A rival coworker can simply plant CP on your computer and report you to ruin your life

lol go ahead and try cunt

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What retards dont realize is that logs will show off that you uploaded it in time the coworker was elsewhere and even more fun thing is that the unique device fingerprint you used (most likely flashdisc or serial key of your pc) will point on you.

Honestly just put weed in his bag and then set it on fire.

Oh fuck do they really log that shit?

>Have a conversation with him
>Secretly insert my USB stick into his computer
>Tell him I have a secret gift for him
>He has to close his eyes first
>Start counting down from 10
>Copy all the files to his desktop (wearing leather gloves)
>Open one of them
>Take the USB out
>"OH MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?"
>Everyone comes in and realizes what your perverted coworker is looking at
>He goes to jail
>yfw

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What if you directly download it to his computer from the internet.

>while hes being escorted out of the building in handcuffs

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The correct question is: is there a single thing your average corporate pc with windows 10 dont log? On top of all official spyware built inside w10, every bigger corporation install their own spyware to spy on their workers and to monitor what they do in their job time.

You should look into writing scifi or adventure books. If stuff like lord of the rings could make billions of revenue, you certainly have potential to end up awfully rich.

It still doesnt answer questions like
>whose device was used to issue the command to download cp
And more importantly
>who was in charge of the device at that time

Do you know the fun fact about crime? Majoroty of crime is made by people with IQ lower than 90. That is why police never has problems catching them. So really, stick to legal shitposting.

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Can't you install some malware and download the shit then uninstall and wipe traces of it before reporting them for CP?

Sure you can. But if you knew how, you wouldnt ask like this.

The real solution to such pointless problem is to dont do revenge. Or just fuck his gf / wife and then send him video of it happening. You know, something immoral but still LEGAL.

Yeah but you want to get him fired and take his job. Not just make him feel bad in this hypothetical scenario

Postal code?