Is France the puppet of the USA ?

Is USA the puppet of Jupiter*

Macron is sucking Trump's dick hard trying to get the backing of the most powerful force in the world today. I can't say as I blame him, but it's really quite cringey when you see the like kind of fued he has going on with Merkel.

Trump, like all Americans, doesn't give two tugs of a dead dog's cock about France or Macron but to see Emmanuel so fuckin eager to gobble up the crumbs that fall from the American table is just pathetic. Macomb is not a stupid man, he knows that Trump is a God damned moron, but to see him suck up to him like he has been these past couple days it's just beyond the pale

>sucking his dick
That's not how you spell "giving the baby his bottle". After all Macron knows how to handle trump because as a banker he has had more than enough practice dealing with rich old demented narcissists.

OH NO NO NO NO

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>when you help someone cheat and they get a better grade than you

Ohhh they're so cute

He smol

MANLETS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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>tfw 6'3

feels great to be honest

no we r allies (:

What are those random numbers? Canada also uses the Murica system?

>tfw 5'2
Why does God hate me?

check them, you are all retarded, they look cute

>/leftypol/ this assblasted that their messiah is friends with their boogeyman

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>Macron
>leftypol

Exactly how fucking new are you?

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No France is now an arab colony.
Full of smelly brown muhammads

>knows who /leftypol/ likes
>phonecancer
hmm

Macron is the Messiah of /centrepol/

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Macron is the quintessential neo-liberal though, that's "reagan conservative" for you amerifats.

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That's good though?

Macro is so sublime that I would not want him to cuddle me by fear of making him slightly less perfect.

That's kinda cute desu

It would be if americans had not elected a protectionist pseudo-conservative as their president.

>neo-liberal
>not conservative
But it is and except for rebel media neckbeards that’s what everyone think you fingolian mutt

>le replying to a bunch of posts stating the obvious with a condescending tone for no reason man

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If you think Trump for one minute, a man who is so scared of being showed up by anybody that he's fired several people into his own command who have shown even the small amount of self-determination and initiative, will be swayed in any way by some foreign nobody president, and youre even more delusional than he is.

the best

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you realise that Trump just accepted a few hours ago to renegotiate the deal with Iran instead of just leaving the negotiations with no treaty as he threatened to do many time because Macron convinced him to do so ?

>implying you don't have exactly the same demographic issues
>implying muslim europe would be good for israel
you are in the boat with us shlomo
we sink, you sink

Pretty sure trump is easily swayed by anyone who likes him or that he likes.
For example: all of his advisors, fox and friends

Hey I made a joke in this thread about Trump asking Macron to fuck his wife, where is it?
Got something to say Janny, you soft cunt?

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Youre not the only one. Ive seen jannies delete political threads they dont like but some or even the shitpost ones are left alone

>you realise that Trump just accepted a few hours ago to renegotiate the deal with Iran instead of just leaving the negotiations with no treaty as he threatened to do many time because Macron convinced him to do so ?
Not him but Macron said he was going to stick with the deal because it was the best existing solution. Renegotiating isn't sticking to the deal it's more like what Trump has been saying. Maybe Macron got something else he wanted.

>ate 3 10mg THC edibles 2 hours ago
>feel nothing
What a rip off. Edibles are such a waste and only work on sorority girls.

He doesn't give a shit about any of that. All he gives a shit about just how he thinks he is perceived

Macron is familiar with gaining favours. He's a cold man who married his mom, he'll do anything for power.

He acts tough in Europe but really he's just a vehicle for the American agenda.

long live dhe rebublig :DDD

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>Macron was pooping his pants when his wife was 24
What level of /ss/ is this on?

France

it's all in your head
desuarchive.org/int/thread/88696409

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what the fuck is up with these two

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They're both G*rman provinces.

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They're reforging the Franco-American alliance to get read to kick the shit out of R*ssia

but the EU is a puppet of the US

Time for HRT lad

lol we changed our lapdog from Britain to France.

You guys don't understand Trumps hand grip. He's not leading him as a dog his hand just cant unlock once he gives a firm handshake and look in the eye. Its how he got his job.

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Chicago 1893

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Stop being rude to France in this thread please

hopefully

My thoughts are that Trump (and much of what's left of the American political establishment) are tired of dealing with European issues and are scrambling to find someone they can just kind of hand shit over to so the US can refocus elsewhere.

Macron was the only guy who showed up, so now he's the guy. The Europe guy.