Give me a QRD on the italian terroni, please. Why do people hate them?

They're completely subhuman

That's what they listen

youtube.com/watch?v=DLMtXtntYW0

Ok, but americans always make moking names for pseusoitalian ''recipes'' as pepperoni, manicotti, etc. Not a single one of the se shits exist here.

imagine shitalians, but worse

They are to Italy what white trash is to the US

I'm don't know much about modern Italians, and honestly I used to think all Italians are of that kind.
It seems I was mistaken, so I'm terribly sorry.

I know what you feel because I feel the same when some American call Brighton beach Jews 'Russians' though.

That's pure nord italic music and language.

youtube.com/watch?v=2Jr1AKbyMng

Compare to the terrones...

Basically all stereotypes about Italians (short, brown, lazy, garlic-smelling, mafia, loud-speaking, gesticulating and so on) come from terroni, since most of our emigrants to the US were terroni
It's understandable you were confused. It's another of their crimes

More northern

youtube.com/watch?v=-H0Q3GyFo1Q

and more southern

youtube.com/watch?v=9Sn4oW8X-Gk

Is it true that rich Americans buy property in southern Italy and face a lot of problems with the mafia?

>rich Americans

Why would someone buy anything there?

We don’t have the stereotype of Italians being short brown fat and lazy

Why are polentonis always so mad

The 99% of the world does. Who thinks about the skyscrapers in Milan, our factories and our managers when they think of us?

>We don’t have the stereotype of Italians being short brown fat and lazy
Yes other americans have this stereotype, Vincetn Esposito from Newark, NJ

Americans have a fixation with sicily. Rich Americans like to buy vacation homes there.

Because they're basically a split from your southerners.
The poorest region of the country VS a comfy flat in a mitteleuropean northern city.
So retarded.

Kek maybe they do but not Americans. We think Italians are loud and cool a lot of food, organized crime stuff sure.
But “short brown and lazy” isn’t among our stereotypes of Italians.
And Milan is home to the fashion houses, of course people think of Milan. You’re being a faggot

That's retarded though
If I had a lot of money I would buy something near the Garda Lake for the scenery, in the centre of Rome for the monuments or in Sardinia for the beaches

They wanna go to the beach. It’s a fucking vacation home.

It is. We speak proper italian.

What separates man from monkey?
the Alps.

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It's actually the Po

"Sicilian" brings up images of delicious foods, mafia, and beautiful olive-skinned women to most Americans

In Tunisia they've basically the same beaches with 1/4 of the price. Why not there? Still a shithole like Merdcily but without the terrones. Lot of allahsnackbars btw

Unironically the prettiest sicilian woman is not mediterranean

youtube.com/watch?v=PMi6O3TkmAQ

Thank god she doesn't have a terrone accent, that alone would make her completely unfuckable

Is this really considered beautiful in Italy?

>lives in a country named after Amerigo Vespucci

Do you prefer mediterranean subhumans with round faces like Monica Bellucci?

Or these two?

youtube.com/watch?v=GCPQ6_F-xfo

C'mon

No this is

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Anywhere in the world.
But if you want to fight about beauty posting some hot russian girls, I'm not going to complain.

thats because both of those things were invented by italian immigrants in america

Your people completely forget the exisctence of the northern half of the country that has 27 million people lmfao.

I know that 90% of your ''italians'' are terrones, but c'mon.
(not true at all, i can think of some northern italian - americans ... David Boreanaz, Rock Santorum, Rudy Giuliani, Giacomo Beltrami, etc.)

My option:
Short heda
They thieves
Culture of lazy even when blessed with sun, sea and resources

If you hask pepperoni here they will give you giant red peppers and not salame piccante.

We will kill you if you ask hawai pizza, spaghetti and meatballs or chicken parmigiana.

Seriosuly, why you put chicken EVERYWHERE??? There mus be a chicken mass deportation and genocide all around the states.

Yes, transalpinians germanics are chimps, we know

Actually yes. Maybe it's a shame in Italy, but from Russia they are so hot looking.

Honestly, I think it takes some time to adopt one's taste to some face types unusual for him. And that blonde girl is quite unusual for me, I don't recall such a type at all.

Actually I don't think Russian women are such a beauties on the average. On the other hand, I do like their human qualities, like incredible kindness and soul. I'm rather sentimental type, like most of Russians though.

Very few Americans hate Italian-Americans the way you describe. Italian-Americans played a big role in our arts and culture.
And the girls want to cook Italian, wear Italian, and when you go to college you find out half the girls took Italian classes.
Italy is admired around the whole Anglosphere, peninsula Italians are just butthurt.

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> Contrarian cunt pretending he doesn't spam FAMILY-GUY-ITALIAN-BADIPIBUPPI.MOV and GABAGOLL-SOPRANO-S07E04.GIF

Ammazzati finocchio

An Italian told me that joke

Best comrade, no need to be sorry It happens

Russian girls are GOD TIER

I'd die to marry one of your girls.

So i would drown in pussy if i move to some middle midwestern city?

I'm not southerners btw (thank God)

No, I’m the northern-european mutt who is interested in Italy because I like history and my education is math/engineering...all the old math stuff was done by Meds
Archimedes was from Syracuse

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Syracuse, together with Archimede, was greek.
Dumbass.

because chicken is cheap and readily available

If you have an Italian accent and are not a complete creep you could probably lay half the girls you work with in America
I’ve heard stories from girls

South Italy is totally irrelevant both economically and culturally today.

It is less relevant for the European Union than Wyoming for you.

But in America we don’t have cool old shit. Europeans never realize that.

And here in the deep south we don’t have any Mediterranean people.
We’re essentially the terroni of America.

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Well, I think it's fluid. We humans are incredibly adaptable, that's how our brain is designed. So maybe if you had being living in Russia for a couple of years, you change that opinion.

Anyway, that's most Russian standard of beauty I could find. Europeans might consider this Mongoloid lol.

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American men understand that Italian Americans are mostly from poor Sicilians and the rest of Italy doesn’t like them.

American women just think “Oh you’re Italian cool Armani Prada Fendi cook spaghetti New York so sexy”

Seriously.

Well, you're full of niggas with fat oily and quite good cuisine and french-larpers cajuns, aren't you?

Unironically deep dixie states are my favourite. I'll be glad to live there, but for us european legas your immigration laws are hyper-prohibitive

>deep dixie states are my favourite. I'll be glad to live there
This. This. So much this. Fuck coastal libtard shit.

Can you give me a good example of ''good old'' New York accent? Does Trump have a little of it?

Seriously, i'm obsessed with southern Usa since i was a little guy. Traditional way of living, good landscapes, good old stock american girls with few ''muh heritage'' (except for Confederate stuffs). Spicy cuisine.

Too bad that Jefferson Davies was so retarded as leader. It would have been a better world with independent C.S.A.

By ''creep'' you mean robot/asperger? No i'm not.

I don't talk like Tony Soprano btw

This.

And they cook a crayfish exactly like we Russians do.

Trump definitely has a New York accent. He’s teased for his working class accent and mannerisms despite being from a wealthy background. He talks like that because he and his father affiliated with so many NYC mobsters in the early day’s. The Cosa Nostra’s biggest “legit” business was running the construction and concrete industry in New York. You had to go through them.

>Unironically HALF of our population look at your country to save us from evil European Union

Why you didn't invaved us in 1945? You had only to cross the Brenner

>>Unironically HALF of our population look at your country to save us from evil European Union
You kidding, right? All the world hate us now, we are BAD BAD RUSSIA again.

Well, a third of the voting population, so like the 15% percent

Now you understand why I like Italian shit. Southern Americans are “northern european” descent but act more like Southern Europeans. Cajuns aren’t LARPing as anything besides Cajuns though, you’re thinking of quebecois. And tbph Louisiana has a large sicilian population, names like Cefalu are not uncommon. There was a prison break and Sicily and lots of the prisoners went to Louisiana to avoid capture

I didn’t know crayfish existed outside of the US until I found Jow Forums in my mid-twenties. Do you boil them?
A “crawfish boil” is a big event here, usually with live music. If you’re a real American you snap off the head and suck the juices out of it too. It’s really spicy.
We sometimes fry the tails but it’s really time-consuming.

I thought that Italians use their hands a lot because they had to communicate across all the different dialects.

>Evil EU

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t. piddino with apericene equosolidali for the african children with Spritz and veg food

Only terroni gesticulate that much

I'm talking about my demographic age people (20-26 years old generation). There is a growing ''fan club'' of your president here.

t. I thought the 100% of the population votes

I'd first watch Russia to unfuck itself before hoping their corrupted president to solve the corruption that keeps Italy down.

Who doesn't love Putin. He is the most loved man in Italy and the world. Everywhere he goes water turns to wine.

dio bono che gran bel puttanone

>this whole thread
and then north italians wonder why we consider them insufferable treacherous cunts

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>is not mediterranean
she looks mediterranean as fuck, how fucking blind and retarded are you?

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Evola (sicilian) is more relevant today than all north italian "intellectuals" in the 1900s put together

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Cringe

It worked for me in Nebraska

1000 teenagers lead by a piemonteis/occitan who fucked up a strong and regular army of 200.000 people plus a great navy, throwing your lands into 157 years long wasteland

I still laugh hard about this.

Except 4 you stronzfronters and /poltard, Evola is totally irrelevant in modern real world outside your QWERTY

>Evola
Unironically who

"pensatore" fascista

piddini sodomites spotted

No you haven't to be a democrat supporter to hate fascists and your bungee jumping champion leader

t. big state cuck soyboy

>I didn’t know crayfish existed outside of the US until I found Jow Forums in my mid-twenties.
So didn't I until discovered southern US cuisine COMPLETELY UNKNOWN OUTSIDE THE US right here on /int too.
> Do you boil them?
Yes, of course. And they must be alive - some time ago I read that EU made it illegal. Crazy nanny state they are.

>A “crawfish boil” is a big event here, usually with live music. If you’re a real American you snap off the head and suck the juices out of it too. It’s really spicy.
If you are real Russian, you do exactly that.
The difference is here in Russia it's not a music event, but somewhat more 'internal', family and friends thing - well, you know Russia is about a family and friends all the way in and out.

>We sometimes fry the tails but it’s really time-consuming.
We never do that.

>some time ago I read that EU made it illegal
It's illegal only in Switzerland

Ah, thank you.
Here in Russia the main reason for that actually is the safety - when you buy a crayfish instead of fishing it by yourself (that's hard, done at the night with flashlights), you never know how fresh the crayfish is - the only guarantee is if it's alive yet.

They willingly let north italians truck hazardous waste to their farmland
>According to ex-Cosa Nostra member Carmine Schiavone, millions of tons of waste from factories in northern Italy have been illegally disposed of in the region north of Naples for decades, allegedly with Mafia and Camorra involvement and the complicity of government authorities and police. In 2004, the area surrounding Acerra was labeled by British medical journal The Lancet Oncology as a "triangle of death" where the incidence of two-headed sheep has been recorded.
Not that there's anything wrong with this really. Lesser beings should have to live on scarred and poisoned ground, that's the natural hierarchy of life expressing itself. It's the same with the Swiss (Roche) voluntarily ignoring safety standards which would have prevented the Seveso disaster. Can you honestly say that northern italians don't deserve poisoning at the behest of the Swiss? The weak will fear the strong.

sodomites confirmed