Be me, hohol in russia

>Be me, hohol in russia
>Start walking on the street
>Suddently notice a russian woman sitting on a bus stop
>I say "Zdraste"
>She bows her head in respect
>I sit next to her
>She asks where I come from
>I say "Ukraine"
>She says "Cool"
>I ask her name,she says:''Maria Marionkova''
>She asks me what I'm doing in Russia
>I say I was just visiting...
>Suddently 4 Buryats appear and sit next to us
>They start harassing the russian lady
>I say "How about you stop harassing her?"
>They get up from their seats and surround me
>I grab my cross necklace and put it over my shirt
>They lunge at me
>I completely destroy them
>They ask "Where do you come from?"
>I say I come from Ukraine, the last bastion of christianity in europe, the most honorable and peaceful country in europe, never conquered a country in history, last home of pacifists.
>They run away
>Suddently Maria start hugging me and kissing me
>I grab her and bring her to my bed where we have sex.
>She gets pregnant and have beautiful kubanoid
>They say "Thank you Taras, if it weren't for you we would have been raped and had radioactive red belly monkey subhuman children, unfortunately russian men are cucks and inferior to ukrainian men..."
>I look at sky and say "Cлaвa Укpaинe! Гepoям cлaвa!"

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>"Cлaвa Укpaинe! Гepoям cлaвa!"
in Hell

actually ukrainians in Russia are subhumans
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shut up

>I ask her name,she says:''Maria Marionkova''
lol

is this like the Slav version of the liberal ACLU lawyer profession copypasta

Very nice