/brit/

>made another new but was beaten by OP here
>my edition was also a slag edition

absolutely no hard feelings (except in my willy)

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look non white

>ascended transcended galactic brain
poo nigger

What even is the East Midlands? What do they even do? What do any of you fucking spastics actually do? You all feed off the Southern Powerhouse that is Hampshire

i Am viRgin fReak

just want to lie in bed and have women give me footjobs in tights all day
is there a job like this?

Need to watch this again. havent seen it since it came out in theatres

transcended galactic brain post

*struts about*

the midlands are the bisexuals of england

(You)

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Mental innit it's almost like they are a different race

shit gimmique

sophie

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ethnicity mate

be gone

my 5 year plan when i become PM

>nuke wales, scotland, ireland, the north and the midlands
>reconquer northern america
>forced miscegenation

her fanny

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Slavs are not a different race. They're a different species.

your life is a shit gimmique

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From Basingstoke to Southampton, from Romsey to Fareham, Winchester to Portsmouth, Hampshire is the Powerhouse of the UK economy.

Realistically how much muscle can I put on in 35 days

Went to Zante when I was 18. Didn't shag. Absolute nightmare. Pulled some bird from Leeds who was absolutely infatuated with me as well and then was somehow too beta to shag her.

Yeah he's a really great guy. Not seen him in years but I think he's a doctor now.

Still at least you pulled. Bit weird she didn't come back though. Why would she kiss you and then not come back?

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cor blimey now don't I look the fool haha thanks dave see you at the pub

Yorkshire is a poorman's hampshire simple as.

loads

I went when I had just turned 18 as well
fresh faced, virgin
didn't pull
didn't care

love how you can see the bottom of her bumcheek from this angle haha
girls

Not enough to really notice unless you go hard with the GOMAD but to the trained eye you'll just look bloated

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They're a higher being

>peak district
>yorkshire
back on the boat you paki bastard

depending on the program you can put on a decent ammount. Enough that you will look better than you do now. I recommend a Push/Pull/Legs split

if you are a complete dyel rookie maybe like 3-4kg

if your county has shire at the end you are a mug

Can’t stand pulling in the club and then going home empty handed lad, would rather have not pulled at all. Dunno I live quite far away and she didn’t wanna leave her mate blah blah, shocking all round.

World War Z was actually a good movie. don't know why it gets so much hate (pepsi scene aside)

Anything North of Watford doesn't matter. You may as well all be the Lake District. To me, anything past Manchester is the Lake District until you get to Newcastle.

getting tired of this place

>3-4kg
>in 35 days
you fucking drooling mongoloid

wahey

BBC hunting in Tower Hamlets tonight

been to southampton but i've never been to scunthorpe

Povvo get out

Now that Craigslist is gone where do I go for now for casual gay hookups??

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YORKSHIRE

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grindr

brighton

>anything past Manchester is the Lake District until you get to Newcastle.
this is accurate desu

Your dad's house waheyy

S(cunt)thorpe
Southampton Soylent

y'all yamagucci, la

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Am definitely bi but I feel like being lonely has made me gayer. Before I only got turned on looking at cocks while looking at two men kissing made me sick. But now i get turned on thinking of kissing another guy just at the thought of being held and loved.

depressed, lonely and anxious so Im going to have to buy something expensive, I think a new xbox game
any suggestions?

who the hell thought 'Scunthorpe' was a good name for a town? jesus

youtube.com/watch?v=GymbC8P5OqI
eric taxxon is amazing

wakefield

woops did the maths wrong was counting 7 weeks
2-3kg then

intriguing post

I am a North Yorkshire separatist, North Yorkshire should be separated from west and south, those are shit.

tarq

>something expensive
>£40
state of you

Hampshire would crush Yorkshire in a war, simple as

don't care

i believe that kent should once again be its own kingdom, and once it is we should immediately go to war with the rest of the country

Feel like /brit/ is extremely divided, half the posters are normal lads and half are weird virgin freaks. Wish the FREAKS would fuck off to britfeel where they belong

LOL good post

gucci bucket hat

when I feel sad I buy a 4-pack of K cider

the only one creating division here is you
virgos and normans set their differences aside to congregate here and talk about slags and crisps

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SMOOOOOOOKEEE
ON THE WAAAAATEEERR

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you mean the neurotypicals should go to Jow Forumsunitedkingdom

you southern fairies couldn't crush a tin can
get tae fuck

would rather go your dads house xx

/brit/ is a failed normie general, so it's half people who are striving to be promoted into full normiehood, and half who are struggling against being relegated to /britfeel/

What even is Kent? Is it London? What is Ketish town? Whats canterbury? What a fucking mess of a county

>Is it London
is it fuck. London should burn down, kent is good

cop?

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enough of that mate, good county it is

if it's not gucci, i'm not wearing it

want to eviscerate every northerner i meet

me mums a nurse
me dads a miner
thatcher took me milk she did
yorkshire till i die

left one please

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You're broken m8

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rent free

Jow Forumsuk is just Jow Forumsukpolitics

Jow Forumscasualuk is the closest analogue to what we have here I suppose (although it is extremely 'reddit', and I say that as a person who uses reddit)

and this will stay as a fantasy inside your head because if you dared try to act on it you'd be layed out you fairy

The Alt-Right is a cult.
At this point I think this is an accurate statement. A cult of persona is no different than a religious cult. It is a group of people who obey blindly a figurehead for an idea and do not yield to any outside source of information that contradicts their version of reality. Make no mistake; anyone who supports Donald Trump or considers themselves an alt rightist at this point has been able to exercise a level of cognitive dissonance reserved only for the adherents of a fanatical religious group. What needs to happen here? Do we need a revolution? Do we need to meme?

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