My mom believes in ghosts

My mom believes in ghosts

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I remember I there was this very shy girl in my theatre class. I was the only one who talked to her. One day between performances I ended up hanging out with her for three hours, she was so damn dull we could barely keep up a conversation the whole time, she was ranting about ghosts for a while, everyone who I know who believes in ghosts if daft as.

both my parents unironically believe in God

there are people out there that believe we breathe air
and that the earth is round as a ball, not round as a plate

my mom watches the history channel and thinks the ayylums created us

My mom also believes in ghosts. She watches those stupid TV shows where they go around hunting paranormal stuff and seems to believe everything she sees there.

I like the idea of ghosts but they definitely don't exist, which is boring

Why is it that everyone I know who believes in ghosts is a woman? Is it because they're naturally naive and retarded?

Yes, women are children, it's why most of them shouldn't vote

>christianity bullshit!
>ghosts exist you dumb papist


atheists

how'd her asshole taste?

shhh hide your powerlevel
"be as prudents as snakes"
just say that there's nothing after life

2 years ago I tricked a girl in my university class that they had proven that ghosts exist on a biological level. She believed it

It's less worse than the people who believe in a manic the sky who created the Earth.

man in*

>less worse

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Why not?

What happens if someone who believes in ghost has an exhibitionism fetish?

because le edgy fedorafag-ism

>hurr durr there's nothing after life
of course there is something after life: a huge corpse
imbeciles, how can you think that cessation of consciousness means nothing happened after that. all the consequences are left behind
go on, kill yourselves and let some poor bastard clean up your mess

>they definitely don't exist
then how do you explain this picture?

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if someone says "less worse" in english you can be sure he also says "moins pire" in french which isn't correct either, and he belongs in the gas chamber

>women are children
I guess this is why I want to fuck them

she was short and kind of ugly so I didn't even think about fucking her, looking back I probably should've just to pass the time

>less worse

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Shit, he's figured it out. Pack it up boys, it's over

Everyone suck my cock

No you raging homo

If you are who you say you are, I may have no choice.

Is there any hope for such people?

Mine believes in miracles, witchcraft and total bullshit like that. Like every boomer does in this shithole

It's part of the reason we're so damn fucked now, they all watched too much bloody telly.

My mom is a ghost

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Fugg :DDD

>birthplace of philosophy, advanced mathematics and rational discussion
>most people believe in ghosts, fairies and other shit

Why is this?

>sister is paranoid obese conspiracy theorist
>hairy, smells, doesn't shower
>insists that ghosts exist and that they are being covered up by the government
>ask her why
>she says its because 'the government is giving the NHS money to secret ghostbusting crews and we can't find out'
>insists our house is haunted, stays up till 5am staring down the hallway to check for ghosts
>tfw she is mentally ill
>tried to scare her as a joke by running down the hallway at 5am with a sheet over my head
>she panicked, overpowered me and broke my nose

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My mom believes in mass immigration.

So what? It's not like rationality is passed onto following generations through millennia

Mine does too. She's mentioned that she's woken up and found the bathroom door open and neither her, my dad, or my sister opened it during the night.

I've been thinking about fucking with her by sneaking into the house early in the morning and opening all the cupboards and shit. My main concern is that I probably wouldn't be able to keep a straight face.

>Fucking with your own mother
Come on user, that's not cool

Everyone on my mother's side of the family believes in omens

e.g. when someone is about to die they claim they sense it the night before happens, by waking up and seeing an apparition of the person

They have been right which is spooky

Can a ghost rape you?

only if you're Dan Aykroyd

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Milwaukee's greatest film critic/director also believes in ghosts so I don't see the issue.

Yeah but Jin exists, and people use them as servants, Shams Al Ma'arif teaches how to invoke these Jin creatures and use them for your interest
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shams_al-Ma'arif
It is haram to learn sorcery that's why I never dared to read it

They should know better.