/cum/ - Canada, US, Mexico

please fuck off

here ya go

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brap

delete this image

pretty sorry thread

why does andrew scheer always look like he's about to laugh

Because his party is a joke and so is this country.

sports

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rewatching breaking bad made me realize how shitty and campy it is, esp seasons 3 and 4

is chadmeet a cool guy? does he have any chance of becoming pm?

left or right?

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don't use the orange
i used to have a cursed set of orange die that always gave me awful rolls

derecha. Don't listen to the gringo

I use clear so I can see any imperfections. Dice with that mixed plastic and colors have varying densities all over the place and could affect rolls. I think the orange ones are translucent but I can't really tell.

who is the strongest person at your gym? there's this 6 foot fatso at my gym who squats 6 plates

i'm too afraid to go to the gym

Please, don't make me choose.

the strongest one is the most insecure mofo
that's fo sho

6'4 italian dude, pretty sure he's juicing

lick me

why? no one cares

Not all of us are beautiful and handsome like you

ok

...

don't leave me alone like that again /cum/!

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I don't get it I walk alone all the time?

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sad fat corgan meet sad fat tiger

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/cumf/ when?
twitter.com/ABCWorldNews/status/988796172658589697

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>When I met you I admit my first thoughts was to trick
>You look so good huh, I suck on your daddy's dick

has anyone here ever shaved their eyebrow?

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:3

did a little booboo to myself

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what happened?

was it autism?

>making a tuna salad
>start cutting a pepper
>cut of more than I should chew
I lost maybe 3mm of skin, so I went to ER hoping they could reattach the piece but they just stitched it up.

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>canadian ""health"""""care"""

where's dinner?

thinking about swapping to firefox

I did that once back in the day doing prep work in a restaurant.

There is no feeling left in the very tip of my thumb which is kinda weird

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good

Ouch. Sorry to hear, bud. Hopefully it heals up well.

Shooting in Dallas live right now, closed a street I use to take home.
3 officers shot,1 confirmed dead. Says it was a homeless. Why can't homeless just get fucked?

the only thing I can think of that I use that specific part of my thumb is typing on a phone

thanks user

just rolled a crit to hide
got a 31 on stealth
*dabs*

just
want
a
girlfriend

they're expensive, whiny, and difficult. Just jerk off

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just get a bf

i went to the gym and then didn't manage to go to sleep until 10am ok?? so i slept in a bit more...

you're slippin' calgary

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bitch niggas

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try8ing to edit the images together but my laptop is too shitty ahhhhh
this literally took 15 minutes

rude

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Give me a quick rundown

iced tea and choccy milk
braised beef and rice soup
pulled pork and coleslaw sammy with fries(both weren't very warm....)
may have a had a slice of cake too heheh

That sandwich looks good. Too bad it wasn't warm

wew bud hope you're putting in some hard work

Don't be like this Toronto asshole who vented his incel rage by running over people

>go to /mu/ for the first time in a year
>full of new trips

Shan't be going back

tripfags are the pillar of every community

Pillar of shit

true

The entire premise of the show is completely fucking retarded, what an absolute dogshit tv show breaking bad was.

what does /cum/ think of the incoming incel rebellion?

>went to ER hoping they could reattach the piece but they just stitched it up.
rip

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/cum/ is going to be really slow then

of all the art types thinking they deserve money, "dancers" are by far the worst

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Feel bad for all the buds that are going to die but at the same time happy because they'll finally get laid (to rest ahahahahahaha)

>check engine light comes on last saturday
>engine sputters on start up
>oh fuck
>get the light checked, it's the catalytic whatever, which my brother warned me about a month ago
>spend $100+ on a new part coming tomorrow
>get in car today, it starts fine
>lights off
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
can't wait to claim my peace treaty gf

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Are we still doing this?

It's not going to just fix itself user. Do it now

I know, when the part comes I'm still gonna replace it

You'll need to change it eventually if you wanna pass the emissions test

>not straightpiping

Based Liverpool

Not sure what's going on here

>watches sports
>doesn't play sports

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Fuck l*verpool

Figured a few Brits might comment. Oh well fuck em

>implying I know what that means

I'm a fan of Liverpool.

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You can straightpipe me all you want

>im a fan of liverpool

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That's a big joint

I'm more a fan of Klopp than I am a fan of Liverpool

Soccer's kinda gay.

Kek

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would rather watch divegrass than boreball

Traps are kinda gay.