Hey indians on Jow Forums. What is the best way to become friends with an indian...

Hey indians on Jow Forums. What is the best way to become friends with an indian? He was introduced to my class 3 weeks ago but he rarely talks and usually sits alone. Any idea?

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Poo on your hand to gain his trust.

Leave him alone. Why do you feel entitled to him?

I just don't want him to feel left out, he is the only indian in my class so i thought he might have trouble making friends

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Try to start slowly maybe? Not sure. Ask him the time or when the class start or something simple and go from there. Good luck user!

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Indians are very conscious of social hierarchy just like down syndrome people, if he feels you are low in the order your offer of companionship will be considered an insult and he might attack or kill you

stop pooing in the loo and poo on the street

Hahahaha

He's shy, really shy. Just approach him when he's alone in his free time, like when he's sitting alone outside or something and start talking to him. Ask about which region is he from, his ethnic group and how's india like(specially this), say you like india and all that. Than find something you 2 have incommon, animu vidya etc and chat about that. Invite him to eat out and hang out

He doesn't have a dot on his head.

Are you going to suck his cock?

Thanks for being serious and helpful!

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Basically this

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No, i want to be his friend. I myself don't really have any friends either and it's always awkward when no one wants to work with you in pair exercises. I thought we both could benefit from eachother

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Sorry. I saw Swede so thought it must be your motive.

Tell him that you're half pakistan if you want to really connect, memes aside tell him that and say that you want to fight him, see his reaction and then say that you're joking

fpbp XD

I wish I had a friend like you, this makes me want to go to stockholm for uni but it would be filled with pajeets

You would do nothing if i came up to you and isulted your girlfriend

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Joke is on you my friend. I have no girlfriend. :'(

You welcome bud

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what kind of Indian? red dot or feather?

Tell him you'll show your man bob and boivegene.