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Toilpajeet wants me to work an extra day this week and take next Friday off to make up for it.

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you have to fuck off immediately

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fruit is nicer and healthier

If I want to sit in and drink super tennents in the day I will, no one's gonna fucking tell me jack

dece but nothing amazing

Wait wtf 190cm is dead??

Fatty has gulped down the entire pack of 6 breakfast bars in less than 10 minutes. Am honestly amazed.

fuck it lads im posting the moscow import russian uni gf

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oink

Spoiler

fit desu

>your hobbies
"well i for one like to research whether a porn star has performed with a non-white on screen"

what's wrong with her nose

shagged yuri skripal last night

what's your favourite album lads?

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it's very important that your pornfu stays pure

>Doctors turned off Alfie Evans' life support last night but the terminally-ill two-year old kept breathing
It's a miracle!

my current phase in life can be summed up as in which babby learns his genetics and upbringing had massive possibly irreversible effects on him

>"Kiss me user"

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are they going to rename arsenal artetal haha

fUCK
oFF
NEURO
tYPICAL
(would love to be with her tho ngl)

reporting in

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The Strokes - Is This It

Still holds up after nearly 20 years

slav genetics init haha shes a good lass though reckon she'd punch my bollocks in if i told her to

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hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Seems i'm going on the anti depressents soon lads. Is this going to fuck my fapping when I nut?

It's best to be a productive NEET with some passive income, you still get the "reward and achievement" feeling from toil, but you don't have all the downsides of toil like dickhead coworkers, getting up early and rushing, and toilberg's sword hanging above your skull

Takes a lot of work to get to this point, but it's the closest to freedom(aside from being filthy rich) modern man can gett

avoidant freak

think it's more a case of him taking something or drinking too much

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>healthier
Yes
>nicer
No

my music teachers name was ance
she was always secretive about her nationality for some reason (it was latvian)

used to have acne way worse but the difference are my facial features are also awful haha

Telling everyone at work I'm 6'2" even though I'm only 5'9" and anyone who calls me out on it is a racist, heightist, turbo nazi who I will be reporting to HR.

Have you smelled her farts yet?

love meself a bit of 'nime

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Dad just laughed at me for still being a virgin lads.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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maybe, maybe not
the only effect any had on me was diarrhea for a week when i went up a dosage
and serious vertigo for a week when i stopped them

bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-43875266

what a lad haha

just found out you can hover a link in wikipedia and it shows you the first paragraph

oh dear

Torn between whether I should visit the Cotswolds or visit Derby on my trip to England.

How did that happen?

This was added recently

Literally need a gf like this but i know ill never get one, how do people even get gf's like this? i hate my life i knew i should have gone to uni

intp when depressed
entp when not depressed

cotswolds, derby's just some shite midlands town

>2.5k
lucky lad
300 Jews in my neighbourhood of 5000

Wew what a cunt

protocols of the elders of k-on

>he’s not an anthropological nationalist

Australian police say they will review how a 12-year-old boy travelled alone to Bali after he had a row with his parents and used their credit card.

The boy, from Sydney, booked flights and accommodation online after his parents decided to cancel a holiday to the Indonesian island.

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crease

good post

i'm high iq but low concientousness

we back

poo

I am white

hello?

FUCK SAKE

heil hitler

testing images

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Let's all celebrate this return with a cat

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>bring on Shitaly

ive found god lads

hello?

nsa/cia niggers mining for dayssss

L-lads... LADS

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where was he

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Fucking state of the nip subhuman who owns the website

You'd think spaffing in the bath would be hygienic and a simple clean up but then you come out with cum crust all over yourself

Been waiting all day to say that

poo nigger

POO
BUM
WILLY
WANK

alri
missed you lot x

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at least that's not as bad as people who wash their dishes in the tub

just finished toil
what'd I miss?

youtu.be/v6cqwj5WLk0
>6 million jews died in the holocaust
HAHAHAHA you could not make it up

server shut down so the RCMP can data mine Jow Forums on account of the armernian virgin
guaranteed

LADS LADS LADS

favourite french ruler? mine is probably adolphe thiers

9.5 hours of 4chanless terror

youtube.com/watch?v=rZN7nm1Y8ls

fun for the whole family

FUCK this site.

can't believe nobody posted in /brit/ for about 9 hours haha

royalsociety.org/science-events-and-lectures/
anyone in london wanna go to this lecture on AI?

>fUCK
>oFF
>nEURO
>tYPICAL
what did he mean by this?

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