You wake up in 19th century japan

>you wake up in 19th century japan
wat do?

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theguardian.com/world/2017/may/15/forced-into-porn-japan-moves-to-stop-women-being-coerced-into-sex-films
tokyoreporter.com/2011/12/27/av-producer-one-in-200-japanese-women-performed-in-porn/
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Fight for Tennou Heika.

Nice try Zhang

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>Nice try Zhang

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slush all smelly gaijins desu

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How come they don't wear pants?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_nudity#Japan

Probably get raped and killed. Idk. Idk what their customs were in regards to a random foreigner popping up.

Why wear pants in such hot and humid climate? Letting some air to your crotch is actually much better.

senpuku

If I wake up as chilean then I kill some japs
If I wake up as jap then I kill some japs and after that I kill myself because I'm a disgusting jap

>Public nudity was quite normal and commonplace in Japan until the Meiji Restoration. Commodore Matthew Perry's interpreter Rev. S. Well Williams wrote "Modesty, judging from what we see, might be said to be unknown, for the women make no attempt to hide the bosom, and every step shows the leg above the knee; while men generally go with the merest bit of rag, and that not always carefully put on. Naked men and women have both been seen in the streets, and uniformly resort to the same bath house, regardless of all decency. Lewd motions, pictures and talk seem to be the common expression of the viler acts and thoughts of the people, and this to such a degree as to disgust everybody."

Savages.

rape bitches

Demand that they open trade with the west

One interesting thing from that article was how irl people nudity in Japan was ok, but painting naked people was a taboo. Meanwhile in the west it was the opposite. Nude paintings and statues even in churches, meanwhile public nudity was forbidden.

never knew the japanese were so sensual

Japan was a shithole back then

That author clearly never heard of Shunga

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shunga

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lol wtf. You're talking about the guys who created tentacle rape, hentai, school girl panties vending machines, scent of boy anus bottles, bukkake, giant pink penis parades, largest porn industry in the world, etc. if anything the Japanese are the most overly hypersexual people in the world

Anyway I'll be surprised if this thread doesn't get deleted. Threads that are embarrassing for Japan usually get deleted stat.

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That's basically porn though. Nudity in western art was not about that.

Lies! Not according to my animes!

Kek they're like naked little pygmies from Papua New Guinea.

Jose, clean your toilet at first

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>Savages
not as much as you, Zhang

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>naked
but Chinese in Japan loves to get naked in the middle of a busy street to rape a girl desu

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Create the first gundam.

beat the shit out of everyone because I would be the tallest and strongest men on entire island
I would beat every gook island monkey until they would apologize for Nanking massacre

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>can't deal with reality
>commit suicide

wtf is that pic? why does nobody stop the savage? where are the cops?

But Nanking hasn't happened yet at that point.

Japs are afraid of the big chinese bull

pedestrians kicked him down and he was arrested of course

>chinese bull
you mean chinese bullshit

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Was the woman he assaulted Japanese?

I use my shitty ancestor sword to cut innocent Korean civillians heads off so I can feel like a big boy because my asperger mom never loved me.

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That's been proven to be fake a thousand times. Nice try though, hiki.

I heard she is a chinese student in tokyo

>Matthew Perry, Commodore of the United States Navy
and now he is a local mascot named Perurin

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Zhang, why are you so upset?

Chinese-Made Infant Flesh Capsules Seized in S. Korea - ABC News
S Korea 'to target powdered human flesh capsules' - BBC News

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Probably get lynched for being a Chicano in 19th century japan

Are you sure he wasn't a Masato recruiting a woman for a porno?

theguardian.com/world/2017/may/15/forced-into-porn-japan-moves-to-stop-women-being-coerced-into-sex-films

AV producer: One in 200 Japanese women performed in porn

tokyoreporter.com/2011/12/27/av-producer-one-in-200-japanese-women-performed-in-porn/

I become Koizumi Yakumo.

Those pills were made by ethnic Koreans and sold to other Koreans IN KOREA. Nice try again.

based prussian

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Dope rice hat.

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Perform bukkake on village women

You dehydrate less when you let wind cool you down.

they would apologize for it anyway after I beat them up

japanese are pygmies mixed with chinks.

That reminds me of the time when I was alone at the beach at 1am. No one was in sight, so I took off my pants and underwear and let the chilly sea breeze blow against my balls. That was the greatest feeling in the world.

>200
Lol, doubt. Even the Check Republic isn't that fucked up.

Commit sudoku

Try to become local god. Will act like most valued and spiritual person in the world, tell them about future.

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Your first attack stopped with grand samurai with stick.

>muh... by Korean
they are made in China by Chinese, not Korean

your girls work as whores in foreign cunts LOL

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>posting a pic of chink protesters
fuck japan?
but you are completely fucked up

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It was normal in much of Asia, at least among the commoners, until European colonialism. Countries like Japan and Thailand that escaped it also began enforcing more modest dress standards to impress Europeans and not look barbaric.

Go back to sleep.

look for some dog to eat

Good to know that we're not responsible for the Japs being perverted and fucked in the head because we dropped 2 nukes on them. They were always degenerate savages.

>degenerate savages
not like you, Xi

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>implying you wouldn't be a malnourished peasant

History will see the true victor.

They're already learning the Prussian model.
I would get a Dutch boat back to Europe.

Brits vote for this ape
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be very fucked over because I don't understand japanese