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Britain is soyboy capital

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'kin hell

Lads I can choose to go to London for work or stay in my nrothern town

Stay in north:

>Few friends here
>Shit place nothing going on
>Save a fortune
>Spend what i want
>Comfy and near family

London:
>Exciting, near all my mates
>Expensive
>Poor quality of life
>Will have to budget
>Won't save
>No great holidays

help lads you're literally deciding my future.

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gentle reminder

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why do so many scottish people type like they're drunk

just got tossed off by my old dear ;)

Business idea: remove all weekends.

Hear me out.

All of your weekends are removed, and instead you receive the same equivalent total number of days off as annual leave IN ADDITION to your usual annual leave entitlement. So that's 104 days plus your standard annual leave entitlement (let's say 24 days). Therefore you have 128 days of annual leave to use.

No more than three weeks of leave can be used at any given time, and businesses have discretion to not allow more than X number of employees from each team/department off at the same time.

Benefits:
-Toilberg is happy because there is no given time when work has nobody (or very few staff) working.
-All businesses (including local) enjoy week-long instead of a one or two day rush.
-Employees enjoy greater flexibility.
-Employees' time off is generally quieter because not everyone has the same time off.
-Binge-drinking culture is disincentivised as not everyone has the same time off.
-People who enjoy set traditions (such as going to church on Sundays) can continue to do so.

>>Shit place nothing going on
what do people mean when they say this? what is going on in London that is so fucking exciting?

stay in the north
don't contribute to the brain drain

bent twat

Why do Americans post here when they don't fit in at all? Is it genuine autism?

city of tolerance

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HATE it when a small object that could easily occupy a single square takes up multiple squares

sounds horrible

fergana valley

dont respond to el creatura abominacidad

*throws a bottle at your head*
VIRGIN

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Spent the day with the druid lad that lives in my back garden.

State of yanks.

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how often do girls get horny

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>wales is part of england
>USA anywhere but the bottom
>indians posting here ever
ah yes
the yank mind

PENGDON is a world class city mate grab the opportunity and dont let go

#1 hahaha
and nobody even knows my famlies all catholics

they have this overwhelming need to insert themselves into everything

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based

more than men

i unironically loved being in the mental hospital now that i think about it
one night some absolute madman plugged his USB into the telly and played hardcore anal porn. everyone was howling, even the schizos. valium and zopiclone on demand, free food, interesting characters, fit nurses giving asmr tier checkups. can't beat it lads i promise.

What the fuck is up with this cult of personality Soylent has? So many of those bozos act like it's some buried treasure.

same as guys

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hello niggers

based

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I would like for Emma Watson to masturbate on my face.

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family's*

but he'll die

single linking twat

might buy some ice and put it in my drink

There's simply too many of us

every single non yank here wants the yanks gone and preferably dead

fact

please refrain from posting this gif you will summon 'tismoyank (hes already here *shudders) thx

thats not true at all, I had to jerk off 15 times a day back when I was on steroids.
now its just like 2-4 times.

I'm lucky my name was spelt with an E instead of Amir

yeh so ;p

hi mboko

literally everything

Sure, Bolton might have a night club, an Italian restaurant, a museum and a theatre

But it's a grotty commercial club that plays chart music and closes at two, frequented by dismal slags

It's a dated anglo-Italian that serves 'spag-bol' topped with cheddar

the museum gets 3 visitors per week and has nothing worth seeing

Theatre is shuttered outside of panto-season

etc. etc.

Outright lies simple as

am genuinely unreasonably raging that my girlfriend was fit before we dated. she was slightly chubby and then got very chubby. but i found out she was peng. when she was fucking literally all of her previous boyfriends. and she waits to get fat for me

and i can't express this or i'll get a month of tears and silent treatment and no pussy at all

nigger's

got accused of being the autismulatto by autismoyank because i said something he didn't like

Come to croydon :)

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Do they do that open mouth thing because they know it's a meme?

yikes

/brit/ just goes to show just how much difference there is between British and American culture.

Shame our runtoid lower classes can't see it and lap your shite up like water.

The gang weed stuff never fails to make me laugh

nah they're just different in that they don't want to fuck anything that moves

yeah must be shit having an immature yank gf who you can't talk to on an grown up emotional level

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THE FUCKING STATE OF RORKE AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

tough tits m8 i like the gif

might treat myself to another ciggy

squash niggers like a pumpkin

I am kinda worried I'll end up moving somewhere that's like my shit northern town, just expensive and I'll rarely go into the centre anyway so it defeats the point

>valium on demand
boy
*gets myself sectioned*

also tell me about the schizos are they interesting

DDR was based , had racial laws while west Germany is full of turks

would rather live somewhere more peaceful than a big city
you can think more clearly and i don't need any entertainment rubbish like theatres

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>Red Pill Factory /// Make Britain Great Again

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We fit in here more than most posters. We are more /Brit/-minded so to speak than most Brits. Take a looksie at the official hierarchy Americans fit in more here than Londoners, or most North Irish or Scottish

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try that with any woman. they're all the same.

cringe

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based and redpilled

Try Pakistan

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need to know the appropriate word for someone who has never worked a day in their life

like virgin freak, but for NEETs

Make Britain Pakistan

Not wanting to matingpress her
Absolutely untrue

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Why haven't you preordered Fallout 76 yet user?

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no it didn't they just treated blacks foreigners worse unofficially. The USSRs opinion on racism was that it was caused by capitalism dividing the proletariat so without capitalism there was no racism hence no problem.
And besides, nobody wanted to move there

It's expensive af but the best place to live is a small dense town with a train station pointed at London

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With that absolutely untrue, I meant

hate the uni toil

haha no mate not all w*stern women are infantilised normoids

poo fighters

cringe

pakistan looks nice actually. have been thinking of going their on holiday. really like all that indus valley stuff and the landscape looks beautiful

love those mini-farts you make when taking a shit haha

>And besides, nobody wanted to move there
I do/did

>preordering
shan't ever