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claim yer gf

edition

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>why do niggers as a whole commit more violent crime than poor whites then

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fucking CHOON

God, I fucking despise Americans.

standing
on the edge

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I'm glad 1 billion taxpayer dollars go on this

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Reposting for healthy discussion

What is the appeal of the UK to young ambitious people anymore?

>Houses too expensive
>Can't even dream of a one bed flat if in London
>Brexit means that you can't even go chill in Spain and retire when the time comes
>NHS falling apart
>Pound sliding and wage growth non-existent and stripped by inflation
>London is where all the jobs are but it's fucking miserable to live in as it's where all the jobs are
>Baby boomers all buy the property so you live your life paying off their portfolio
>Pensions gone to shit and final salary seems like a myth
>Weather is shite


Talk me out of being a miserable cunt pls

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>dominos fixed their free voucher code

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>youtube.com/watch?v=GVqSLkRQLAw

>tfw you'll never be a ninja in feudal japan sent on a mission to assassinate a rival lord

here
Bangkok mentioned --
Tell me about Bangkok
Reckon I could go live an aristocrat lifestyle by being a high class English teacher or summin' there?

titanfall 2 any good??

the one you've been using for months to get pizzas every weekday?

when has britain ever been particularly appealing
it's always been a bit grim
still cba moving though

just don't be a working class scum simple as

thought brits were miserable all the time

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To keep you cunts over there so you don't whine about how boring our countries are, in between saying it's good there aren't as many stabbings or surly Muslims over here.

tfw no caucasian aryan gf

And because a man is human
He'll want to eat, and thanks a lot
But talk can't take the place of meat
or fill an empty pot.Chorus

So left, two, three!
So left, two, three!
Comrade, there's a place for you.
Take your stand in the workers united front
For you are a worker too.
And because a man is human
he won't care for a kick in the face.
He doesn't want slaves under him
Or above him a ruling class.Chorus

So left, two, three!
So left, two, three!
Comrade, there's a place for you.
Take your stand in the workers united front
For you are a worker too.
And because a worker's a worker
No one else will bring him liberty.
It's nobody's work but the worker' own
To set the worker free.Chorus

So left, two, three!
So left, two, three!
Comrade, there's a place for you.
Take your stand in the workers united front
For you are a worker too.

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non est argumentum

I honestly can't think of a single developed country on earth that's worse to live in than Britain

people are paid according to their ability to organise (intelligence basically, outside of meme jobs like entertainment etc), hence why nurses have mediocre salaries
wouldnt expect a brainlet like phi; greaves to get that though

>Strong pound
>Ability to buy houses
>Cheap holiday's abroad
>Final salary pension promises
>Idea of living in the world's foremost city and actually creating a life there with higher wages matching the higher living costs
>Era of hope and privatisation with cheap goods going everywhere
>Bustling economy
>Relative saftey compared to elsewhere in the world
>Competent government etc etc

There was better times

applies to middle class scum these days too.

any sad man in?

holyshit /brit/ moves fast

follow me

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move to Thailand

What is the difference between sociology and anthropology?

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Every single friend I know who went to Aus/NZ has never come back unless they failed to extend their visa.


Rlly makes u think

I'll tell you about Bangkok
*Smacks you in the bollocks and runs away*

sociology studies the society and anthropology the individual

Keep losing at Company of Heroes 2 because my teammates are utter runts that can never hold their side.

you do know if you pay more tax to fund refugees, that is money out of your pocket lowering your quality of life, yes?

Going to have a serious attempt at moving to Singapore

tell me about niggers

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toyko is maximum comfy

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tfw no pussy having gf

it would be a comfy pace if all the foreign muck disappeared

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When I die bury me with a revolver because I have enemies in hell who knows I'm coming

As an unqualified english teacher? Nah you'd be looking at 40k baht at best, enough to live, but not great

As a private international school english teacher? Yeah, but you need to be an ACTUAL teacher with the certs and experience, can easily demand 70-100+k depending on experience

Date tomorrow night, lads. Any tips?

You are one

i feel that if you haven't touched a girl's butthole while your penis is in her vagina, you shouldn't be here

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You got knowledge on the subject?

I've heard that Japanese police stop anyone that looks foreign if they're in public after a certain hour. Don't know how the weeb English teachers do it 2bh

we have only gained that quality of life from the blood of their ancestors
it's only right we give back

just french kiss full frontal on her beak and sqeeze her in her tits and bum

hello mudda
hello fadda
here i am at
camp granada

If you can hack being a teacher here for three years to get the experience the world is your oyster.

I know loads of 25 year olds living in Dubai without paying any rent or bills and earning like 40k tax free.

I just don't think I could hack the misery of 3 years teaching here

stay up late and ask thailad
he does IT though

Cities are so fucking grim

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>o-oh no b-black people on the train

imagine being this mcuh of a pussy

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lmao at 7:45
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me on the right

Hmm yes matched with a girl on OKcupid whose response on the sex survey says "I've never had sexual release"

the smell would knock me out desu

can someone explain the reasoning behind people against absolute free speech

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Nah teaching here sounds like one of the worst possible existences. Far worse than London runtdom. No stories come to mind but I'm sure people here have heard some

Anyway, wouldn't do that, I was thinking of getting ESL qualifications

Business idea: Smacking women who deserve it

lived in japan as a translator for 2 years

thailand for 1 and half(as freelance)

It's not a meme, first world countries the world over are grim for average earners

An average first world salary in a developing country however and you're fucking set

will answer any questions if you have them, looking to vacate here again ASAP

define "absolute"

What I don't understand is: if you have so much pride in your heritage, why don't you go back to that country?
I don't give the slightest of fucks about Britain so I don't go back. Don't be a proud african, greek, whatever. Go the fuck back, simple as

Everyone likes to hear their own name spoken.

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including shit like "" hate speech""

What hobbies do women have? What great orchestra have they conducted or classic work of literature have they written? What is their greatest sporting feat? Schopenhauer was right.

no work tomorrow then a 4-day week

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How did you get the translator job lad?

Come on lads, what are the good things about living here?

wouldn't even dream of living in dubai

because nobody wants to hear you spew racist vitriol paddy mcrorke, get it through your skull

You're not being "oppressed"

wesley willis lives
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would you recommend travelling to japan?

are you:
[ ]nonce
[ ]weeb

hello nigger

fuck off with yourself low test soyboy cunt

Being a struggling "artist" and begging on tumblr

*stands outside your mas house shouting* at 3am

has anyone tried buying viagra OTC now it's available? Reckon they will be suspicious since I'm a 25 year old man.

just need it for speed wanks

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>believing in absolute free speech
imagine being this yankified

not sure if you're memeing or not

kill yourself either way

vacate where?

Fuck I have a million questions.
There's no point asking anything specific I just want to pick your brain on all you've got. Tell me what you can about your experiences. Brain dump as much as you have patience to do.

it's genuinely shite

it's better to be here than in somewhere like nicaragua because you're not that likely to be murdered

>I think immigration should be restricted because endless population growth is unsustainable-
>OI I 'OPE YOU'VE GOT A HATE SPEECH LOICENSE M8

We've conquered all of Europe,
We're never going to stop,
From Paris down to Turkey,
We've won the f*cking lot,
Bob Paisley and Bill Shankly,
The Fields of Anfield Road,
We are loyal supporters,
And we come from Liverpool!
Allez, Allez, Allez,
Allez, Allez, Allez,
Allez, Allez, Allez,
Allez, Allez, Allez

Why?

>Beautiful weather daily
>Live like a king on a modest wage
>Sit at beautiful beaches after work
>Lots of pool parties
>Centre of the world's airport routes so can fly pretty much anywhere relatively cheap and connect to anywhere in the world
>One of best digital governments in world so life is relatively easy

mum and brother are screaming at each other again lads :(

Good lad

should be allowed to call in bomb threats

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HE'S BOTTLED ALL THE FINALS
HE'S NEVER GONNA STOP
HE CANNOT WIN IN EUROPE
HIS NAME IS JURGEN KLOPP

HIS KEEPER HAD A HOWLER
HE FLAPPED AT EVERY BALL
WHEN BALE SCORED A WORLDIE
HE SAID JUST FUCK IT ALL

ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ

Jeb-ified

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Got JLPT N1, flew to japan and had a go at it, got in with an agency, did good work and that's all she wrote x

Tourism, god yes, so much to see and do
Living? fuck no, never again

was a slight weeb, kinda hate japs now though, not a nonce

>where

ANYWHERE, either a first would country with a better economy, or a developing country(if you can telework)

I've got all night mate, ask me bit by bit as you can think of stuff and I'll answer, there's way too much to write out

*sends you and your family threats on a daily basis*

it's just my free speech lads, you don't have the right to get offended!

yeah? well that's free speech for ya deal with it