/brit/

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think the opposite in terms of humour but maybe utter wankers are funnier

in awe at the size of this lad

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Remember when it snowed? Mental

WEHAY LAD

why did you validate him by calling him a normie?
stop it

find it funny he was mates with Samuel Beckett when he was a kid
such a bizarre coupling

the one chance I had at getting a gf and I fucked it
absolutely fucked it and it's actually driving me suicidal because I know I'll never have this chance again

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

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not funny

Screaming pissed off

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fuk of di

looks like a fucking caveman
imagine being decked by that creature
phwoar

ah yes it's a "drugman doesn't have anything in so now i have to frantically text everyone i know to get numbers while i'm on the verge of an anxiety attack because my plans for tonight are potentially ruined"
haha i love these ones

THINGS I LOVE

>shopping
>working
>eating
>travelling

How DARE you distract me from any of the things I LOVE.

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t-minus 17 minutes until I can stare at the 6.8s arse as she gets up to leave

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Avada Kedavra!

Should I go to sleep and get less than 4 hours or stay up the whole night
Never done an all nighter

honestly wonder what the rate would be for /brit/ if everyone did a survey truthfully here
reckon it'd be three times higher than the base Jow Forums population

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

got a date after work tonight lads. hope she's the one. she won't be, but til i meet her and feel disappointed i can hope.

there's some absolute bellends on /brit/ but I bet if I met them irl I'd actually get on quite well with them haha

ibiza weekender

study-abroad.misao.in/free-indian/

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it sucks
your body swells up or something and you feel like you have the flu

Everyone in Jow Forums hates brit for being full of normies (and for being threadsplitting blogposting schizod)

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

The result would be the same for every other /general/ here

going to do diazepam every day

virus

everybody I've met irl from the 'chon has been a good lad

feel distracted

aBRUHkaDABBRUH

UNTER BESCHUSS!1!

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good post it is neurotypical central here so grim

its about the only general i know without a shit ton of anime fags

twitter.com/oneofthosefaces/status/953687686451224579?lang=en

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Told a Yank to fuck off in the last thread and he deleted his post

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why didn't harry potter just enlarge emma watson's anus so he could walk into it?

check this 80s korean tune

youtube.com/watch?v=g1ggCbNoEE0

Oh
Nah I literally can't sleep and I have fuck all to do tomorrow anyway

Fuck off to the rest of int
I tell you if this place wasnt so comparatively ordinary id spend my time cobbling shoes or panhandling or something cos the rest of the net is all virgins or old cunts or politicoids or yanks

virgin freak

remember once arguing with someone on /his/ and they posted a graph that actually proved me right by accident and the guy deleted his post

only time an argument has made me feel satisfaction here

I FUCKING LOVE MACRON BESIDES HIS VIEW ON THE IRAN DEAL

Haha. I like that they simply do not give a fuck.

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You seen the state of /ausnz/? Shakespearean tragedy

>I tell you if this place wasnt so comparatively ordinary id spend my time cobbling shoes or panhandling or something cos the rest of the net is all virgins or old cunts or politicoids or yanks
good post
reckon you just deconstructed exactly why I can't fucking leave

>Update
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICALS

your life will not be determined by what you do tomorrow
it will be determined by what you do today

tfw acne

is that here?

yeah
its why i dont begrudge them for beign here

Fuck off

I got rid of mine easy

how?

virgin freak

Morning lads!
What's on the agenda for today?

fuck off

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roaccutane works wonders, talk to your GP

3.5g of 90% dutch import mandy for £35. cant go wrong with that.

out of focus mate

Yeah fuck it I'm doing an all-nighter, I have to do shit at 9ish but I can sleep for the rest of the day

isnt that the stuff that makes you suicidal?

Look at these absolute units
Huge mushrooms
(My foot for comparison)

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i dont want to wait months to get it tho on the shitty NHS

An engorgio charm would've worked for that, though culusaugeo would've likely been the actual spell.

uk to uk i hope lad

don't go ngubu

drooling addict mong

it'll be gone eventually
i had insane acne as a young lad
haven't had it for decades

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According to pol white women are supposed to like black men but non of the femoids here in rural Surrey will touch me because I’m a black guy.

Lucky shitbag Ive got to be out door by 9 and wont be back in fer hours

always

booze and youtube for me

stop consuming dairy, especially drinking milk
stop eating chocolate, sweets and junk food
only drink water
wash your face often with a cloth, pat dry
avoid air pollution

>cant go wrong with that
>what is brain damage

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>teehee I do drugs btw

FUCK
OFF

not an addict. lead quite a successful and wholesome life. just enjoy the drugs from time to time. like all intellectuals.

Relegated

honestly so annoyed about royal mail
thrown my whole day off and now i can't think properly
they have LITERALLY given me adhd
bastards

isn't that your whole schtick?

Dutch imports get siezed very often

>not an addict

Exactly what an addict would say