/dixie/ Southern US & Friends

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okay anyone that has dark souls 3 wanna help me move items from one character to another? would be very nice, I know the arkansas guy might haveit

there's literally nothing wrong with being 1% South Asian

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god did this

Anyone been to Nashville lately?
They have these scooter rentals, it’s kinda cool. I wonder if they’re in Atlanta too.

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POO

Aww shit they’re in Atlanta now too.
The transportation revolution is in full swing in the South.
Can yall feel it? It’s a beautiful time to be a southerner.

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HAMBONE HAMBONE HAMBONE

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Who would you faggots have supported in World War 2?
Allies in a heartbeat for me.

Armed neutrality

literally a non-white hapa and i am more scandinavian LEL

I'm going in two weeks. It's a neat idea but it's not practical in the summer unless I bring a change of clothes whenever I use them. Too hot.

so? Scandinavians didn't conquer the world, Anglos did :)

y-you weren't offended. w-what the fuck

cool results the british isles are clearly the most superior

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/dixie/ is an anti-G*rmanic general

>I go to church

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Made it to work brothers, storm ain't supposed to start till 1:00 and I reckon it'll let up for a spell when I leave around 8:00.

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>anti-god in a Dixie general

>I don't go to church because the priest told me not to be gay so I stay at home and post on a Mauritanian action figure collecting forum about how I hate the Pope for being too socially liberal instead

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good post

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DAS RITE

>tfw no 5'9 southern belle gf

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The problem I have is more one of finding a southern Belle that ain't fat but is still attracted to me. All the hot chicks that like me are Yanks that are probably just using me for my goat accent.

>for my goat accent
yanks all sound like shrill housewives. even the men

fuck off yank

t. can't read

Really, both the abortionist and the woman receiving the abortion should be executed for murder

how the fuck can you be American and be 48% English unless you have a recent English ancestor or something?

what do ya'll think of rebel sons new album?

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all y*nKoids sound like teenage boys

>only 48% anglo
t. Y*nKoid mutt transplant

imagine how butthurt y*nKoids would be if they knew about rebel son

why are southern girls so hard to talk to bros are yank girls easier or am i just an incel

Because America is an Anglo country you stupid goblin.
this always and forever desu

>walton
kentucky?

just find a halfie nigress who will worship your huwhite skin even if your a NEET

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>American women
why would you subject yourself to these nasty little creatures?

Virginians are the most powerful race in the world

>tfw you may have grown up in the south but will always have yankee carpetbagger blood
kill me bros

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Florida, sorry.

t. y*nkee incels who have no idea what a belle is

I am a pure Anglo-Norman Cavalier.

found out i'm black recently

Nigger

I am a proud Anglo-Slav
The Germanoid quakes in his boots at the very sight of me

awesome

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I am a Moor

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Alabama here, studying for my exams for the last few hours now drinking a Corona.

There’s hell, and then there’s pricing annuities.

*takes IQ test*
*scores a negative*

How yank? My mom was born in Massachusetts but her mom is from my home town same as my dad. If you're a quarter yank or less and you grew up southern you're green. Otherwise just marry southern.

fucked a non white girl

My grandmother was Spanish. Proud moor heritage.
I give dutch people presents on Christmas.

they don't deserve them, fuck you

black irish subhuman
i am basque

>tries not to (you) while mocking intelligence
>gets the post number wrong
What did he mean by this?

>i am basque

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how do you talk to girls bros

>inb4 just bee yourself

what did he mean by this

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bit gay

He meant he’s not very creative or bright.

Btw do any other southern posters play any instruments? I learned The Godfather theme on guitar today

hello dixiefriends

do you have any traditional southern foods I should try? when skimming you guys seem to have the best food. So far i've only made gumbo and jambalaya but maybe that's more cajun and not strict southern

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i play others like instruments

i play the skin flute

so many fucking flaglet subhumans

Clarinet but I'm not Southern

t. homosex

Grits with brown sugar.

Grits, oxtails, fried chicken, chicken fried steak, biscuits and gravy.
I would say Collard Greens and alligator too, but you probably cannot find those there

Black eyed peas

goober pea soup

those are my fave traditional foods

red beans and rice with andouille sausage if you still want more cajun stuff

The most important thing is to keep them interested. There are two routes to this.

1.) maintain an aura of mystery and take care not to reveal too much about yourself. Don't just lay every aspect of your personality and every hobby you have out there. Make them want to learn more about you.

2.) be funny. If you're funny you're literally set. You don't even need looks, funny guys will beat Chad 75% of the time or more.

If you're talking about the initial approach to the gal, then my advice is just don't do that. Create a situation where conversation begins organically or don't bother at all. You're basically just asking for spaghetti spillage or the girl feeling imposed on any other way.

I think Swedes eat crawfish, that’s good enough
Try grits. It’s ground up cornmeal and probably not hard to find. If you really want to go traditional you can pour in some chicken stock and cream as it’s boiling. Then give it cheddar when it’s done. It’s really simple.
Shrimp n Grits is a popular dinner in restaurants here, but usually grits is for breakfast. Also, southern people love breakfast sausage.

If you want other ideas I can tell you a lot (I worked as a cook a long time) but I’m drinking so

Grits with brown sugar? Just kys immediately

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t. homo

I don't know how tough it'd be for you but in the deep South gator is a classic. You can fry it in tenders, grill it into steaks, make sausage and serve it with rice tomatoes and okra, put it into gumbos and soups, the list goes on. There's lots of potato based stuff, southern Mac n cheese, collard greens and ham, fried chicken and mashed potatoes is impossible to screw up, cornbread, cheese grits, etc. Also, Cajun stuff is so old it's a pretty broad southern tradition at this point. I eat red beans and rice with sausage (either gator or kielbasa) weekly. There's a lot more to it but this is the stuff that's right off the top of my head.

I said IMMEDIATELY

biscuits and honey
boiled peanuts

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Damn, can't believe I didn't even mention the peanuts. Sven, eating boiled peanuts is like tasting the deep South. Ever since the boll weevil liberated us from the chain of labor intensive cotton as the backbone of our economy, peanuts have been a way of life. A lot of my favorite memories involve going to my great uncle's produce stand and spooning peanuts out of a big oil drum into a styrofoam cup and getting a sack of kumquats for the road.
>tfw my great uncle told me in third grade that kumquats made you grow a thicker beard when you grew up and I ate so much of them I got sick
Why are we so based brothers?

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yall about to get wrecked by that storm? i'm from pensacola but in jacksonville right now

I s'pose, it was supposed to flood me outta work but here I am avoiding my boss and getting paid. At the very least it's scared the piss outta some tourists so the few that are here have a shitty vacation, so I'm happy.

Delawarean here, can we get honorary Confederate status? We had a couple hundred people fight for the Confederacy and slavery legally continued here for decades after the civil war ended.

Y’all ever look at old photos of your city?
I love seeing the old pics when they had trolleys and shit

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