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bevvy edition

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A genocide on Americans

England went to shit after the 19th century

>nice kind of Pakistanis
No such thing

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twitter_Joke_Trial

>England was ever good

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anime

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thanks

tell me about the leftypol operative

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Why do you guys allow this to go on?

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literally just had dinner
state of me

Posting Aberfan is just grim and embarrassing

Sergio "if you pray to Mecca I'll fucking wreck ya" Ramos

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its a laugh innit

Jupiter visible just below the moon lads

same reason you allow school shootings, structural failings

I felt embarrassed with my Irish ancestry. These silly people are so blind to what they have unleashed. It’s a sad day for ireland and for humanity. One day they will meet their unborn children, I wonder if they will look them in the eye then. They called it a quiet revolution. The silent holocaust will follow. Abortion is murder and the blind who voted for it and those who carry it out are no better those who murderers we are shocked at everyday. The difference with abortion is it’s done behind closed doors and in time the businessmen will open clinics and make profit from their deaths. The west has now finally self destructed into a cesspool with no moral compass or compassion to the most vulnerable. The people who cheered yesterday disgust me.

>A number of legal commentators and celebrities criticised the conviction and called for it to be overturned. They include journalist Nick Cohen, who drew comparison with Milan Kundera's anti-communist novel The Joke;[13] television writer Graham Linehan;
>Graham Linehan
Didn't he go full mental trying to get nazi pug guy jailed?

Yeah, riveting.
*remains firmly indoors*

Just had two bowls of beetroot soup and I'm feeling great

I would if I could read that image you dumb yankoid

my dick visible just below your mom haha

Venus ought to be visible too
was last time I was stargazing (wednesday evening)

graham linehan had principles once, or so I've heard

lefty councillors didnt want to be called racist.

apparently thats a more disturbing prospect than up to a million children being systematically groomed, abused and raped for decades across the country.

>beetroot soup
alri ivan goldenberg

hands smell like onions

whythatsdelightful.wordpress.com/2010/05/11/prague-1965/
>If you want to follow the case, the #twitterjoketrial is the hashtag du jour. If you want to contribute to Paul’s fine/legal defence, details are here and here. If you want to complain about the case to the CPS, go here. I urge you to get involved in whatever way you can. We need to show these people that we refuse to live by their arbitrary, paranoid laws. We need to remind them that we are living in England, 2010, not Prague 1965.
>6 years later
>JAIL THE BASTARD HIS GIRLFRIENDS PUG LOOKS LIKE A NAZI AND HE LAUGHED ABOUT IT

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Is it a Jewish dish? I just enjoy beetroots desu

just figured out liberals are the real racists

STOP

KILLING

THE

MANDEM

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there's nothing we can do about it

following 2 /brit/s at once

wtf rise up against ur government u cuck americans would rise up w/ there guns if they were being ethnically replaced

#MeToo

wonder what happened to Linehan

Losing your virginity as a teenager to your mates girlfriend is kino, glad I’m not the only one

hawt, this is the paw-lice
put yow paws up OwO whew i can see them :3

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youtube.com/watch?v=5zD-_eaLIAs

shout out to the manor

mad ting

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Are Tommy is on the front page of Drudge Report ladd

As soon as abortion becomes fully legal, Irish women will all collectively ask themselves ONE question "Do I really want user's baby rather than Chad's ?".
The very next day the sewers will run red with the blood of the unborn, watering the fields, tainting the sea, freeing us from the DNA of the betas.
Only then will our utopia commence.

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FUCK OFF THREADSPLITTING CUNT!!!

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>two /brit/ threads
ah yes nice one lads

mine was first

I'm seeing double here!
four /brit/s!

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I challenge you to name a lower form of life than a human rights lawyer
snivelling pondlife fighting for the worst people in the world to have creature comforts and to not be mistreated after raping/murdering/god knows what
scum. subhuman scum

Seen a satellite a few minutes ago

been in both, waiting for you mongs to realise
the other thread was single linked 20 posts before yours haha

space station mate

was likely the ISS
spotthestation.nasa.gov/sightings/view.cfm?country=Ireland®ion=None&city=Dublin

was visible from dublin 10 mins ago, dunno where you are so give or take some minutes

Well lads tonight I received a diagnosis from a prossie, Erectile dysfunction. Bit of background:
>be me
>only had sex twice before
>One time when I was 12 fooling with the neighbor girl and I couldnt get up which I assumed it was because it was really cold and I was young
>Second time two years ago when I was in rome and shagged a roadside hooker but couldnt get it up which I assumed was because I was drunk

Fast forward to today
>bit horny, decide instead of wanking I will call an escort from vivastreet
>Can finally try sex proper as a sober adult
>Go to her house
>get naked
>she sticks a condom on and starts sucking me
>she is really going at it but I cant feel much, get a bit hard
>she gets on top and sticks my cock in her
>Cock just deflates but she keeps going
>we change positions but no its worse
>shes gets up and just rubs my little flaccid willy shaking her head
>I just tell her to forget it and get dressed 10 minutes before times up

Well lads what can i do? what if i actually meet the girl of my dreams and I cant even fuck her. I'm not sure if this is a mental or physical problem although its probably related to my really bad problem of stage fright when peeing

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Ah right

Think I seen it last week too but at a different latitude

>latitude
declination
instead of latitude/longitude the celestial sphere uses right ascension and declination

Okay, I knew I didn't have it right I'll remember that

Do you own a telescope?

yeah a shit one
just know a lot of astronomy from my degree desu

>just know a lot of astronomy from my degree desu
Give us me horoscope there lad

Started nicking little things like drinks and crisps and chocolate from the toilbergs.
Friend just told me they're gonna find out and I'm panicking.

2015-16 season when she was in PFA team of the year

Don't think to much about it just get some stiffy pills if you absolutely can't get your tackle tough

feel sick

Where do you work you can steal that stuff?

man up

im 6ft and 165 pounds mate

jim'll fix it

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A service station

lanklet

jim'll f*ck it (your arsehole)

anime

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Are you taking it from the stock room?

shame jim cant fix all those boy's arseholes lol

absolutely reek maybe something to do with the fact ive barely left my room for the past week

What's your favourite porn race pairing? Mine's BMAF.

As in British Male/American Female.

David Haye lost to this, twice

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belongs in the trash

*rattles your bones*

dunno dont watch porn

She say, "Do you love me?" I tell her, "Only partly"
I only love my /brit/ and my gimmicks, I'm sorry

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OH YOU GOT ME

BMBM of course haha
nah just kidding :]

random news, ba

betanews.com/2018/05/25/mystery-donor-1-million-gnome-foundation/

bbc.com/news/av/world-europe-44253936/world-cup-2018-being-black-in-russia
amazon.com/Tailspin-Americas-Fifty-Year-Fall-Fighting/dp/1524731633/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&qid=1527365426&sr=8-1&keywords=steven brill&linkCode=sl1&tag=destinyland-20&linkId=cf4bbc9542c3ab2d5395c310395178a9

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youtube.com/watch?v=TAiNjcz3e4E

WHAT A KICK

bf/wm if youre asking seriously

Merseyside Police says it is aware of death threats made to Liverpool goalkeeper Loris Karius after the Champions League final.

Officers said any threatening behaviour on social media would be investigated.

viruses

Take a pence, leave a pence

Stole so much when I worked at tesco
Magazines, toiletries, stationery you name it

>strumpet

>trash
FOY

just got yiffed

how do I stop feeling sleepy
sleep and coffee aren't working
fake news

impressed by the size of this lad

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stop being a lazy shit

see

blicky
but it's in my genes :(

idea: start an essay-style analysis-reviewing (analviewing) youtube channel where I talk about a TV show or video game or something and I go into great depth about it

eat a apple

how much do you sleep

How is the remaster?