/brit/

got a couple of mates at Shindig atm. hope they're enjoying the rain lol

>spanisho iso basicallyo justo englisho witho oo ato theo endo ofo everyo wordo

The Manchester Bee symbol is laughable, glorifying being an industrial slave

This joke only works with 4chanx.

are there any good tv or films that showcase this?

so is the hammer and sickle if you think about it

sansa is still a fucking bint for not mentioning littlefinger's army

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most losses in medieval battles were from disease. actual combat involving two big armies was actually quite rare and was usually just small skirmishes and/or frightening the other side off without fighting.

reminder that 9/11 was a biblical ritual sacrifice

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will be fuming if we don’t get our thunderstorm

um sweaty, westeros isn't a real place, it's fiction..

All Quiet on the Western Front is the quintessential one

how did he no that

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really? don't know much about either

Thought Australia was meant to be a day ahead of us not behind.

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girl isnt replying to my text but was active on facebook a few times

dunno what that means we normally talk

would rather die from a sword to the head than a sword to the stomach and then dying of infection over the course of a few days

grim

How epic would it be if we had Jupiters moon system

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youtube.com/watch?v=k4Pd527GN48

Surfing with that would be radical dude

There is life on EUROPA and we must go there.

girl on okcupid suggested a place for a first date, then ignored my response

>Uhhh Elon where are you going with this

haha yeh
*blocks the UK flag*

Brexit means brexit

going to do many a man has done before

a wank

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Hate myself and want to die

haha brexit was funny but it's gone on a bit long now hahaaa x

got a throb on

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no you didn't
you are reading this post right now

>okcupid
lonely incel but at the same time can't bear to bring myself down to this level

hate myself and want you to die

thought he meant non combat infection

need the jews out of business

would love a girl like that to peg me desu

just caught my first snorlax

*shoves crisps down your throat*

just caught hiv

tried the 'der?

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i tried it. and pof. literally filled with the dregs of society.

unironically messaged a bunch of milfs on okcupid that I was a virgin and they wanted to have sex with me

give it a shot if ur a virgin freak and like milfs

>haha brexit haha it sounds kinda like breakfast lool

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>would love a girl like that to peg me desu

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pozzed a virgin last night

Might go to the National Gallery this afternoon

'AD ME BREXITS THIS MORNIN'

you'll do no such thing

ate those eggs I was talking bout earlier

BIG OL BOLE OF SHUGER! HART DARN!

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any cheb man in

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'2 jumbo jet planes will be deliberately flown into the World Trade Center in New York on September 11 in 2001'

Nostridamus
c.1560

literally 80% of you are the virgin from the virgin shags the pornstar video

dont even try to deny it

frantically spamming the 4 people I know on watsapp begging them to do something with me tonight being alone on a bank holiday sunday even more depressing than a normal one

dat C-Section scar

aye lad

mum's not reading my whatsapp message to request scran

fear I may have to get out of bed and go downstairs

Lads, what's the proper response when a girl turns down your invite to a date? Do you just do like a "No worries, let me know if you change your mind" or just leave it at "no worries" or what?

people who use ">" before their sentences are using what are called "incel arrows" to signify their support of terrorism

THAT BEAVER EATIN' BREXIT BELL

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Nope; I'm a fat cunt and I don't wear glasses

lol oh no the horror

Dire stomach

yeah ain't that worse? cos this no offence mate but if you're down under it's completely different innit. Dunno if you know what the average brit normoid is like but it is sickening

hmmmm
food for thought this

NEED bambi blacks to step on my throat and call me a disgusting little virgin worm

That's a kidney transplant scar lad. C-section is way bigger.

aldi mentioned

nothing unless you're friends

drive a van through a crowd of people

I am the 20%

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Just keep asking until she says yes brah

ask her out again over a period of a few weeks before shooting up a school

pretty sure that's just from stomach roles

Thank you Norway, you are greatest ally.

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chuckling quite a bit

met nice lasses through tinder tbqh

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can imagine that jewish defamation group actually said this

say you were only asking as banter and she's ugly anyway

All guys who get rejected by a girl should be checked out by the FBI

mostly this case by case though. Depends exactly what you asked, how she responded, previous relationship
but in general, "leave it"

With more what? Drug addicts?

please do this x

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what you doing on here tubby? This is a skinny runt general

No fucking Norwegian ever said that lmfao

>brexit sounds like breakfast
thanks I will never get this out of my head now

if she was flirting with you you're legally allowed to have sex with her by force

*strolls confidently towards /brit/*
*club foot by kasabian starts playing*
*the other posters turn around and stare at me in awe*

for me it's Rumble by Link Wray