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Lads

>massive cock
ah thank you for making me insecure

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how bigs your cock?

just over 4 inches flacid, 6.5 fully erect maybe even bigger

7 inches

bold prediction

dont your spend your days in the haze with the iceman

>Tom Dupre, aged 23, calls himself a “right accelerationist”
>He leads the UK branch of Generation Identity, a group which aims to “preserve our peoples’ ethno-cultural identity” and calls for the “humane repatriation of anyone who has entered our countries illegally”.

guy is an idiot then

saved

2 teams that break on the counter, can almost guarantee there'll be at least 3 goals

haha tiny willy

ye i'm a real unmanly loser i must be hung like a horse

Klopp pulls Sallah out in the 35th min, puts in Solanke

yeah im real pathetic loser

y'all yamagucci la

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TSU can't lose a CL final game it'll go to extra time but Madrid will win

literally nothing wrong with this

no

welp totalbiscuit's dead

probs unfollow him now

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corrr

tfw no slag gf

11 days till my maths a level lads
Absolutely buzzing can not wait

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imagine the smell

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business idea

strawpoll.me/15770592

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Lol he's actually dead
That's kinda peak still innit

fuck i don't want to sleep

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underage
get him janitor

I'm 18

>11 days till my maths a level lads Absolutely buzzing can not wait

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doing some rank farts this morning, they smell like baby shit.

post willy

all the people in my halls are out, means I can finally leave my room to empty my piss bottles and grab some much needed supplies without being spotted

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30 days until you return underage

good luck lad...

OHHHHH JANNYYYYY

aw cute go on then run along little scamp

Shan't but I can tell you I'm 5.5 inches flaccid and 7.5 inches erect
Not even lying man im so lucky

Adam Lallana (90"+2")

vile rodent

do your morning poop

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fuck the brits

IRELAND IS THE FASTEST GROWING COUNTRY IN EUROPE AT NEARLY 5% EAT DICK CUNT

ANGLOSHIT DOESNT EXIST THOSE ARE ALL IRISH COLONIES FUCK OFF NO EMPIRE WITHOUT THE IRISH EVERY "ANGLO" COUNTRY HALF IRISH FUCK OFF SLAVIC BRIT SHIT

Fuck off mohammad
DUBLIN WAS THE SECOND CITY OF THE EMPIRE AND THE BREAD BASKET OF IT

DAILY REMINDER IRELAND AND IRISH PEOPLE LITERALLY FUCKING WOM BRITIAN IT'S FUCKING EMPIRE AND WE GOT NOTHING FOR IT

NOT EVEN OUR OWN FUCKING ISLAND

WATERLOO - WON BY A GENERAL THAT CONSIDERED HIMSELF IRISH

BRITISH ARMY AT WATERLOO - LITERALLY FUCKING HALF MADE UP OF IRISH CATHOLIC SOLDIERS

IRISH SOLDIERS FUCKING CONQUERED FUCKING INDIA FOR YOU FUCKS

1900 - BRITISH ARMY 45%

WE WON WW1 FOR YOU FUCKING FUCKS BUT STILL IRISH WERE DISCRIMINATED AGAINST IN COURT MARTIALS

GO SUCK ON A DICK BRITIAN FUCKS IRELAND FUCKING BUILT YOU SO GO FUCK YOURSELVES

IRISH REUNIFICATION SOON UNITED IRELAND SOON

ERIN GO BRAGH

THE IRISH TRULY ARE THE BEST. FUCK THESE PAKI CUNTS. GIVE BACK THE MALVINAS YOU SMELLY SNAKE-CHARMING CURRYNIGGER CUNTS.

I CAN SMELL YOUR BALTI THROUGH MY APARTMENT WALL. NIGGER I DO NOT WANT TO SMELL YOUR DINNER SEEPING THROUGH MY WALL.

HAJAAJA. BRIT CUISINE: TIKKA MASALA, BALTI AND VINDALOO. Hahajahajajaj. THESE FUCKERS HAVE NOTHING.

*KNOCK KNOCK* OH IT'S A BOBBY FROM THE COP SHOP. "ALRIGHT M8, I SAW YOU HANGING AN ENGLISH FLAG OUT YA WINDA AND THOUGHT I SHOULD TELL YOU TO REMOVE IT. BIPPITY BOP BASH, ON YOUR TOES M8. THOSE FLAGS OFFEND PAKIS!!"

HAHAHAHA NO PRIDE. EDL RUN BY AN IRISHMAN. YOU CUNTS CAN'T EVEN STICK UP FOR YOURSELVES.

small penis you must have 13 inches before you can call yourself a real man

LOUIE LOUIE

>totalbiscuit
Literally who?

Karius to score for Liverpool in first 5 minutes

would love to meet whoever made this abomination of an image

twitter.com/jaymebing/status/999973722793619456
>scousers

WOOOAAAOOHHH

you mean 13cm?

The Queen's children:
>Charles
Divorced
Murdered his ex-wife
>Anne
Divorced
>Edward
Divorced
Ex-wife goes on holiday and has her toes sucked by random men

Queen's grandchildren
>William
Got an ABD in his A Levels yet was allowed into Cambridge
>Harry
Cheated on his exam in Eton to get into military school
Pictures taken of him in a nazi outfit
Naked pictures taken of him
Seem doing cannabis on camera

Yes yes but a 25% black woman is surely the end of morality in the royal family Rorke.

no 30cm

going feral again?

braapppffffttttttsshh

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GUCCI GUCCI

no

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What'd it say?

nice one lad but I'm not referring to that

yeah they can

WOAH mama

fendi fendi prada
basic bitches buy that shit
so i don't even bother

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>Thought I was going to retain my conservative driving style from my lessons
>Realise I actually just become everything I hate on the roads on my own in a car

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lmao

want the EU to absolutely destroy us in this deal so we can rebuild this country with hard men from hard times

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You fucking blaggard

I live in N. Wales and it;s so funny how the scouse react to The Sun. To this day, people born years after Hillsborough, will physically assault people just because they're reading The Sun. They never stop talking about Hillsborough either. Mental to be honest but I guess they are Irish so they latch on to whatever stupid self-inflicted shit harmed them and blame England.

back hurts
need a chiropractor

lmao

what part of ireland are you from la?

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driving brings out all the flaws in our psychology

everyone thinks they're a super safe driver and the best on the road one minute, then they're brake-checking a HGV because of a perceived slant the next

Learn to practice relaxation and let mistakes go, most mistakes on the road aren't made on purpose, but it's the first conclusion we jump to.

Realize that you aren't as good as a driver as you think you are and learn to relax and treat other drivers with patience.

Except BMW, Audi and white van drivers, fuck them, utter cunts

for me its the liberal democrat driving style

Kraftwerk, David Bowie, Young Thug and Kanye West are simply the only musicians you need to listen to

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name ONE good kraftwerk choon

literally me from highschool

its a video

*drives in your proximity*

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at last, I truly see...

>perceived slant
careful jeremy

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reckon we should ban greentext for non-quoting posts. just speak normally you spastic

why yes, it must be the work of the jews
*kills millions of europeans*
the jews did this

Big fan of Computer World and the Robots

Wasn't into hip-hop in high school

errrrrrrrrrm no they can't

and angrier and angrier and angrier

the model