Fact. The Emu has won more wars than Germany.
Fact. The Emu has won more wars than Germany
Andrew Smith
Blake Young
How many wars has Norway won?
Levi Baker
Technically they won WW 2, so they defeated Germany
Logan Fisher
Idk, they had a pretty good record till the 1900s rolled around
Ian Hughes
So did the Emu's, keeping abo technological development down.
Dylan Diaz
They defeated the sw*Doids at Trondheim who then froze to death on their way back to sweden.
Andrew Wilson
They didn't defeat our army, they ( or SOMEONE) shot our king in the head from a distance. To this day nobody knows who did it. Not that a d*Neshit would know anything about having warrior Kings who fought on the front lines
Blake Wright
Still. You ran back with your tail between your legs. ..Then froze to death.
Jaxon Brown
>sw*Doids lose one commander
>army immediately disbands
This is why your greatest achievement will be youtube "personality"
Connor Evans
Burying the King isn't running. But yeah it was not the best route to take home, the cold and starvation killed more soldiers than you could ever have done
William Jones
Well, the Caroleans believed that the King got his crown from God and had the right to supreme authority at all times so when a King died, a new one had to be crowned and the King must be buried in Stockholm.
Logan James
Dominic Cooper
>sw*doids lose their inbred german king
>immediately start running
>still die because their effeminate bodies aren't fit for NORWEGIAN mountains
John White
yeah but the Krauts never got nuked tho
David Miller
s-stop it
Chase Richardson
We only lost when it was half the world against us
Oliver Phillips
>be d*Ne
>lose about 12 wars against Sweden
>Sweden becomes an empire and is out fighting Poland, Lithuania, Saxony, Russia, and Tatars
>decide to backstab your own brother country to get some clay while they are out fighting in the frozen wastes of Russia
>still fail to even take a single city
Truls...this is why I can not take d*Neoids seriously when they discuss military history
Austin Rogers
Yet you have never won a war with Norway though..
Leo Hall
>"""backstab"""
amazing how deluded you are, we were always enemies.
Blake Gomez
Not one, we have won many. I will list all the wars you have lost against us so you can learn your own history.
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en.wikipedia.org
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Jack Price
Doesn't really change that it was an extremely cowardic move and a pathetic war effort though does it user?
Mason Russell
Sw*des should have been genocided for the Thirty Years' War and the Deluge. Discuss.
Nathaniel Martinez
>be literally the biggest threat in northern europe
>expect other countries to just bow before you and not jump on the opportunity to take you down when it arises
geopolitics isn't football you sperg, it should be obvious to you but I forgot the swedes see themselves as saints who can do no wrong.
Isaac Ortiz
b-but it was God's will
Benjamin Mitchell
Okej du har rätt user
Blake White
>weakening the Habsburgs
>God's will
Michael Brooks
Well the protestant Germans didn't complain
Oliver Myers
t. war criminal
pay reparations
Adam Hill
William Jones
Okay you can have all our rapefugees as reparations