Talk to Qt girl

>tfw 160mm p3n0r

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Talking to Qt girls makes me for get it for few minutes

Take a hammer and slighly bash it every second day. It won't do miracles, but it should give you at least two cm.

Haha very funny idiot

consider fat / ugly girls OP.

Fat girls need éven bigger penis

Fat girls want to be thin too.
Can't have it all

Why do you never respond to me when I say I have a 10cm pencildick?

What ám I supposed to say we are Both fucked

>dick is only 21 cm
>last few girls laughed at it when we were close to fucking
>took pictures of it and sent it to their friends
>now known as Minischwanz Hans
FUUUUUUUUUUCK THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

God, im so fucked.....

>stop talking with her
Are you sure you were the one who stopped the conversation?

Yes

No

Yes

Maybe

quit being such a faggot, are you fucking serious? your life is ruined because you have an average cock?

Fuck off idiot

Average in Moria maybe

stop watching porn

>that 30 yo Hungarian boomer with a 15 cm and thin penis

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retarded LARPer

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Im not 30
Im not roleplaying

How does that make my penis bigger?

I just had a fantastic wank, you should do the same

Didn't they ban you?

Masturbating is depressing with a small penis

god i wish that were me

I always enjoy it

I dont care, there are homo and trap threads going in the archive, my bans are undeserved

stop watching porn

>replying to this faggot

he has no pb stop replying

Have you tried having sex to boost your confidence?

Because you dont have a small dick retard

>that early 20s boomer that doesn't date girls because he's too afraid by his penis

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Lol

>pb
What?
I dont speak french

Look man, you will find a gf one day and you will think back on this and remember how retarded you used to sound

But Hungary has some of the cutest girls in Europe.

No, I will be dead in few years and when you find a gf you will remember how retarded you were

problem

stop making this thread everyday

Why do you want to kill yourself though? Is it literally that important to you?

How you know that?
Are you a mindreader?

>talk to grill
>realize what she says about my benis :-DDD doesn't matter
>get my dick wet
Everything went well

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Because i cant cope with the fact that ill never have a gf
Also the Times i missed out on penis in vagina cause of my small dick

So i can get a gf, and you can't? Why is that so?

I wont give you more compliments, fuck you

>I will be dead in few years
Can you make it a few days instead? Thanks.

Előbb te

No i am genuinely interested because so far in my life i have been too ugly and or autistic for a gf so why would that change?

I really dont care, make your own thread

levágom a faszod és lenyomom a torkodon

See, you can't deny it.
The last thing a woman cares about is your dicksize.
But you are so dense and ingrained in your own psychotic world view that you honestly believe the opposite. As if women could sense how big your dick is.
Get some help, see a psychologist or something

Sajnos az kevés lenne hozzá hogy megfulladjak

The last thing a woman cares about is your dicksize.
Haha

Have you ever seen a dating profile say ''Oh and he must have atleast a 25 cm dick''?
No.
Because that is not what women are attracted to

I saw many where they demand 18cm

>Minischwanz Hans

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See, then i BARELY qualify, most women want 23+ cm anyway so i am just as much a dicklet as you

No, you are a brainwashed retard, you have a big dick in any párt of the world yet you complain in my threads áll the time
You beieve in 25cm dicks, not me
Kys retard

I dumped a guy with a 18 cm dick for a guy with a 13 cm dick.
And had better sex with the second than with the first.

Dick size doesn't matter all that much. 15 cm is pretty nice too, it is average.

Sven is right.
Threads like this always show just how little men understand women, if they ever did at all.

Dressing up like girls wont make you a woman, also homosexuality is a sín be careful you'll end up in hell

>thinking sometime is going out there measuring how big erect dicks are

Some of u ppl are autistic thinking these numbers mean anything

I have been a girl for 24 years, born with a vagina and all.
And I am pretty straight.

Traps are gay

I agree, I am not one.

You are a girl (male)

Welp, not going through a pointless 40 minutes argument about this to prove I am a girl.

There are girls on Jow Forums, you're a fucking moron if you think that on one of the top 100 sites of the internet there are no girls at fucking all.

Traps are not real girls

And dicklets are no real men.

Bye, dumbass.

Fuck you cunt

It’s not bad, better a dick like yours than a chode and I say that as a girl

When will you learn, women care about more than penis size.
If it were as easy as you say why don't i magically have a gf in my life?

Lol your boyfriend is not a real men then haha
Traps are gay

t. girl(male)

I threw Minischwanz in search and got this wtf microsofttranslator.com/bv.aspx?to=en&refd=www.bing.com&r=true&a=http://minischwanz.com/

>why don't i magically have a gf in my life?
Because you are mentally handicapped

Current boyfriend has a pretty nice, fat cock.

My ex was alright.

Non ci sono ragazze su Jow Forums, secondo il genio. Lascia stare.

>Living like this is worse than hel
Like what, retarded?

Yeah i knew it, pencil dicks are fucked

My ex dumped me, he is dating another girl. They have been together for, what, 3 years now?

No, with a small penis

Yes because his dick is not thin

odiano talmente tanto le donne che devono auto convincersi che non ci sono donne su Jow Forums

It was 13 cm long, size of two of my fingers thick.

I have the need to feed my seed to and breed a magyar qt stat w/my germanic BWC lads

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I know that feel, but what can you do desu

Lying witch
Confirming everthing i said

così.

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