Take a shit

>take a shit
>look at the shit
>inspect the shit
>smell the shit
>pick the shit with your finger
>call the rest of the family
>"Helga! Kids! Just look at this schwarzwurst"

Why germans do this?

Attached: Flachspüler-toilet-Germany-native-1-1024x683.jpg (1024x683, 72K)

Inspecting your excrements has been the norm for hundreds of thousands of years. By looking at your shit you can determine if you have blood in your stool or a number of other bodily malfunctions. Consistency and smell also gives you hints on if and how you should change your diet.

SERIOUSLY underrated thread from a smart Spanish poster

How many people do actually stare are their shit and how many are qualified to determine their health by smelling or tasting... your French-German retards are really sick. No wonder the EU is going down under...

bump

I usually just shit in the shower

Ever heard of Berghain?

Very German post by a Austria. Call me surprised.

i never saw a toilet like op pic in France

holy shit a leaf being funny

Seriously now, what is it with germans and shit ? even most famous germans were scat fetishists

a friend's grandmother have a toilet like this.

is she a kind of war criminal?

A clean one ?

its an aryan thing, you wouldn't understand

Attached: pontas_savitri_colahe_1502361120_725x725.jpg (725x380, 86K)

I guess it makes sense, people wish for what they don't have, they think they're perfect and pure so the act of eating shit is tempting, no wonder why they love interracial porn.

the fuck?

When I was 3 I dissected my shit and found peppers in it. For a few years after that, I thought peppers were part of the makeup of shit even if you didn't eat them in the 1st place

Attached: 1518789862851.png (448x342, 161K)

bump

I dissect my shits in the shower

why wouldn't you?

>hot water helps bowels
>ample space to take a shit
>steamy hot water helps dissolve turds
>if it doens't, just step on them once or twice and they'll go down the drain

It's a kraut exclusivity, sorry.