/brit/

you can imagine /brit/ as an old style private club with supple but worn leather chairs, many good books and the odour of pipe smoke in the air, comforted by good friends and attractive women bringing you good scotch. its like we are all old rich friends and compadres who come together when needed to do good works for mankind

worst bait i've ever fucking seen

They don't know better

Kelly Brook eh? Kelly Brook

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Reckon I'm gonna massacre some IRA supporters (colloquially known as nonces)

no potatoes about anymore

based alan

*legalizes abortion*

ahhh this will surely solve the problem

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Does fucking with the female's natural hormone balance like that produce gay babies??

dunno how to eat fish

The father’s belief in ATTITUDE as the overarching determinant of ALTITUDE had been unwavering since his own adolescence, during which awkward time he had discovered the works of Dale Carnegie and of the Willard and Marguerite Beecher Foundation, and had utilized these practical philosophies to bolster his own self-confidence and to improve his social standing—this standing, as well as all interpersonal exchanges and incidents which served as evidence thereof, was charted weekly and the charts and graphs displayed for ease of reference on the inside of his bedroom’s closet door. Even as a provisional and secretly tortured adult, the father still worked tirelessly to maintain and improve his attitude and so influence his own altitude in personal achievement. To the medicine cabinet’s mirror in the home’s bathroom, for instance, where he could not help but reread and internalize them as he tended to personal grooming, were taped inspirational maxims such as:

‘NO BIRD SOARS TOO HIGH, IF HE SOARS WITH HIS OWN WINGS—BLAKE’
‘IF WE ABDICATE OUR INITIATIVE, WE BECOME PASSIVE—RECEPTIVE VICTIMS OF ON-COMING CIRCUMSTANCES—BEECHER FOUNDATION’
‘DARE TO ACHIEVE!—NAPOLEON HILL’
‘THE COWARD FLEES EVEN WHEN NO MAN PURSUETH—BIBLE’
‘WHATEVER YOU CAN DO OR DREAM, YOU CAN BEGIN IT. BOLDNESS HAS GENIUS, POWER AND MAGIC IN IT. BEGIN IT NOW!—GOETHE’

and so forth, dozens or at times even scores of inspirational quotes and reminders, carefully printed in block capitals on small, fortune cookie–sized slips of paper and taped to the mirror as written reminders of the father’s personal responsibility for whether he soared boldly, sometimes so many slips and pieces of tape that only a few slots of actual mirror were left above the bathroom’s sink, and the father had to almost contort himself even to see to shave.

in what way? I think it rocks

Soldiers don't wear masks. Criminals do.

>Top RUC man who colluded with loyalist paramilitaries to kill civilians has a bad word to say about the IRA

Color me surprised! Now look at this:

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_McKeague

The IRA physically removed dirty loyalist pedos

>and as of 2015 had appeared in every FHM 100 Sexiest countdown since 1998
will she ever not be peng

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I'm a firestarter, twister firestarter

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we is worth a billion dollars n sheeit

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Really wish you'd stop this.

literally me

When did Ethiopialad post last?

>l'm a man I swear, please let me be my real gender
>but i can get pregnant lol
just shoot these cunts and dump their bodies on waste ground. save us all some time

Catholics/Irish Are such dire subhumans

>Raping Kids
>Eating poo
>Bombing Schools

wtf went wrong

looks like a black maisie lmao

Imagine living in an island and not being able to fish
How do Fenians even breathe

Right...now

i sleep in a racing car do you

No
Fuck off Kirk

When her nudes got released I didn't do anything but wank for the subsequent 4+ hours

i sleep in a bed with my wife

i'd take a cock in the arse for a billion dollars

could have picked a better photo of me fs

why do the irish blame us for the famine when they starve themselves voluntarily if they get upset?

You’d take it for free you sissy boy

nice bowlcut princess x

is that his girlfriend's bull in his avi lmao

what fags do you lads smoke?
I'm a camel blues man myself

twitter.com/GazGShore/status/1000115708120961024

deanoooo

idiot

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Good lad

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post your best photo and l'll hack it into the pic

club reds

why do the irish fling the poo?

quit the cigs mate

did you know they're bad for you?

He's called Barry and he's surprisingly girthy

>smoking
>camel blues
grim grim grim grim grim
and a bit soy

paddy n mick in a aeroplane Mick says ay paddy if this aeroplane turns upside doon will we faw oot ? Paddy says mnw mick weel always b pals

Irish people are the largest consumer of Poo per capita

actual multimillion pound business idea: these in the UK

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the union flag really is the best looking flag in the world

second is the africans

no it's not

Love it when the gf calls me daddy

I smoke Irish “”people”” with my AR 15

there's a group of black students having a gospel choir rehearsal outside my dorm while I'm studying

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seychelles one is pretty cool

oh sweetie x

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Beautiful day. Finna boutta watch sports indoors the whole time

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DERGERBER DERGERBER DERGERBLER BLER

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no i would NOT

don't they know god doesn't exist ?

ZamBOOia cos the flag is shite

SWING LOOOOOOOOW
SWEEEEEET CHAAAAARIOT

marlboro red

maybe a divorced american mulatto is getting married

she's got a kickin bod

Shut the fuck up turt you little manlet twink

*gropes your buxom little cheeks and slips a finger into your tight little sphincter*

oi stop jacking my style

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das Gesicht von des Großdeutschreiches

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so is sitting in an office from 8:30-6

smoking is anti soy you little poof

i'll be sure to tell them that while I tip my fedora.

Why does everyone keep posting her

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>women can get pregnant
wow, my world view has been shattered

we all live in a yellow submarine

>smoking is anti soy you little poof
not sure about that mate

being a chinlet is a balkanoid trait

DERGERBLERGER BLER DERGER

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never !

Lads

yeh?

>That hair near her ankles

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existence presupposes being and non-being

god cannot not-be, so therefore he cannot be in the sense of existing

>unshaven legs
of course

too many fluoride addled mongs itt

potato brain

computer is doing that massive windows update lads