anzu
/brit/
poo, poo nigger
amazing how much more likeable people tend to be in video recordings than they are in text
someone who comes across like an utter wanker typing on twitter may come across like a charming person when you hear them speak on YouTube
voice is more powerful than text
sue
Despise non mid-westerners
posting slags
Post Of The Day
look at him go
Haha yeah
not just text but physical mannerisms, you should remember that most communication is non verbal
think the opposite in terms of humour but maybe utter wankers are funnier
in awe at the size of this lad
Remember when it snowed? Mental
WEHAY LAD
why did you validate him by calling him a normie?
stop it
find it funny he was mates with Samuel Beckett when he was a kid
such a bizarre coupling
the one chance I had at getting a gf and I fucked it
absolutely fucked it and it's actually driving me suicidal because I know I'll never have this chance again
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL
not funny
Screaming pissed off
fuk of di
looks like a fucking caveman
imagine being decked by that creature
phwoar
ah yes it's a "drugman doesn't have anything in so now i have to frantically text everyone i know to get numbers while i'm on the verge of an anxiety attack because my plans for tonight are potentially ruined"
haha i love these ones
THINGS I LOVE
>shopping
>working
>eating
>travelling
How DARE you distract me from any of the things I LOVE.
t-minus 17 minutes until I can stare at the 6.8s arse as she gets up to leave
Avada Kedavra!
Should I go to sleep and get less than 4 hours or stay up the whole night
Never done an all nighter
honestly wonder what the rate would be for /brit/ if everyone did a survey truthfully here
reckon it'd be three times higher than the base Jow Forums population
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL
got a date after work tonight lads. hope she's the one. she won't be, but til i meet her and feel disappointed i can hope.
there's some absolute bellends on /brit/ but I bet if I met them irl I'd actually get on quite well with them haha
ibiza weekender
it sucks
your body swells up or something and you feel like you have the flu
Everyone in Jow Forums hates brit for being full of normies (and for being threadsplitting blogposting schizod)
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL
The result would be the same for every other /general/ here
going to do diazepam every day
virus
everybody I've met irl from the 'chon has been a good lad
feel distracted
aBRUHkaDABBRUH
UNTER BESCHUSS!1!
good post it is neurotypical central here so grim
its about the only general i know without a shit ton of anime fags
Told a Yank to fuck off in the last thread and he deleted his post
why didn't harry potter just enlarge emma watson's anus so he could walk into it?
check this 80s korean tune
Oh
Nah I literally can't sleep and I have fuck all to do tomorrow anyway
Fuck off to the rest of int
I tell you if this place wasnt so comparatively ordinary id spend my time cobbling shoes or panhandling or something cos the rest of the net is all virgins or old cunts or politicoids or yanks
virgin freak
remember once arguing with someone on /his/ and they posted a graph that actually proved me right by accident and the guy deleted his post
only time an argument has made me feel satisfaction here
I FUCKING LOVE MACRON BESIDES HIS VIEW ON THE IRAN DEAL
Haha. I like that they simply do not give a fuck.
You seen the state of /ausnz/? Shakespearean tragedy
>I tell you if this place wasnt so comparatively ordinary id spend my time cobbling shoes or panhandling or something cos the rest of the net is all virgins or old cunts or politicoids or yanks
good post
reckon you just deconstructed exactly why I can't fucking leave
>Update
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICALS
your life will not be determined by what you do tomorrow
it will be determined by what you do today
tfw acne
is that here?
yeah
its why i dont begrudge them for beign here
Fuck off
I got rid of mine easy
how?
virgin freak
Morning lads!
What's on the agenda for today?
fuck off
roaccutane works wonders, talk to your GP
3.5g of 90% dutch import mandy for £35. cant go wrong with that.
out of focus mate
Yeah fuck it I'm doing an all-nighter, I have to do shit at 9ish but I can sleep for the rest of the day
isnt that the stuff that makes you suicidal?
Look at these absolute units
Huge mushrooms
(My foot for comparison)
i dont want to wait months to get it tho on the shitty NHS
An engorgio charm would've worked for that, though culusaugeo would've likely been the actual spell.
uk to uk i hope lad
don't go ngubu
drooling addict mong
it'll be gone eventually
i had insane acne as a young lad
haven't had it for decades
According to pol white women are supposed to like black men but non of the femoids here in rural Surrey will touch me because I’m a black guy.
Lucky shitbag Ive got to be out door by 9 and wont be back in fer hours
always
booze and youtube for me
stop consuming dairy, especially drinking milk
stop eating chocolate, sweets and junk food
only drink water
wash your face often with a cloth, pat dry
avoid air pollution
>cant go wrong with that
>what is brain damage
>teehee I do drugs btw
FUCK
OFF
not an addict. lead quite a successful and wholesome life. just enjoy the drugs from time to time. like all intellectuals.
Relegated
honestly so annoyed about royal mail
thrown my whole day off and now i can't think properly
they have LITERALLY given me adhd
bastards
isn't that your whole schtick?
Dutch imports get siezed very often
>not an addict
Exactly what an addict would say