He has no gf

>he has no gf
>he has no job
>he has no degree
>he has no future
>he has no hope

Hahahahahhaha am I lucky that this is not me

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35 gfs
CEO at 20 companies
15 math degrees
10 future albums
2 hope solo nude photos

Don't know that feel

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Hans, why don't you go to school? I don't care if it's uni or a tech school or whatever. That way you can get started and maybe meet a gf. Then maybe you can get an internship or something.

>He has no style
>he has no grace.
>This kong has a funny face.

Haha I know something like this
This person isn't me ofc hahahaha

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I have a degree, no job, no future, no hope.
I was thinking of signing up to the military, maybe become a marine or SF, get deployed as a proxy soldier for USA and die in Iraq or something

my- sorry hahaha I mean HIS grades are too garbage for any university to accept him LOL

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Competition is too high these days, everyone with subpar grades should just be give cyanide to kill themselves painlessly.

You guys don't have anything like a community college? Those places will take anyone.

I had a couple of gfs at least. I could get more if I got my shit together, but honestly relationships get boring after the honeymoon phase.