Match with a girl on tinder

>match with a girl on tinder
>she's a solid 6
>fine for me, go out on a date
>turn up, she's in a wheelchair
>proper handicapped, tetraplegic, could only move her fingers on her right hand
>face looks normal but neck is completely bent forward
>she noticed me so I can't leave
>sit down, mention I did not know she was handicapped
>she sort of laughs awkwardly
>I tell her she's more beautiful in person just to break the ice (my bad)
>end up getting pizza despite her objections
>she was embarassed I would have to feed her
>that is exactly what happens
>seriously regretting ever signing up for tinder as I'm feeding her a pizza slice
>end up chatting for quite a while, mostly about her condition and what she achieved in life despite of it
>she says she would like to go out with me again
>I don't want to but I feel guilty rejecting her
>I tell her, out of guilt and pity, we can go to my place if she wants
>she's over the moon by my suggestion
>I get her in my car and it takes me half an hour to get the wheelchair in the trunk
>get to my place, pick her up and throw her on my bed reluctantly
>she's really happy, just not responsive body-wise for obvious reasons
>end up licking her defective pussy for about 3 hours
>masturbate and cum on her face

I just took her home.
anyway, what's the weather like in your country?

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not reading you blogpost ajajaj

didnt read lololol

You just done God's work, congratulations user

has she called you back

What's a point to lick pussy if it doesn't feel anything?

she said she felt it, she was moaning like a retard the whole time

cute

Хa-хa) lol. Do you mind to post her photos?

Why would you be embarrassed?

>>proper handicapped, tetraplegic, could only move her fingers on her right hand
I stopped reading there. What in the fuck even, where the hell is this storying heading?

fuck her again

well done

that's sweet, but she would be a huge burden if you had to live with her

>tfw even a cripple gets more human contact than you

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I wish I had a 6/10 cripple gf.

OP is gay

Hot as fuck, we're dealing with a borderline heat wave. The heat should be gone by friday hopefully.

>Male privilege
Meanwhile a literal vegetable is getting more action than a majority of this board combined.

I'm not sure what you're complaining about, OP, that sounds great, except for the thirty minutes to put away the chair.

Or were you expecting a dick?

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That’s roasties for you. Men are good sports.

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Post her Tinder profile because I don't believe you, Jose

why not smash her bro?

someone else already did :^)

you're not gonna post any pics, are you, OP?

You probably made that girls day dude. Good job

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She probably won't wash her face ever again.

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Finally. My bones need a break but my gf wants more.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

KEK

OH MY GOD.

But good sport, OP. You have ny respect

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He copied it from other post

Nice.

oh ohononono haaaaaaaahahaha

>>Jow Forums

Had a good laugh thanks