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nice
is there like any evidence that dinosaurs actually existed at all?
yeah yeah sure mate that one *talks to someone else*
How do girls wee and have periods before their hymen is broken?
not greggs not arsed
simple as
nice hiss
Fucking state of these uppity virgin freaks on here.
the hymen doesn't obstruct the wee tube
ugliness condemns you to a shit life, even your own parents reject you
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flat earth is real
is it noncey to watch children's films
any xi jingping thought in
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Yeah, Margaret Thatcher.
lads what the fuck do you wear to a wedding when you aren't part of the wedding party? as in not a groomsmen?
I was thinking Suit with no tie.
I have a charcoal suit, what color shirt underneath?
not if you're watching them with a girl
first 5 minutes of coco with me and this girl and we just started shagging lmao
its noncey to wank off to them
not interested in virgin birds
also not interested in slags
the goldilocks zone is a girl that has fucked fewer than 3 dudes and they were all long term bfs
>Niggers dancing around a bottle of malt liquor
*c-walks*
Wumao fuck off
Turn that crap off
dare you to bome to bardiff, bunt
ffs
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>I need to be fed until I can't move. I need to grow so fat that I am unrecognizable. I want to be hopelessly addicted to sugar. I want to be embarrassed to be seen in public. I want to cry because you called me so many demeaning names. I want you to treat me like you're disgusted by me. I want to get so fucking fat that you're actually disgusted by me. I want you to fuck me like the filthy pig that I am.
What did the gf mean by this?
been to paris twice, don't bother it' wank
did a quick late night sainsburys dash to raid their reduced goods, got all this for less than a 4 quid lads
fuck off gwailo
we will literally replace you in your countries, it's already starting
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reckon seshcore should be a genre
for the love of god somebody please jaypost this man
alright so the weather is a little chilly and you need to put clothes on, what's your strategy
HINT: there is a correct answer
theres more than one hole
i know...
the kino for the evening
ancient gimmick
just wear a normal suit you fucking virgin freak
had to evict the kot from my lap as it's his bedtime
goodnight kot
bon appetit!
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i'll ask again, is the UK a free country?
you just know
*kicks him to sleep*
*does the negroid romp*
in a state of extremely poor mental health
happening in cheadle, turn on sky news
£29.99 for a porn movie, wtf.
bet macron clegg and trudeau have homosexual threesomes with eachother
>i'll ask again, is the UK a free country?
What? Of course it is, what on earth are you- [THIS POST HAS BEEN REMOVED BY THE MINISTRY OF HATE SPEECH]
Been buying packs of two slices of Soreen malt loaf with butter for 85p a pack almost every other day for literal years before realising (today) that a whole loaf costs £1.
Feeling poor AND dumb now.
Your mum's fanny is ancient, m80.
never shagged a lass
What was once Cheadle is now a smouldering cinder
Turn on the news
the solution: ketamine
>cheadle
mate a bomb could go off there and i still wouldnt give a fuck
miss my ex lads
but if i love her i must let her go
Dream gf
>those cut marks
HHHHNNNNNGGGG
legs start twitching when I see a beautiful girl lads
sometimes when I read about pretty girls in books I can smell their perfume
>two slices of Soreen malt loaf with butter for 85p a pack
what a rip off
you're a facking mug matet
post more uruguayas
cringe
Nope we're an authoritarian shithole, a total embarrassment
Going on an urban exploration holiday to Sunderland
im invited as a plus one for my gf mate...
ive just only been to two weddings and I was the best man in both of those. so im about as normie as they come, just used to being liked enough that im included as a groomsmen
reckon i'm just gonna go to uni and then kms if it doesn't work out
Girls smell lovely
reminder that girls like to smell boys too so shower often and wear decent cologne
was taking the bins out and a group of girls were going out and one of them smelt amazing
mates flying in from down under and wants to see the best of britain so i'm taking him to grimsby, hull, hartlepool and wakefield
gonna start doing the same thanks for the headsup mate
i remember being in golden discs or one of those shops a few years ago and was astonished to find they still had a section for porn dvds. saw some guy perusing it in his wheelchair
my musk gets pussies wet across a 10 mile radius
Don't forget Slough lad
>cologne
fucking wanker
yeah that was me
had my legs crushed in an industrial accident about a decade ago
Wakefield MENTIONED
>Best before 20th of feb
sometimes unexpectedly lose my breath around qts, then try really hard not to breath heavy and end up not getting enough air and panicking
fuck off prick
dont reply to me again
This.
A girl I sat next to literally got obsessed with me because she said I smelt amazing
Plus one of my exes said "i hope you find someone who likes your smell as much as me" very drunkenly
Wife preparing my breakfasts and lunches is tastier, healthier, and almost as cheap.
he's handicapped
just let him in
make that wheelchair spin
I love girls and I've been with plenty but they unrionically scare the living shit out of me
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grim, just catching up on the show now
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what do you expect for 20p lad
mad to think uruguay actually exists
why do women wear makeup and perfume
cos theyre ugly and they smell
the virgin reaction
pretty in love with her tbqh
>Wife
excuse me mate where do you think we are
Paris is literally awful, there's even a syndrome called Paris Syndrome now that people get because they expect the city of love and romance and they get the city of refugees and homeless criminals. It's even worse than most cities because it's not even kept out of sight. At least London they keep most of the homeless scum out of the big areas, when they find them. In Paris they're just left to fester in great hoards.
britain is so fucking grim besides london and manchester.
is this what the mid-small sized cities all look like? genuinely makes me just sad