krokodil.
t. White Russian

>t. White Russian

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Wasn't Nicholas II basically too dumb to comprehend the world around him? Who would want to jack off to that? You would actually have to put it on /d/

"bovine placidity" is how I've heard him described

When they took him down into the cellar to execute him he didn't realize what was happening until they told him. Twice.

Huh the same thing happened in Turkey with Suleiman the Magnificent. US should do one about one of the founding fathers next and see what happens.

>What are we going to do in the cellar?
>pomf =3

Didn't Nicholas' wife and daughters get plowed by Rasputin's ridiculously oversized phallic member?

This is the only interesting thing about my family and they are literally O B S E S S E D

>ywn fuck little anastasia

>enraged Russia
>some clown politians = Russia

If you'd seen his diary entries, it was nothing but empty-headed stories about palace balls and walks in the garden. The guy had the IQ of a dishpan.

>monarchists will defend this

He even thought that Sherlock Holmes stories were written by Sherlock himself.

WHAT!

WHAT!

Death to all slavs

Simultaneously with writing notes on his walks, he gave orders to shoot strikers.

The ekatinburg regional soviet was right about everything

How erotic is it?

>erotic thrillers about Nicholas II's affairs
He was literally cucked by Rasputin, a con man, who managed to steer the Empire's politics, and jewed by British and French.
Not to mention that he managed to choose the worst wife possible.

>worst wife possible

user, imagine choking her while you cum inside

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Are you a Bolshevik? :DD

yes desu

I know my fantasies are misogynist and therefore anticommunist. the violence of my sexual fantasies is my greatest political flaw

They have done shit like that before. They'd put it on Netflix and people would watch the shit out of it.

ZABIBA AND THE KING ADAPTATION !WHEN!!!

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It'd be like making a TV show about St. Augustine of Canterbury being a lecher or St. Charles, King and Martyr being a paedophile - false, slanderous, disrespectful, and anti-Christian. The perpetrators should be put to the sword.

Right, cuck, keep on sucking jewish dicks, good boy.

Please do not insult Nikie

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He was too pure for this world

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>some clown politicians = Russia
This is actually true.

This

You could even run for potus with that baggage.

>newsinfo.inquirer.net/192351/filipinos-grandmamma-could-be-russias-anastasia

The last russian monarch is hiding here. they could have reclaim their old throne after the soviet collapse but she cant resist the BFC(BIG FILIPINO COCK)

>t-that is RUSSOPHOBIC!!!

BIG, if true

>this thread
Why do foreigners know so much about some russian tsar? Are you all so educated in history? Or is Nikolai actually some meme i don't know about?

we failed to save them from the c*mmunists
WE SHOULD HAVE SAVED NICKY AND THE PRICESSES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I'm only a monarchist because my Queen will never die.

The actor looks nothing like Nicholas II. He is also fat

That's what they get for inbreeding to the point of being cousins with the *nglish and Pr*ssian monarchies. It's funny too, because if the system was more robust, there'd be plenty of noble families to marry into, OR you wouldn't have to worry about bloodline being "on the same level" as the king's, and just hold a competition to select from all over the country a queen consort who's beautiful and intelligent, regardless of her bloodline. It would strengthen the bloodline and cause a bit of a political spectacle that might have had positive social results if he'd chosen a commoner with good qualities.

Look at the development of the current British pseudo-monarchy as a media institution, ever since they didn't let Edward marry his used-up American skank. It's come full circle now with Harry.

*laughs maoistically*

Misogyny is in political vogue

Stupid goy

COMMUNISM IS THE ONLY TRUE WAY

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>ZABIBA AND THE KING ADAPTATION !WHEN!!!
It already has been done.

>A 20-part television series and a musical based on it were later produced.[1][2]

long live the revolution

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