/smg/- Stock Market General

it looks like you might be early on the short desu
check my weeblines

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>tfw portfolio has been going steadily down ever since March 18th.

Down about 10% now. What a lovely time to get into the stock market.

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NOICE

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if youre having trouble an honest to god safe bet is to try shorting bonds. you can do it either by holding inverse (or inverse leveraged) ETFs, or with calls and puts on bond ETFs.

bonds move slowly and have nothing but downside left to them

check TMV TMF TLT VCLT JNK HYG etc. i like options because bonds move so slow, but its about as safe as it can get. look what happened to bonds in the 70s

>Jow Forums

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He probably got fooled into the HRT blackmail scheme.

>HRT blackmail scheme.
I have a feeling a great deal of Jow Forums wouldn't need blackmail to turn trap.

I'm starting to notice kneepad girl in other threads.
The virus is spreading

Nice try, Reiko

Where that nigga at who was all “I’m gonna throw all my money into random ass Mattel, cuz it going to the mOOn.” I watched it all day because of you, gj man.