NEETs WILL disagree and get mad at this

>NEETs WILL disagree and get mad at this

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>Sign the pledge, goyim cattle!

tfw rich family and on NEETbux

Listen here you dumb bitch.

>Work hard and don't complain or you're a whiny bitch
Nobody believes you're not allowed to complain. What makes a bitch is complaining but refusing to change things. If you're upset, put your back into it and change things.

>Be grateful you are born [...] and can get a fucking job
...yes? There are countries with 80% unemployment, chum.
>Le work for others
Why are you working for others? Are you not getting paid or something?

>You won the lottery because you have greater wealth and health than ever before available to the wider population
...yes?

>You are entitled to pursuit of life, liberty and happiness doesn't mean you actually get it
...yes? It's called a pursuit for a reason, nobody else can be held accountable for your own happiness as long as you can freely pursue it.

>Eternally rent all your possessions
All of 'em? Are you sure we're not talking about your residence? Which you can easily buy if you can afford it?
>so you never accumulate any generational wealth
or you could... you know... save? Something Americans are unfamilliar with, I know

>Show up early and work late for no benefit
Wages are paid per hour worked, 'nuff said.

>People who [...] are extorted
How. Explain to me how people are extorted in any meaningful capacity and 9/10 times it's because of government intervention/overregulation.

>All people are equal
NO. THEY'RE. NOT. They're equal before the law and that's it.
>Some just choose to be institutionally poor
Pretty much, given studies show there's a strong correlation between IQ and wealth later in life. What matters here is equality of opportunity ie. social mobility.

>People who refuse to work [...] are lazy fucks
Yes
>Work for others
Again, do salaries not exist in America?

>The world is not fair
Indeed it ain't. That's a reality most of us accept at age 13, which is the mental age of the average socialist so even THEY should be able to grasp this.

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>Oy vey goyim, isn't reality unfair? Don't you resent having to work for your keep? Just hand over all your rights and vote for a bigger government that will never misuse its powers!

I really wouldn't give a shit, but this is a guy who makes millions doing >30 minute TV show segments on shitty jobs he barely does for a few hours then never comes back to

AAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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not reading all that shit, by you
kill yourself

It gets a bit depressing tbqh; I wish I needed to work at least a little bit

>335 words are too much for me to read

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It's clearly a shoop you autist

>pic

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You know, I saw people post this sweat pledge thing before, and never really read it. Well I just read it right now, and God damn is this guy a cucked moron. At least I can look at something like the 10 commandments and say "you know, many of these make sense", while his pledge on the other hand is 100% absolute shit

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IT'S PHOTOSHOPPED YOU DUMB FUCKS JESUS CHRIST STOP FUCKING WITH MY MIKE ROWE

I said it was why did you quote me you cunt

t. Kike Rowe

I'm well aware. The original one seems just as arrogant and holier-than-thou, and my comment stands: I wouldn't care, but he's a fucking millionare from 30 minute TV segments where he occaisonally has to touch poop, but he acts like he's blue collar all day everyday

You take that back, Mike Rowe and Jay Leno are national treasures

haha, what the fuck. Scanned his wikipedia page and he's like 0% blue collar. he lives in san fran for fuck's sake. so he just tells poor people to hack it, while he gets paid loads to act arrogant and bag on anyone who complains as "lazy". fuck off

Who cares what NEETs think

*SNAP*

I know it's excessive to reply to you again, but I'm looking through mike rowe's shit, and holy hell is he insufferable. Did you actually think he was some good-ol-boy who worked in some coal mine or farm everyday? Dude is a massive fucking phony. Like those country singers who LARP as rednecks.

Worse now is that he is stuck in his FAKE character and thinks he's some honest "voice" for the working people. I didn't really give a fuck, but oh my christ is he a massive fucking poser. dude is a san francisco yuppie who throws on a work shirt and old hat and thinks himself a west virginia coal miner. Fuck mike rowe

Yeah really. He can suck a dick.

In other news, Rob Zombie is an art major from NYC who LARPs as some kind of redneck metalhead.

das ist fine, however 3 is just dumb and not relevant

Rob Zombie doesn't lecture people on being redneck metalheads. You don't get it, mike rowe has actually fancied himself as some kind of blue-collar crusader, and is pretty damn uppity about people doing a honest day of blue collar work when he himself is an actor who is larping. he's not an actual tradesman, he just read up on trades.

if he didn't do all this poser shit, I wouldn't be mad, but I'm reading his rants, and holy shit are they condescending when you factor in he's nothing like the image he wants you to think he is

The undoctored S.W.E.A.T. Pledge makes for better NEET propaganda. The bluntness of this version robs the message of its effectiveness.

Or Bill Nye pretending to be a scientist when he just has a degree in mechanical engineering from some shit university.

yeah, bill nye is also a massive douche

Since when is being an engineer a bad thing? Bill Nye never deceived anyone. He was a show host whose goal was to educate and entertain. They didn't need someone with a STEM degree for the show, but they got him anyway. He's far more authentic than Mike Rowe.

Except at some point Bill Nye actually started believing he was a real scientist and fancied himself an expert on climate change and other various and sundry scientific subjects.

>life is not fair kiddo
>wait what do you mean you are NEET? t-thats not fair!

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>being a boot licker

wew

I do, fuck that jew lmfao.

I never work, have 24/7 free time of happiness and bliss, wage slaves are fucktards.

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The least work, the most pay, only work allowed.

I would never wage slave

>Sign the cuckpledge