/brit/

it tastes frog shaped

I loke the early mornings honestly- get a few laughs in to help me through toil

so just when is this war supposed to break out?

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this saturday 3 o'clock kick off

morning brit is good, 5-10 brit is good, aussie hours are OK and yank hours are shan't simple as

toil bells are chiming lads

not sure what gender this is

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I can feel it

ah yes underage finnish autism

neet who uses the phrase JF

hate pubs
hate pints
hate banter
hate lad culture
hate slags
hate the right wing
love corbyn

actually self employed but w.e.

got a good seven hours before ive got to go to work

i'm 20

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hate football

Lads, going to attempt a liver pate and cheese toasti.

Will post taste test in a bit.

anti-semite

that makes it worse

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already getting excited by the prospect of a dominos 2 for 1 for lunch

on the edge of my seat

Liver pate with creme cheese is pretty good

>I came out at work. Its nice. Coworkers call me the correct name (pronouns... Maybe like 80% of the time.) And honestly there are times where its a hassle. Explaining to customers that yes its my real name. No I didnt switch badges as a joke. Yes I have a beard. But its nice to get tje validation from management that if someone is transphobic or hateful there are consiquences.

>I mean I'm pre everything mtf and sometimes I get lazy and have a full beard! Sometimes I let it grow out and trim and shape it. I may be a girl but I look damn good with a beard.
seriously delusional

course you are that junk aint gonna steal itself is it

>pate and cheese
Too rich lad! Abort!

must've missed this post on poley's blog, good for her

yeah me
what would yyou like to know

it goes back to this thing where fundamentally you can call yourself whatever you want but if you call yourself 6ft when u look 5'2ft then you're always gona get funny looks. If you say you are trans and u have a full beard then no shit people r gona think u're taking the piss

are you a virgin?

kek come on lad thats clearly a not so subtle shitpost

gemini or capricorn?

Men want to be women and get adoration for nothing

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yeah
more to do with my anxiety about my phimo though

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What us broiling

im a capricorn how did you know

is that a common thing

strong correlation between being obsessed with anime and being mentally ill see: finnish bender

It warms my heart when I see incels being mentioned in the news.

how many beers have you had raikkonen? stop trying to speak like a girl and get yourself to bed lad

i dont believe in this briggs meyer nonsense because everytime I take the test I get a different result

Why are finns so fucking bent? i want an answer this time

asian blood

imagine living in a place without sun for 6 months of the year absolutely grim existance

Based son

>he told me to get out of the house
the Chad son

yes i live in england too

T U R K U
U
R
K
U

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sup reddit

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Strong correlation between posting mongy twitter screencaps and being a total melt

lads don't forget to

youtube.com/watch?v=PBkA4-U4MPk

>sup reddit

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very meta

oof

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imagine spelling existence with an a lol

am melv

just had a cheeky wank while the sister was literally in the next room
had she walked past she would have seen everything but i managed to finish and wipe up and she was still on her phone lmao

Strong correlation between being a neuro typical and being a waste of space

vote labor

drop acid

leftypol seething

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massive hat

Die

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*picks it back up*
you forgot this mister

why?

imagine caring about spelling on Jow Forums

reckon you should go kick him in lad wouldnt be happy with benders like that representing my country personally

it's called a faggot

bighead on the beat

Morrowind is better than Skyrim but Skyrim is better than Oblivion

The result is rather underwhelming. The taste of the cheese doesn't really come through. Should I been less frugal with it. The liver pate works pretty well though.

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charlie shuffler

bighead on my meat

dont get upset im only trying to help you

I've seen you post this 3 times, need to get some new material

going to see the soyvengers with my mummy tomorrow

you yamagucci lads?

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im an actual female, fuck off

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i don't think so, its from a trans subreddit where they use humour to talk about their insecurities

why would I be upset it's funny

my versace gloves

shut it LARPer

be my gf? ok thanks

wish i could fuck snorkmaiden

>im an actual female fuck off

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