Be me, hohol in russia

>stay in Ukraine
>meet a qt boy

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>Be me, petrit in belgium
>Start walking on the street
>Suddently notice a belgian woman sitting on a bus stop
>I say "Gezondheid"
>She bows her head in respect
>I sit next to her
>She asks where I come from
>I say "Albania"
>She says "Cool"
>I ask her name,she says:''Maggie De Block''
>She asks me what I'm doing in Belgium
>I say I was just visiting...
>Suddently 4 pattateboeren appear and sit next to us
>They start harassing the belgian lady
>I say "How about you stop harassing her?"
>They get up from their seats and surround me
>I grab my ottoman necklace and put it over my shirt
>They lunge at me
>I completely destroy them
>They ask "Where do you come from?"
>I say I come from Albania, the last bastion of islam in europe, the most honorable and peaceful country in europe, never conquered a country in history, last home of pacifists.
>They run away
>Suddently Magie start hugging me and kissing me
>I grab her and bring her to my bed where we have sex.
>She gets pregnant and have beautiful mutt
>They say "Thank you Osama, if it weren't for you we would have been raped and had radioactive red belly monkey subhuman children, unfortunately belgian men are cucks and inferior to albanian men..."
>I look at sky and say "Voor trotse Albanië! Voor de toekomst van de Islam!"

Only grills are qt here, all the ukrainian males are ugly bydlo

>slavic males are ugly
This meme has to be stopped.
Seriously. It's totally okay if you don't see males around you as handsome (since you are male too).
But calling all around ugly just because of - that's fucked up.

A MAN SHOULD BE A LITTLE BIT PRETTIER THAN MONKEY, don't you know that?

I am greek.

Hey cmon, I'm not " I AM A GREEK!" poster xd

Your mama told told you that?

No, cuz that's not nesessary, every [real] man should know that himself.

Baborab kys.