Two girls invited for a picnic tomorrow. first time in 20 years bros

two girls invited for a picnic tomorrow. first time in 20 years bros

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I dont understand both sentences

it's a prank

have fun user :)

show them your penis

Just don't fuck it up man. I had almost exactly that situation (a girl invited me for a picnic) and I was so nervous that I tried to be 'cute and funny', by buying an African Millipede and fucking hiding inside a jar of homemade jam. She was horrified when she opened it. It was supposed to be a joke, because ants eat your jam at a picnic and this jam is so good a Millipede ate it. she never asked me out again and now, I am a fucking 28 year old virgin.

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what is wrong with you

....You should really get to know your target audience before you pull something like that
A lot of girls are really bothered by creepy crawlies

i just want them to want me by their side occasionally when thry hanging are hanging out
we'll see, preparing myself for thar t b h

WOW

Jesus Christ user....

This is peak autism

if it makes you feel better if it had gone right you wouldn't of gotten all these (You's)

I don't see how a giant milipede in food is 'cute and funny'

Get a grip William.

Good luck if not a prank

bring some tasty sandwiches

I-It's me user...

Maria?

*blush*

>because ants eat your jam at a picnic and this jam is so good a Millipede ate it

I fail to see the humour. What was your reasoning? Do you think ants are like pokemons and that millipedes are their evolved form?

>because ants eat your jam at a picnic and this jam is so good a Millipede ate it
you need to carry on Nigel, somewhere out there is a lonely entomologyst that would love that joke

São boas?

..what the fuck

>this jam is so good a Millipede ate it.
this is actually fucking hilarious, she wasn't right for you if she didn't find the humor in it

Whoa...so this is the power of the British Empire...

we did it 'pedes!