>You don't know who you're up against.
>You don't know who's on your side.
>But you can either pick between BRITAIN or FRANCE to be your ally.
Which do you choose?
You cunt is going to war
John Garcia
Jeremiah Price
It's a toughie to be sure, but I've got good money on the French this time round
Gavin Cooper
France, fuck the Brits
Justin Butler
France. One of America's oldest and most reliable allies. We never fought a major war with France, we've had fair dealings, and we've fought along side each other many times so there should be little to no reason for them to betray us.
Britain is a good choice too, but they tired at least twice to destroy the USA, we took at least 13 colonies from them, and while their dealings with USA has been pretty honest they are known for being perfidious and cowering in their island while their allies fight the wars.
Eli Diaz
If you're Britain you have a choice between France or Italy.
If you're France you have a choice between Britain or Italy.
Grayson Nelson
I hate you.
Leo Fisher
>France or Italy
What the hell kind of choice is that? You'd have to be suicidal to choose Italy.
Isaac Flores
k
Juan Parker
how rude
we helped you invade iraq (twice) and afghanistan
Owen Barnes
france, obviously
Benjamin King
Really shitty choice, I prefer noone.
But if its really only options, then France
Christopher Cooper
WHY
france has literally zero actual combat experience
meanwhile, britain has fought 3 wars in the last 3 decades
Ryder Moore
Evan Rivera
They're more cute, thats all
Blake Cook
lmao this
hell you'd be stupid to choose the UK over France even, they have Europe's largest and most capable military
sorry britbros but it's the battle of hastings for you again
Christian Robinson
Who the hell is going to choose Italy
Michael Clark
so this is the thanks we get
after everything we did for you
youtube.com
Lucas Gray
>hell you'd be stupid to choose the UK over France even, they have Europe's largest and most capable military
Depends. If you're a country with a strong land army with a weak navy or soft power (public opinion) then you might consider UK. Say someone like China?
Nolan Bailey
>pick France
>give up immediately
>don't have to go to war
Easy choice
Nicholas Lopez
Italy is auto-win though, because you can just betray your team and join the winning side very time.
Brandon Roberts
France fought a shitton of wars in Africa, was in the Gulf war, Afghanistan, Mali lately.
Evan Peterson
Britain
Aiden Peterson
Britain
Grayson Gray
France, Britain is an enemy country.
Oliver Evans
Explains why Italy never betrayed USA.
>>give up immediately
Rude. They did that like once.
Luis Parker
>one of the strongest militaries in the world vs the only European nation that lost a war to an African country
Ayden Watson
France
Britain would come along anyway hoping for a free trade agreement.
Wyatt Gutierrez
s-stop cunt
Jaxon Wood
On one hand Italy's military isn't the hottest shit, but they won't betray you unless you declare war on like 80% of the world like some autistic retard and expect Italy to get raped with you and Japan.
But Britain will just let you fight out the war by yourself while defending itself with it's navy.
If your capital happens to fall then they'll bomb and destroy your fleet despite being your ally because they fear your citizens would turn on them and size with nazis. en.wikipedia.org
Wyatt King
China :)
Noah Rodriguez
>Really shitty choice, I prefer noone.
You do have the choice of none. It's called real life.
Christian Myers
Britain
Nathaniel Richardson
France.
1941 never forget.
Jordan King
>But Britain will just let you fight out the war by yourself while defending itself with it's navy.
that happened once and it was because we had to fight basically all of Europe by ourselves, stop being silly
Gulf War:
American soldiers: 697,000
British soldiers: 53,000
French soldiers: 18,000
2003 Iraq Invasion:
American soldiers: 192,000
British soldiers: 45,000
French soldiers: 0
Afghanistan:
American soldiers: 90,000
British soldiers: 9,500
French soldiers: 3,979
Mason Walker
understandable have a good day
Gavin Jenkins
Woah. No need to get offended there, buddy. I was just defending Italy and pointing out some of Britain's flaws as an ally. I pointed out Britain's strengths here
Anthony Gomez
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dominic Morris
One of many examples
en.wikipedia.org
Joseph Collins
UK
God save the Queen.
Robert Clark
sorry lad, i just felt my country was being poorly represented
i don't understand why everyone circle jerks over france. don't get me wrong, i love france, but unironically saying they have a more powerful military than the UK is a bit ridiculous desu
i feel like people only started saying france has a better military than britain because of those ramp memes
Bentley Wilson
Chill out m8 UK is shite it's okay
Bentley Nelson
well most outside sources seem to share that opinion regardless of ramps
Julian Gonzalez
france
Lucas Ward
>have a bigger military than britain
>don't use it ()
why tho
Logan Bennett
we mostly use it on standalone operations without the US, like to protect our interests in africa
Ethan Butler
France without a doubt. They are true allies and not backstabbing cunts like brits.
Jack Murphy
test
Brayden Wilson
Why did you invade them twice in the last century then backstabbing cunt
Chase Barnes
>Spend $20,000,000,000 more
>70,000 less active troops
>fewer tanks
>400+ fewer aircraft
>3 less carriers
>equal in subs
WTF is UK doing? Are you guys investing in new aircraft carriers or just dumped it all into ships that don't show up on this chart?
Adrian Cox
quality over quantity innit (god i wish this was true)
in all honesty, we probably spend a large amount of our defence budget on spying programs
Charles James
this board does not need another mexican poster
Tyler Edwards
Same. For the most part because why would one wish to be allied to perfidious anglo?
Isaac Rivera
Because they:
1. don't surrender
2. win
Ryder Bailey
Where is their empire now? Ah yes, you made them abandon it. What great allies you are.
Camden Martinez
The perfidy meme was literally invented by the French because of their massive inferiority complex for us.
Gavin Gutierrez
Not really, it's more of an European meme
Joseph Fisher
Eh, that's because you were good competitors that's it. Such kind of defamation is to be expected.
Colton Jones
Not really, it's a French thing. The clue is in the name, Pierre.
"La perfide Albion".
Hunter Taylor
It's to be expected of the loser, I guess.
We have no such sayings for the French because we just don't care about them as much as they do us.
Robert Brooks
We always come out on top, you’d be a fool to pick France
Josiah Ward
>you made them abandon it
Jeremiah Thompson
>what is the Suez Crisis
John Morgan
>The perfidy meme was literally invented by the French
See >Not really, it's more of an European meme
Jace Long
Cooper Perez
How is that wrong?
Joshua Sullivan
Parker Price
Except he's wrong, you dumb fuck. His own source shows the it was the French who invented it.
Adam Roberts
All this salt.
He didn't deny it being invented by the French, but the countered that it's been accepted by Europe since Britain is indeed perfidious.
Gabriel Martinez
Christian Barnes
He countered by arguing against a point I never made? Wow.
Hunter Johnson
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Alexander Sanchez
As a native French speaker, I follow a lot of news pages on Facebook, French and British ones among them, and everytime France is mentioned in a British article, you're sure to find surrender jokes in the comment section or someone calling the French frogs or whatever. Whereas the French aren't in any way prejudiced against Britain as their reaction ranges from apathy to sympathy everytime Britain is mentioned. You should try reading the comment section on any of the articles your tabloids keep pumping out about Macron's project for Europe, you'll realize that your countrymen actually care about France a bit too much.
Hudson Thomas
Did he say he was countering your statement?
He was merely stating the truth that the perfidiousness of Britain is well known and widely accepted throughout Europe.
Mason Collins
2 WORLD WARS
1 WORLD CUP
Camden Cox
>Did he say he was countering your statement?
No, you did.
Are you on fucking pills lad? This is completely is bizarre. You don't seem to have the ability to follow a conversation.
Alexander Adams
Except I didn't. Stop putting words in peoples mouths peridious albion.
Cameron Bell
>He didn't deny it being invented by the French, but the countered
>He didn't deny it being invented by the French, but the countered
>He didn't deny it being invented by the French, but the countered
???
Colton Green
neither this is our fight and we can do anything alone by ourself just us