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Britain is soyboy capital

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'kin hell

Lads I can choose to go to London for work or stay in my nrothern town


Stay in north:

>Few friends here
>Shit place nothing going on
>Save a fortune
>Spend what i want
>Comfy and near family

London:
>Exciting, near all my mates
>Expensive
>Poor quality of life
>Will have to budget
>Won't save
>No great holidays

help lads you're literally deciding my future.

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gentle reminder

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why do so many scottish people type like they're drunk

just got tossed off by my old dear ;)

Business idea: remove all weekends.

Hear me out.

All of your weekends are removed, and instead you receive the same equivalent total number of days off as annual leave IN ADDITION to your usual annual leave entitlement. So that's 104 days plus your standard annual leave entitlement (let's say 24 days). Therefore you have 128 days of annual leave to use.

No more than three weeks of leave can be used at any given time, and businesses have discretion to not allow more than X number of employees from each team/department off at the same time.

Benefits:
-Toilberg is happy because there is no given time when work has nobody (or very few staff) working.
-All businesses (including local) enjoy week-long instead of a one or two day rush.
-Employees enjoy greater flexibility.
-Employees' time off is generally quieter because not everyone has the same time off.
-Binge-drinking culture is disincentivised as not everyone has the same time off.
-People who enjoy set traditions (such as going to church on Sundays) can continue to do so.

>>Shit place nothing going on
what do people mean when they say this? what is going on in London that is so fucking exciting?

stay in the north
don't contribute to the brain drain