Why didn't Europe invite us to their union?

>EU is more effective than UN

>join eu
>your borders are abolished
>ching chong långkalsong

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Because of continental plates, and because we say so

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They didn't invite us because we'd refuse the invitation.

The main problem with Asians is that they are TOO good at migrating. They work extremely hard, get the top marks in school, actively plan futures for themselves and generally stay out of trouble so we can't get mad at them. This means their numbers aren't going to decrease. Hopefully we'll become a bit more like Singapore but not too much

This post really goes to show how little you guys know about chink migration.

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China defense force?

How is my post about sven's lacking knowledge defending chinks?

I like Asian immigrants, they are the same way here in Sweden. But Asians already have a home, in Asia.
I'm honestly only okay with permanent immigrants from Norway, Finland, Iceland and Denmark, everyone else should not be able to become citizens and should not be allowed to have children.

t. Ling Ling

You know what you did.

Well we aren't exactly in a position to argue that races should stick to their land of origin. That's dumb shit anyway

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More importantly, why did they invite us to their Eurovision, but NOT their union?

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Brexit, Auxin, Scotin

>ayyy fuck border n shit nigguh
New worlders are strange

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Yes we are unless you're over like idk fucking 150 years old.

I would let you enter the EU no prob.

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The Eurovision has nothing to do with the EU actually.

You were never invited. You only joined because we joined after being invited

>I'm honestly only okay with permanent immigrants from Norway, Finland, Iceland and Denmark
*1 post later*
>AYYYY FUCK BORDER N SHIT

Fucking christ you racist poltards are dense fucks

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Scandinavians are the same people with the same culture you mong.
I understand that must be hard for you to grasp when you sit on a shitty island surrounded by invading insectoids.

Make Australia Aboriginal Again!

Please commit suicide. You’re fucking dumb if you think this. Especially when it comes to Denmark. The only thing we have in common with them is linguistic and genetics

Kill yourself jude.

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I cant see a problem with Australia or New Zealand joiming us. What do you dislike about them?

business idea: merge the EU and CANZUK

Well they're just not European geographically
The solution would be to add them to the economic and free movement area, or just to deport every brit and trade them with the aussies

>I cant see a problem with countries literally on the opposite side of the planet joining a union that is heading for collapse.

>t. Mona Sahlin

>headed for collapse

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We use to have worldwide empires and shit way back you know? They lasted centuries with horribly slow communications etc. Whats the problem now?

>t. klibbisar är en revolution

COMMUNIST FAGGOT

Lets call it the "Civilized Union" instead of "European Union" and let any civilized country in.

We already have enough problems with people abusing the open borders we have with NZ, we don't need more Irish gypsy's scamming old people

>EU
>communist

M8 if you think it's a good idea then I'm not gonna waste energy convincing you why it's not.

>t. Hjärna är på semester i Bahamas
Hur i helvetet kom du till den slutsatsen

>because I'm not retarded Nazi I'm a gommunist

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We even have quite a few overseas UE territories right now. Im at one of them at the moment.

Gypsies can't afford the flights

The one question that has not been asked is why would Australia want to join the EU?
Are you that eager to let slimy unelected sluts like this to rule your country?

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We already have a slimy jew that rules our media.

to be fair we have no say about that here either, we don't elect our governor general and the person we do elect, the prime minister can be replaced by their party at a moments notice(happened 3 times in the past 8 years)

>happened 3 times in the past 8 years
Pff, amateurs

Well I guess that's one thing to brag about, did it lead to personal vendettas between politicians that have fucked over the country like it did here?

Yup
Also it's almost impossible to enact far-reaching policies since the government changes every 6 months and every new gov undones the work of its predecessor