dan the man edition
/brit/
Michael Smith
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Jacob Garcia
DID
THE
MAN
KICK
THE
BALL?
James White
you can imagine /brit/ as an old style private club with supple but worn leather chairs, many good books and the odour of pipe smoke in the air, comforted by good friends and attractive women bringing you good scotch. its like we are all old rich friends and compadres who come together when needed to do good works for mankind
Jaxon Hall
Find podcasts far too light for my taste, they're mostly just talk radio style filler. Prefer lectures.
Caleb Phillips
What a vulgar question.
Blake Jones
paul gascgoigne's cocaine psychosis is fucking hilarious
>Paul admitted to feeling that everyone and everything were looking at him and said he was 'frightened to touch food'. He recalls one episode when he could not sleep because he felt as though a packet of wine gums was staring at him. He woke his father, who told him to eat the sweets and get some sleep. However, after eating one packet, he still could not sleep because of the same fear that the second packet was staring at him too.
>Paul's paranoia extended beyond his fear of people and things staring at him. He was also terrified that people were listening to his conversations. He says, "I thought my lighter was listening to us. I had a Rolex, and I threw it out the window because I thought it was listening to us
didnt he also turn up with a fishign rod when that guy started shooting people? the man is comedy gold
Luke Lee
No podcast ever matched the Ricky Gervais ones. None really came very close.
Luke Robinson
very bent post mate delete this
Adam Jenkins
He did
Connor Wood
Noah Cruz
Grayson Lee
ULSTER IS THE LAND OF NO SURRENDER
Juan Rodriguez
Because misusing the sòyboy meme for sports shows you are probably a weirdo like that.
Adam Kelly
just evolved into a being of pure thought lads
Carter Reed
NO SURRENDER TO THE ENGLISH INVADERS
Christian Lopez
Today is a very comfy day here desu. Everyone is really nice to each other, it's warm and pleasant outside and I'm having my lamb and beer in the setting sun, listening to TSwift on TV.
Eli Edwards
I imagine it to be more like the exercise yard at an institution for the mentally ill
Thomas Jenkins
Based
Jaxson Butler
>the British are quite happy to wash their hands in cold water, maybe it's character building
Daniel Cruz
people keeping telling me im good looking, a catch etc etc but im still single (have been for a decade) and might as well be a virgin again so they're either wrong or lying to me. wish i knew what was wrong with me lads.
Ryder Smith
bremoaners need to gtfo /brit/
Henry Miller
NO SURRENDER AGAINST THE FENIAN SCUM
Jack Gray
anyone know what beto's new pool gimmick means
Jonathan Powell
>Alri love
Elijah Davis
Only used cocaine once a month or so but I stopped a couple of months ago and will never touch the shit again, it’s all cool and fun doing it but it will seriously fuck you up in the end I reckon
Anthony Torres
feeling very low at the moment i absolutely hate my life
Lincoln Garcia
God, I fucking despise Americans.
Josiah Martinez
based
Asher Stewart
fuck off ryan you sad little nonce
Hudson Butler
I refuse to bully Americans over the fact that it is illegal for them to gather rainwater.
Sebastian Reyes
Dylan Thomas
never had a gf
Ian Nguyen
My spastic brother broke my laptop so i haven't been here in months, anything new lads?
Brody Ward
Have you got the thing about how he used to have to touch a black man's cock (one of his teammates) before every game for luck?
Also who could forget the cooked chickens and fishing rod for Raoul Moat?
Kayden Morales
insightful post
Brody Gomez
go to counselling la
Camden Robinson
/brit/ loves socialism now
Lucas Walker
legal and illegal asian immigration need to be stopped
Hunter Harris
speaking of coke, what happened to cokelad? dont see his demented ramblings any more.
Jason White
The flavour blackcurrant is also illegal. They have nothing that’s blackcurrant flavour and have never even heard of it
Dominic Hughes
dude just be happy hahahhahahah like nigga just smile
Tyler Price
Let me put the balls inside your arsehole
Kayden Martin
t. Paddy O'Sullivan
Brody Nelson
Serious heart damage is no joke.
But for some perspective binge drinking alcohol is cardiotoxic too.
Lucas Allen
Chinese society is being weaponized against the west
Jayden Moore
They can't take a drink outside either. What a shithole.
Landon Long
find this girl incredibly attractive
youtube.com
Nicholas Williams
That one guy got 30 years in prison a few years back
Nathan Harris
like what's the fucking point of life? nothing just plain misery
Michael Garcia
ah yes, we have a freaking idiot as president
Henry Reed
heart failure
David Bennett
The fridge
Leo Hill
*defecates in own underwear*
Nicholas Miller
Heart attack.
Hudson Fisher
Juan Evans
If you hate your life, change it.
Simple as.
Joshua Scott
>huffpost
thats a soros funded website
Ryan Gray
*enters thread*
Adrian Ramirez
>Czechoslovakia asked Soviet Union to allow it to create a new marine ministry.
>And then the Soviet advisor asked:
>— Why do you need marine ministry? You have no sea!
>— Then why do you need the ministry of culture?
fixed
Aiden Price
Chatting to an escort right now, need my willy worked on asap
Asher Thompson
Eli Gutierrez
it will but not in the way you'd expect if you can afford it you don't become a down and out druggie you become an arrogant nutcase with zero inhibitions and end up getting into trouble and making people start to resent you due to you being a dickhead. it's fun
Juan Rivera
I'm actually English
Evan Scott
any gear man in?
Jose Taylor
Communism by 2080
Brandon Ward
black-american JW's called to my brothers house spreading the word while I was over earlier and one of them was so obese I was almost compelled to ask him what the fuck he actually eats throughout the average day
Luke Murphy
Proper coming down with lightning and rain outside lads
Gabriel Bailey
man threw ball into other man and it went in goal
Caleb Jackson
will be 82 in this year
Lucas Thomas
Why does the irish refuse to be civilized
Camden Johnson
going to nuke high wycombe
Robert Ross
WATERMELON AND KFC!!! :D
Christian Gomez
Can't stop masturbating
Julian Anderson
Nah. In 2080 Britain will be in the ruins left by a Corbyn government.
"But that wasn't real communism/socialism”
Jacob Smith
has there ever been a more JUST performance in football history?
Logan Barnes
I want some quality entertainment
Austin Mitchell
There's barely any difference between Ireland and the UK you weird spic
Jaxson Gutierrez
Saw this today
Camden Reed
GOD AS MY WITNESS HES BROKEN IN HALF
Ayden Ross
woah...
Caleb King
Chase Torres
How about 90 of men kicking a ball?
Carson Ortiz
life is unhealthy for you
Hudson Anderson
sure it comes from a Mexican
Bentley Jenkins
yeah when all the lads at school used to put me in goal and i would let everything through on purpose
Ethan Morgan
1-7
Brayden Adams
>inb4 town rapist
I'm not denying it
Grayson Morales
one of those creepy twats tried to accost me in the street, i thought they had changed their tactics and now just stood there instead of harassing people
Daniel Diaz
why is northern ireland so perfect?
Hudson Allen
T. Irish
Parker Hughes
What general can I go hang out in without shitting it up on account of not knowing anything about the culture or language?
Robert Green
Speak for yourself.
Parker Campbell
Shame about the people.
Zachary Diaz
just ordered a gay prostitute to timothy james byrne's residence
Nolan Cruz
cant tell if my knob is larger than average or just average
people online ritualistically lie about the size of their willies so it remains a mystery what the average knob size actually is
Matthew Wilson
Rorke is gonna blow a gasket
Jaxson Watson
/rk9/
Daniel Wood
God's country