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nice

is there like any evidence that dinosaurs actually existed at all?

yeah yeah sure mate that one *talks to someone else*

How do girls wee and have periods before their hymen is broken?

not greggs not arsed
simple as

nice hiss

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choon

Fucking state of these uppity virgin freaks on here.

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the hymen doesn't obstruct the wee tube

ugliness condemns you to a shit life, even your own parents reject you
nytimes.com/2005/05/03/health/ugly-children-may-get-parental-short-shrift.html

flat earth is real

is it noncey to watch children's films

any xi jingping thought in

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Yeah, Margaret Thatcher.

lads what the fuck do you wear to a wedding when you aren't part of the wedding party? as in not a groomsmen?

I was thinking Suit with no tie.

I have a charcoal suit, what color shirt underneath?

not if you're watching them with a girl

first 5 minutes of coco with me and this girl and we just started shagging lmao

its noncey to wank off to them

not interested in virgin birds
also not interested in slags
the goldilocks zone is a girl that has fucked fewer than 3 dudes and they were all long term bfs

>Niggers dancing around a bottle of malt liquor

*c-walks*

Wumao fuck off

Turn that crap off

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dare you to bome to bardiff, bunt

ffs

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>I need to be fed until I can't move. I need to grow so fat that I am unrecognizable. I want to be hopelessly addicted to sugar. I want to be embarrassed to be seen in public. I want to cry because you called me so many demeaning names. I want you to treat me like you're disgusted by me. I want to get so fucking fat that you're actually disgusted by me. I want you to fuck me like the filthy pig that I am.

What did the gf mean by this?

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been to paris twice, don't bother it' wank

did a quick late night sainsburys dash to raid their reduced goods, got all this for less than a 4 quid lads

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fuck off gwailo
we will literally replace you in your countries, it's already starting

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reckon seshcore should be a genre

for the love of god somebody please jaypost this man

alright so the weather is a little chilly and you need to put clothes on, what's your strategy

HINT: there is a correct answer

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theres more than one hole

i know...

the kino for the evening

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ancient gimmick

just wear a normal suit you fucking virgin freak

had to evict the kot from my lap as it's his bedtime

goodnight kot

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bon appetit!

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i'll ask again, is the UK a free country?

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tune

you just know

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*kicks him to sleep*

*does the negroid romp*

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in a state of extremely poor mental health

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happening in cheadle, turn on sky news

£29.99 for a porn movie, wtf.

bet macron clegg and trudeau have homosexual threesomes with eachother

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>i'll ask again, is the UK a free country?
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Been buying packs of two slices of Soreen malt loaf with butter for 85p a pack almost every other day for literal years before realising (today) that a whole loaf costs £1.

Feeling poor AND dumb now.

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Your mum's fanny is ancient, m80.

never shagged a lass

What was once Cheadle is now a smouldering cinder

Turn on the news

the solution: ketamine

>cheadle
mate a bomb could go off there and i still wouldnt give a fuck

miss my ex lads

but if i love her i must let her go

Dream gf
>those cut marks
HHHHNNNNNGGGG

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legs start twitching when I see a beautiful girl lads

sometimes when I read about pretty girls in books I can smell their perfume

>two slices of Soreen malt loaf with butter for 85p a pack
what a rip off
you're a facking mug matet

post more uruguayas

cringe

Nope we're an authoritarian shithole, a total embarrassment

Going on an urban exploration holiday to Sunderland

im invited as a plus one for my gf mate...

ive just only been to two weddings and I was the best man in both of those. so im about as normie as they come, just used to being liked enough that im included as a groomsmen

reckon i'm just gonna go to uni and then kms if it doesn't work out

Girls smell lovely

reminder that girls like to smell boys too so shower often and wear decent cologne

was taking the bins out and a group of girls were going out and one of them smelt amazing

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mates flying in from down under and wants to see the best of britain so i'm taking him to grimsby, hull, hartlepool and wakefield

gonna start doing the same thanks for the headsup mate

i remember being in golden discs or one of those shops a few years ago and was astonished to find they still had a section for porn dvds. saw some guy perusing it in his wheelchair

my musk gets pussies wet across a 10 mile radius

Don't forget Slough lad

>cologne
fucking wanker

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yeah that was me

had my legs crushed in an industrial accident about a decade ago

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Wakefield MENTIONED

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>Best before 20th of feb

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sometimes unexpectedly lose my breath around qts, then try really hard not to breath heavy and end up not getting enough air and panicking

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fuck off prick

dont reply to me again

This.

A girl I sat next to literally got obsessed with me because she said I smelt amazing

Plus one of my exes said "i hope you find someone who likes your smell as much as me" very drunkenly

Wife preparing my breakfasts and lunches is tastier, healthier, and almost as cheap.

he's handicapped
just let him in
make that wheelchair spin

I love girls and I've been with plenty but they unrionically scare the living shit out of me

Based

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grim, just catching up on the show now

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what do you expect for 20p lad

mad to think uruguay actually exists

why do women wear makeup and perfume

cos theyre ugly and they smell

the virgin reaction

pretty in love with her tbqh

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>Wife
excuse me mate where do you think we are

Paris is literally awful, there's even a syndrome called Paris Syndrome now that people get because they expect the city of love and romance and they get the city of refugees and homeless criminals. It's even worse than most cities because it's not even kept out of sight. At least London they keep most of the homeless scum out of the big areas, when they find them. In Paris they're just left to fester in great hoards.

britain is so fucking grim besides london and manchester.

is this what the mid-small sized cities all look like? genuinely makes me just sad