/cum/

I wanna punch that bitch

dont remember asking for """""""danish"""""" opinions on my travels

>not getting a cheese thing from a febo

WHAT IS IT? WHERE IS IT? HOW WILL IT AFFECT ME?
FUCK THAT SHIT, I NEED THAT SHIT'S BOUND TO BE THE DEATH OF ME
FUCK BUYING IT I'M TAKING IT AND SHARING IT WITH NOBODY

>be Grimes
>become an instant celebrity
>feel entitled to release an album every five years

SAD!

That'll be $29.99 plus a 25% gratuity

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what do you got to denmark for?

c-can i just succ the toe instead

the lego gf

Smoke cigarettes and smell like shit

just had a really painful and bloody extended shart in the bathroom, what the fuck is wrong with me

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this coffee is poor quality buds
how can they fuck up pouring a goddamn premeasured bag into premeasured water??

hnnnggggg life’s not fair!!!

I'd get that checked out.

Well if ya buy shit coffee, you will brew shit coffee

you just don't stop, do ya?

Asian Pride Worldwide

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I dont know if my health insurance covers ass examinations..

maybe you have hemorrhoids
stop wiping your ass with TP and just shower the cracc

>Be american
>can’t afford to get your ass checked
>die a bloody poop death

very supportive of this asian pride in particular

*barges your ecchi aside*

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>your country is in war with Finland
>you and 4 your countrymen are defending an outpost
>finnish brigade consisting of only women attack and kill everyone else but you
>they take you as prisoner of war to them
>you must now do everything they say in Finnish forest or they kill you
>they make you smell their dirty assholes and other disgusting stuff

what would you do?

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Louis Rossman says I should be using wet wipes or something, are these actually viable though?

asians are the worst especially chinese

wet wipes are no different
and they clog up the sewers

rossman fag should stfu, hate this guy
pretentious fuck

I chuckled

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he knows more than you do and is more successful than you kraut fuckwit

Brize of freedum

>uh guys i repair the laptop and fuck de apple they don't repair de labtob

what is this reference to

glad wh*Te "people" are dying out

east asians are dieing out too. they all have below replacement birth rates. future is black my friend

the future is WMAF

This

>dieing

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this

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chinklovers

>racism

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>asian women

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damn squirrels are at it again

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im not ready for a chinese wife

OH NO NO NO NO NO

that's why you date first

what message are you trying to convey with this post

is there a problem?

need november to arrive

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i think the reason i have a small penis is because i didnt start regularly masturbating until i was 14

has anybody seen Queens lately

theyre hideous

hey lad what are you planning to do with your last weeks in shitaly?

I thank Allah for blessing me with this gift

Dirtnap
Asians are disgusting

increase his sex life by 100x

i got a piece of dick on me for sure

she cute

what do her pits look like

they're literally 12 year olds

100x0 is still 0

Mine

delicious

licc licc licc

ive been masturbating since 4th grade

just jelq, bro

2nd grade for me

grade 7 here

the whole week is devoted to studying for finals, then packing. I'd love to actually go out and do something but my roommates/friends seem set on staying home for some reason

do cars get particularly rusty in washington

grade 6 or 7 can't remember

cause theyre soy

Do you approve or disapprove of the new Reddit design?

You're dumb.

>east asians are dieing out too
No we're not
also
>dieing

Used to have an American classmate, he was two years older than the rest of us.
Used to always visit him because his dad had a stash of American porn tapes on VHS and we watched them when no one was around...his mom cooked mac&cheese for us sometimes too.
Good memories.
We were all jealous of him because he could already CUM and we couldn't.

No, unless theyre in the northeast. Cars only get especially rusty in the midwest/great lakes

where is the new music desu

absolutely hate it

disapprove
and downvoted you for going there btw

she is working on a new album

no wonder you're so fucked up

We were just starting out learning English at school back then and he wanted to watch Beavis & Butt-Head with me but I couldn't understand them.
He told me we will watch it together when I know enough English....we never did...he moved back to America...

RIP my friend.

China is a fascist state that needs to be destroyed like Hitler's Germany.

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>reddit

true
but then again they're just about to wipe out all muzzshits so I'm cool with that

even worse
>r/islam/

fuck chinks, Uyghurs are bro tier

I'm watching pornography

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im going to masturbate to anime girls in business suits now

90162845
germany is getting TURKED whether you like it or not

based

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>women comedians

wish netflix would stop pushing that meme

would you rather have Grimes or Swift as your gf?