He has no gf

>he has no gf
>he has no job
>he has no degree
>he has no future
>he has no hope

Hahahahahhaha am I lucky that this is not me

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35 gfs
CEO at 20 companies
15 math degrees
10 future albums
2 hope solo nude photos

Don't know that feel

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Hans, why don't you go to school? I don't care if it's uni or a tech school or whatever. That way you can get started and maybe meet a gf. Then maybe you can get an internship or something.

>He has no style
>he has no grace.
>This kong has a funny face.

Haha I know something like this
This person isn't me ofc hahahaha

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I have a degree, no job, no future, no hope.
I was thinking of signing up to the military, maybe become a marine or SF, get deployed as a proxy soldier for USA and die in Iraq or something

my- sorry hahaha I mean HIS grades are too garbage for any university to accept him LOL

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Competition is too high these days, everyone with subpar grades should just be give cyanide to kill themselves painlessly.

You guys don't have anything like a community college? Those places will take anyone.

I had a couple of gfs at least. I could get more if I got my shit together, but honestly relationships get boring after the honeymoon phase.

>tfw no gf
>tfw no job
>tfw no future
>tfw droped out from uni for the second time
It can only go uphill fom here

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If you don't exactly want to study medicine or psychology you can easily get a place at some Uni
stop making excuses

0 gfs
Job as a teacher
Degree + PGCE
Future in terms of work and money
For love maybe

Ahahahaha what am I supposed to study really that will get me a job later on

>relationships get boring after the honeymoon phase
Is this true?

Join the Bundeswehr and get tortured into a functioning human being. I recommend a FWDL (voluntary, terminable Service) for up to 23 months in a Jäger(regular Infantry), Panzergrenadier (mechanised dudes), Falschirmjäger (Paratroopers) or the nastiest (if you believe some) Gebirgsjäger (mountain Corps).

You can leave any time, you make Money...your Train ticket home and Food are "free" (less salary than a regular enlisted though).

And maybe, just maybe you end up as a Person that is able to make his own bed and Keep his room clean while being introduced to the amazing world of physical activity and doing what you are fucking told.

>Also comradry if you are not a dick.

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Are European university admissions more dependent on entrance exams than your high school performance?

> shilling the army
it literally makes you into a lazy gay ptsd ridden retard

There are no entrance exams, your high school diploma is the most important thing in your life

Überleg ich mir derzeit auch
Es gibt aber sinnvolle Wege wie du die Zeit überbrücken kannst, freiwilliger Wehrdienst (mach ich derzeit noch), FSJ, Minijob oder sowas
Und BWL, Maschinenbau, Lehramt oder Jura sind Studiengänge mit niedrigen Zulassungsbeschränkungen und relativ guten Jobaussichten
Musst dich halt im Studium reinhängen und dir Mühe geben, aber sag mir nicht du hättest das in der Schule getan, denn ich glaube niemandem der sagt er hat sich ernsthaft und durchgehend angestrengt und ging trotzdem mit grottenschlechten Noten raus
Not a bad idea

oh sweet summer child

Depends what branch you go to, also a reason why i recommended the voluntary service. He can just stay for 6 months ...or even 4 I believe and then go away. Also it depends on what you put in. I do not know how the situation is in Hungary, but Infantry training (while not as tough as it was) actually is quite physically demanding and takes about 6 months or so if you just take basic training (that every soldier gets) and the advanced course they have to do.

Is that just for Germany? I thought some prestigious French universities require an entrance exam

Ich habe momentan einen Mini-job aber langsam muss ich mir mal Gedanken für meine Zukunft machen. Lehramt ist übrigens Zulassungsbeschränkt, Maschinenbau ist zu Anspruchsvoll für mich da ich ein Mathe VOLLidiot bin und BWL studiert fast jeder was dazu führt dass man später sehr viel Konkurrenz hat.

I have to correct myself, you can only go in the first 6 months of the FWDL. If you signed for a longer period , you have to get out in those 6 months or you are locked in place.

That is why I recommend a Shorter term.

idk about France, here you only need a good high school diploma and 6 weeks spend working somewhere related to what you want to study

Not him, but it might surprise you to hear that even though we all are in the EU, we are a lot more different in laws and Organisation than US states.

>depends on the branch
bullshit around 90% of my male relatives were in the army in commie times thx to conscription and every one of them told me how much it sucked and how it took away years of their lives and that they only learned how to slack off easily

>tfw 28 with absolutely nothing to show for it

There's only wagecucking or an heroing at this point. Alcohol makes for a decent escape but I can already tell that my brain is starting to get fried like a hobo.

You have honest relatives. Most people in Bulgaria start off my saying how good the conscription is, how useful it is to learn about discipline and all that, but then when you ask them the right questions most of them then admit it was a waste of time and they only learned how to avoid working, kiss ass and get into heavy smoking.

Also all the professional soldiers and officers I've met and heard stories of were retarded pieces of shits.

Wie alt bist du?
Schonmal über ne Ausbildung nachgedacht?

Well, you are in hungary and I agree that this is a fact of Draft-armies. but we aren't one anymore and the state has the will to have you work for your Money.
I do admit that waiting of is a big part in some Units and Posts. We are Building up our armed Forces currently though, so one might find a permanent place.

Agreed, but look at this guy here. Better to sell your freedom for the prospect of a Career and hopefully a kick in the ass to be better than wasting away as you use your freedom for idiotic shit.

20, und ja habe ich. Ich versuche wirklich mein bestes um kein Neet zu werden aber ich habe 3 Absagen von der Sparkasse, von der Targo bank und jetzt seit neustem eine Absage von Lidl bekommen.

>tfw comfy job
>tfw close to gf
>tfw uni almost over
>tfw hope
>TFW MEXICO

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>TFW MEXICO

you almost make it, don't complain.

Ernsthaft, wieso das denn? Hast du die Bewerbungen oder dein persönliches Auftreten irgendwie voll verschissen oder was war der Grund?
Ich würd mir das mit der Bundeswehr echt überlegen wenn dir die Optionen ausgehen, ist zwar für mich persönlich nichts aber objektiv ein sehr guter Arbeitgeber.

you live in germany. just get a job, and you could get a comfy life.

oh dont worry most "boomers"
here push for it too but most people know how shit it truly is.
And not only that but training is retarded too especially since fucking untrained ideological fanatics in the middle east btfo heavily trained usa pigs
its the same shit either way with modern armies that use cash as a tool to trap you like a wagekek slave at some store never releasing you and using you
giving away your very freedom is the most retarded thing to do you might aswell suicide at that point and modern military careers are truly pain

Ich wurde zu allen 3 Infoveranstaltungen der jeweiligen Firmen eingeladen, immer mit Anzug und gut benehmen etc, der ganze scheiß halt. Naja auf jeden Fall habe ich dann die Bewerbungstests massiv verkackt vor allem im Bereich Mathe was dann zu den Absagen führte.

Viele meiner Freunde gehen zum Bund aber ich suche etwas wo ich bleiben und mir eine sichere Zukunft aufbauen kann.

Of those things I only have a degree

What's funny about the KVNEET lifestyle?

I have to respectfully disagree,maybe if you fall for shiny brochures and recruitment Videos. Manage your expectations, know what you are doing. But it is of ocurse, not for everyone.

Hast du dich auch ausreichend vorbereitet?
>ich suche etwas wo ich bleiben und mir eine sichere Zukunft aufbauen kann.
Kannst du beim Bund, du musst halt nur etwas Entscheidungsfreiheit aufgeben

i just hate this meme bullshit of how
>army will fix you bro XD
which is untrue as shit

of course literal retards are made for these armies as needed cannonfodder

wtf why is it to hard to get in european universities? i thought in studying in Italy... but my academic average sucks because i never went to physical education and literature classes because it was %10 literature %90 "Macri will close all the universities"

should i kms?

No, you will fix-yourself. Also I was recommending 6 months of canceable voluntary Service. What is bad about that?

(for German Unis at least)
it depends on your grades and very much the kind of subject you want to study (and the specific Uni)
if you want to study medicine for example it's pretty much impossible unless you have a near-perfect high school (Gymnasium) graduation or excelled in a very hard extra test
On the other hand literally anyone with any high school degree can study meme subjects like history

What about software engineering? i was good in math and physics... but there were a lot of asignatures that fucked my academic average

I don't know exactly but it's not one of these commonly known subjects that are hard as fuck to get into
Unless your high school graduation was horrendous you'll probably make it at least in some of the many Unis
But you'll have to do a test that makes sure you're roughly on the level of German high school graduates (a friend who went to school in Mexico said that test was easy though)