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that brit fenotype.. looks absolutely unnatural how are they evolved in this way??

Disgusting
Looks like rubber

lovely, will be getting some for tea tonight

average female vagoo circa 2018

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>South London accent is the best UK accent

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thank you based ramos

wouldn't mind getting that into me

>just as british as you or me :)

It's terrible makeup mainly
People are too polite to tell them they look awful

instantly assume any female is more intelligent than i am
vast self esteem issues methinks

Poo willy
*scans further down the menu*
Fresh Poo willy with a wank on top
*hands the menu back and folds my arms*
You may go now

feel like she could actually be somewhat pretty if she cooled it with the fake tan and huge amounts of makeup

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>RWBY
>anime

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aww

says literately no one

rather phallic symbolism here

Ting bruv innit brap brap pose up for the peng ones.

playing some runescape lads

don't ever comment on my appearance again

kill all the politicians and lawyers too

the pic is anime thats all that matters

alri

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Seeing pictures like this is one thing.
But visiting the UK and seeing this type of "human" with your very own eyes was something completely different.

Absolutely vile.

honestly think I'm done with MDMA now

sure I'll be candyflipping soon but I think I'm done now

much prefer pharmaceutical drugs

Some of my favourite books include Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings. I also love classics - 1984, Wuthering Heights.. I'll read just about anything actually.

Miss 190 desu

>never have a oneitis ffs

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this looks absolute shit mate sorry

smokin da pliff bruv

PENG

not a complete munchie box though

Never agreed with a post more

Is it true that londoners actually enjoy being lectured about their way of life by a pakistani muslim called sadiq khan? Is it something in the water? Just doesn't seem right to me

if I was a girl I would just kiss other girls all the time

aesthetic

better than your jumbled boxes of mystery meats

>you post on /brit/?! TAKE ME NOW

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alri mentioned

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you boys seen that video of three indian fellas what gone for a swim in the pond, but none were swimmers so they all drowned? eerie video, and mental to think that's how it goes sometimes

Good decision.
In a few months you will feel happiness again.

if i was a girl i'd always be strutting around in crop tops and shit driving guys wild hehe

doxxing is a violation of the gdpr

1/2

any phimosis man in?

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fuck off lisicki

nothing like a munchie box and some DnD with the lads

>The combination of very large portions and a low price has made the munchy box popular; however, its contents, consisting mostly of deep fried or fatty foods, have led to health concerns among some Scottish politicians and health campaigners, particularly if consumed by children. Glasgow City Council has undertaken nutritional analysis of munchy boxes on sale in the west of Scotland with the intention of encouraging restaurants to include healthier ingredients and reduce portion sizes.[1]

>It has been suggested that such criticism perversely serves to boost the popularity of unhealthy foods, such as the munchy box and the deep-fried Mars bar, causing their consumption to become an act of rebellion against modern trends towards healthier eating

>YNWA

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flatmate is watching rick and morty on full volume

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Would you rather spend a year in France or Germany?

IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT

ah yes scottish health campaigners

by the way i had a question related to that well here it comes are americans affected by those european rules?

yes right, this means I know what I'm talking about, right?

is man angry he didnt kick ball?

Germany

actually it's because he can't catch a ball and he threw the ball at benzema
definitely france

man kick ball but man kick ball in WRONG manner

whatever happened to him?

>YNWA until you make a mistake then die of cancer
Hate the scouse so much. Vermin through and through.

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It's obviously fake.

Man not catch ball good

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/brit/ is a phimosis support group

if you don't have phimosis you're not allowed to post here

>this means I know what I'm talking about, right?

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actually he threw the ball

post PENG food

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this but for neuroatypicals

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actually theyre angry because the man kicked the ball properly but the other man didnt stand in the way of the ball in time

youtube.com/watch?v=2jD6uo4GJhs
post some hot weather music

that's a relief. don't like watching indians drown

got told I have phimosis but I don't

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*superglues my foreskin to my bellend*

I'd probably adjust to and enjoy Germany better, despite France having better sights and girls

/brit/ is a normie general lad

You've got to love women
3 cheers for women!

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ye ini benzos and other anti anxiety drugs give me what I want out of a night out anyways 2bh

sure I have to be careful how much I'm drinking but idk, it's more chilled and ambient.

vlaamse frieten met kipcorn

fook off ya cawnt

This filthy slag sells her worn clothes online

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Phwoooaarrrrr

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need to fuck a grossly obese woman

most girls I've dated have been taller than me
would one day like to have a 6 foot subby gf

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hulk hogan is the personification of phimosis masculinity

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indiaanse kip tikka masala

papi

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