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The goose edition

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>work night shift after doing a week of 8-5 work
>tired as fuck and go to sleep around 5
>wake up at 7am and cant go back to sleep

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Like this thread better

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>invite friend over for a week
>have a good time
>leaves a bunch of half drank milk glasses around the house and the sink is full of dirty plates and bowls
Glad I'll be living solo next year

wow the left really cannot meme

some people are just slobs and it sucks

I am too but this is a bit excessive

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are americans not taught manners?

Yeah
Hes black though

>defending the second amendment makes you a traitor
>muh baby-killing ar-15s

*heems everyone itt*

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Thinkin about selling weed to the hipster artists next door
Yesterday one came and knocked on my door and I just sold him $15/gram and he thought it was a great deal for some reason. Could be a good passive income

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*GDPR at you*

Go for it
milk him until he finds a better deal

*aggressively enters the thread*

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Why is the west coast so utterly degen

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DELET THIS

This has been an issue for years. First time I've heard about opioids though, I'd heard about various antidepressants before

censoring anime was a mistake

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me vs. the jannies

i hate that faggot ass gif

>guns are better children

Westies are so desperate for attention they take our drugs and parrot them as their own.
t. be(a)st coast

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o-ok?

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What kind of forbidden thoughts do you have?

haha i love life

wanna know why?

Sex with women who arent my wife

Why haha

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Because I have a beautiful aboriginal GF and will wake up to your webm every day starting next year when we move together!!

lentil stew for dinner who wants some

Sounds cozy
Good luck bud

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And then you marry and she doesn't want to have sex anymore and a couple years later she leaves you and you get to pay alimony gj man

OMG. And I thought thinking about getting my boi pucci ravaged by fat uncut cocks was bad

hi lads

Having a nice relationship with another male.

hate this faggot ass poster
you're a rotting granny smith in the corner of a barn in my eyes

>2k18
Do what you want bruh

Reading the bible

doesn't even make sense

is that one movie in which he plays a crackhead teacher any good?

What's the name of it

2 Timothy 2:22

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>I read the bible for moral guide

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For whatever was written in former days was written for our instruction, that through endurance and through the encouragement of the Scriptures we might have hope.

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Having a messy and firey poo

what's with his autistic bible posting anyway
not getting laid really fucked him up didn't it

I'm gonna lose my v card on my 22nd bday

It's it terrible fate

My gf won't let me succ her qt toes

succing on some of the hottest toes I have ever seen rn
shes not even my gf

lol they're making star wars films now where only a few people go to see em
Wasn't that like the greatest cinema experience of the universe to go to see one of those?

toes suck

hello

idk

Half Nelson

also hello guys

solo is the best sw movie disney has made so far

cant be worse than the last jedi

imo

solo > r1 = VIII > VII

dump her
post them
kmd

Heading to Wendy's lads. Anybody want anything?

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Nah senpai, hit me up if you go timmie alihe

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get a 99 cent frosty

Catch a bullet for me

>star wars

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Timmy's sucks mate
Alri.
No.

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dats a bare snake deuce ting tho fa.m

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Prove it Hans

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Hi. What are you doing with that japanese gibberish?

prove what

what japanese gibberish friend

It means his mouth was meant for cock

user, can you carry me home please?

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That you have a gf.

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you know it to be true my meJican friend
she's in taiwan now anyway

Ok. How did shebtake your aryan love?

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私はシナロアに行く。

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hey Ryan

Hi zando

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Ryan is so unbelievably based

what.
the.
fuck.

Potty mouth

fuck.
the.
what.

cum inside the puss

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cum inside the bum (boy)

She is not happy

gay

It's only gay if you're not straight

she is very horny

その女の子はとてもきれいな ^_^

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You dont know Adolf

Princess period blood

I really want lick and kiss her gums.
She is TWICE gum queen.

Whobis she?