/smg/- Stock Market General

it looks like you might be early on the short desu
check my weeblines

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>tfw portfolio has been going steadily down ever since March 18th.

Down about 10% now. What a lovely time to get into the stock market.

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NOICE

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if youre having trouble an honest to god safe bet is to try shorting bonds. you can do it either by holding inverse (or inverse leveraged) ETFs, or with calls and puts on bond ETFs.

bonds move slowly and have nothing but downside left to them

check TMV TMF TLT VCLT JNK HYG etc. i like options because bonds move so slow, but its about as safe as it can get. look what happened to bonds in the 70s

>Jow Forums

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He probably got fooled into the HRT blackmail scheme.

>HRT blackmail scheme.
I have a feeling a great deal of Jow Forums wouldn't need blackmail to turn trap.

I'm starting to notice kneepad girl in other threads.
The virus is spreading

Nice try, Reiko

Where that nigga at who was all “I’m gonna throw all my money into random ass Mattel, cuz it going to the mOOn.” I watched it all day because of you, gj man.

Right here.
made 16% on 2:1 leverage.

Took Profits early though, It fluctuates 10 to 25%. I just needed a win, could go higher tomorrow.

Today, I made back half of what I lost last week. Lets hope the rest of the week goes well.

Posted this last thread but will ask again. Does anyone here hold any NVCN? Or have any opinions on it? Is it likely to pump up close to a dollar before compliance in July?

Help me turn my $8 into $10 on Robinhood please. Thanks.

Get a job.

we can turn your 8 into .50 cents in 2 days buy Buying INXP

Sick. Buying as much as possible. Thanks.

*INPX

My opinion is that any stock trading for .04 is trash and only good for pumping and dumping. Invest in something smarter or trade options.

What are your picks for most under/over valued right now?

Holy fuck, down near 100%? Actually just bought all I could. How much lower can it get?

I know it’s most likely going to 0 after the compliance date but I was thinking there’d be a nice pump and dump here trying to make it to a dollar

Amazon has to be the most overvalued company in years.

wrong
still undervalued at this price

No, the instant the internet dies Amazon will die.

???

in what fucking universe does that happen

Our universe. Everything ends one day and the internet isn't any different.

EBIO

Someone evaluate my puts.

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delisting probably if it dropped that much, so 0.

I'm worried about you user

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?

give yourself more time to be right in the future. You are likely to be ITM at expiration.

we cow market now

Yeah I kind of wish I would have given myself more time, especially on DB. I've never let an option expire itm. What happens if you are itm at expiration but don't have the money to cover the 100 shares?

>Be me, know nothing about investing
>Put 5k into RH for lulz in January around market peak
>Oh shit.png
>Down 14% since I started

It has been a learning experience. I'm not too upset about the losses because most of that was from Trump JUSTing Amazon literally a day after I bought in. I also made the brilliant move of holding through all the losses in February, then selling before the rally into march. It has been a learning experience.

Same here except luckily I'm only done 4%

Wow google went through a month of gains AND a deadcat bounce after hours

My auto-correct keeps changing shit into tickers when I type, what have you done to me /smg/?

>Put 5k into RH for lulz in January around market peak
>Oh shit.png
>Down 14% since I started
This will also happen every time that you add more money to your account -- personal experience

>could go higher tomorrow
pls no
think of the puts

Posting my portfolio since I just loaded up on puts for the first time ever.

Total: 16.5k

Calls: 3.5k
>FB
>AAPL
>SPY

Puts: 3k
>TWTR
>SNAP
>BKS
>UAA
>MAT
>GPRO
>GE
>BBBY
>AMRS

Shares: 10k
>SQ
>SHOP
>AMZN
>NVDA
>NFLX
>DPZ
>DFEN
>PLNT
>MTCH
>CVNA
>SOXL
>TECL

Very tech heavy. You're going to carry that weight. You should hedge a few percent with volatility.

>first time using options
>drops 6.5k
You are ballsy user, that's all I'll say. Placing puts on AMRS is bad news, the meme power is too strong on that stock.

I've always been tech heavy. It's been the primary source of my gains for over a year.
My idea of hedging was the puts on TWTR, SNAP, and GPRO.
But yes, the bags were very heavy following March 16th.

>first time using options
No, just puts. But I've only been using options for a month or two.
>Placing puts on AMRS is bad news, the meme power is too strong on that stock.
It's only a few hundred in puts with an expiration of a few months out. Worst thing that happens is I lose a couple hundred over the next month or two.

You missed out on based OJ moon mission.

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Also forgot that you should be selling covered calls on your shares if you have at least 100 of something. But you may not have enough in one equity

>OJ
Can you explain? Is that a ticket? Robinhood is being updated

I'm doing TA later tonight. Give me memes to line. Crypto not accepted.

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DB, FIT, GME if you have time anyhow

>you should be selling covered calls on your shares if you have at least 100 of something
I don't have 100 shares of anything unfortunately, but I was heavily considering getting 100 of something just to do this, like AMD
But after looking into how much I can make from JUSTing other people with theta decay, it doesn't seem worth it.
Do you do covered calls? Do you do 1 week calls or longer term calls?

cnbc.com/2018/03/27/goldman-sachs-computer-model-warns-bear-market-is-near-but-the-firms-analysts-dont-believe-it.html

Fucking Goldman and Deutsche are crashing this market with no survivors

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Orange Juice futures

You'll make more money on longer term call sells, you'll just need to watch them and buyback as needed. Usually I set them at a strike I would be OK selling the underlying at. Generally 3 months out with a 10% strike

LTC Properties.

I want to add some monthly dividend paying REIT's to my portfolio and with an aging boomer population I figure a good place to start is assisted living facilities and nursing centers. Shit one day I might end up in one of them so I might as well invest now and reap some benefits.

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Kek.
I could not possibly into commodities.

Good advice.
I was thinking of just taking whatever Robinhood recommends people to buy for mid-term calls, bumping it up a strike or two, and selling that.
10% over 3 months is a fuckton for a stock to run though, so that seems pretty solid.

>FIT
I'm interested in shorting that, but I'm waiting for it to pop up before I do. I wouldn't hold that long term, user.
Aren't they still kind of burning money in earnings per share?
I heard the main reason for it popping up on April 12th was rumors of an investment from Tencent
>DB
Oh yay! That's another company I'll considering shorting.
Seriously.
Who the fuck even uses Dropbox? I wouldn't be surprised if they're burning cash too.

No picture because I'm trying out charts on mobile. I'll do the others later tn.
On >DB
Inside bars on the weekly indicate this stock will move sharply. Wether it will break red or left, I've yet to know. DB has been bleeding a lot lately and it has dropped into the oversold category twice in the past month. On the monthly time frame however, it's within the bottom limits of the Bollinger bands. I would long DB based on its relatively low price and proven strength.

It's a gamble though, after all. If we are indeed heading to a recession, DB will go down with all the others. But just looking at the chart and leaving the Jews to their designs, I would actually long DB. Near the money up to Mid-July

appreciate the look

come on user, we need to atleast TRY and make it less like tea leaves. this reads like a fortune

here. looks pretty shite on all timeframes. strong resistance at $15. low, shitty looking volume.bearish indicators all over the place (the daily on is something you would see in a textbook about bearish ichimoku patterns). been gapping down ferociously after hours for months now (showing big money is running). that weekly pattern looks ready to break down again, then another deadcat bounce and down into nothingness. the more one looks into the depths of DB, the more you realize how red everything they hold is.

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ft.com/content/2b2b1104-474f-11e8-8ee8-cae73aab7ccb
Cboe says that the guy who bought all those SPX puts last Tuesday was a whale and not a manipulator. What do you guys think?

*last Wednesday.

Here's FIT
>within bearish channel up to the weekly.
>strong support at 4.80, weak resistance at 5.4, 5.6
>start of a bearish reversal on the 30min, but already oversold on the 5
>MACD crossing at .0425 on the hourly

MY guess is that FIT will open bullish and exceed 5.30 in price before it falls down to. How low it'll go, I don't know, but will likely not break 4.8

Is your screenshot stitched together or is that what your battle station looks like?

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Holy fuck I just checked my stocks god damn TSG

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TA is a meme

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Thanks user

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Have any of you checked out the Stockpile app? Would like to get some input on it before I go crazy on investing

FA is king, let it be known.

Anyone have any suggestions on dividend stocks for long (10+ year) hold?

I've got just $750 now but I'd work on putting in an average of $200 a month on it. I want little more drip funding coming in though dividends. I'm looking at Starbucks for now, what else?

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Buy KO after the dip buffett sama

Sprinkle some T

A side of F

Telecoms or fiber optics

>mfw TA told us to short WFC
>up 3.28% in the last week

Really makes one ponder

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WLKP

>my stocks with a buy rating have all gone down
>my stock with negative/hold sentiment went up

Really activates those almonds.

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I keep reading about how Micron is a great buy, but it's the one stock that's JUSTing me up the ass the hardest. Bought it just before the ER.

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>goes up really high
>gets a buy rating
>buy at the top because of the good rating
>pros sell their bags at the top
>Cramer C UC Ks hold those bags for the next 10 years

MU is up what, over 400% in the last 5 years? WHY WOULD YOU BUY NOW

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Aren't those ratings usually backwards looking instead of forwards?

NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOO!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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Why? Because I'm a gullible moron. That's why. Now I'm left wondering if/when it'll go back to $59.

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Thanks, Zuck.

I thought i was buying the dip with ACLS but its been dropping slowly for a month and now semiconductor sector has fucked me in the ass.

Who the fuck stops buying more semiconductors, its fucking current year

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REEEEEEEEE CRAMER STRIKES AGAIN

DAMN YOU CNBC DAMN YOU

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>Who the fuck stops buying more semiconductors, its fucking current year
This.
It's bullshit. When is my fucking SOXL rocket going to take me back to the moon?

F, KO, PG, JNJ, CLX, etc.

Anything with betas bellow 1 tend to be on the safer side.

If you really want cash flow you should look into munis. Get that tax exempt fixed income going.

Doing GME now. Gamestop is shit short immediately.. Jk, but for real this stock hasn't had support since July '17. Its been in freefall once it stopped trading at 20 dollars. Looking at its entire history it has support at 16.

Weekly Volume is weak. Daily is in a bear channel. Bullish MACD touch on the daily, w better than average volume.
On the 4hr a bullish MACD cross took place, but volume was too weak to follow through. Its got a channel between 13.50 and 14, could maybe gain momentum in there and try for a higher low.
Safe bet is shorting. This stock wont be trading in the double digits come summer.

DB is Deutsche Bank, DBX is dropbox.

Robinhood was down, thanks. Still adding DBX to my watchlist as a potential short.

Based bearsama still awake, how will we wake up early to short the market tommorow?