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got 2 grand burning a hole in my pocket what do you lads reckon i should do with it

fucking leafs and their shitty fucking flag ruining a good photo

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Smoking cigarettes is final stage of redpill

>2018
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes

Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

>b-but it kills you

And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?

>it's addicting!!!

It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation

>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!

Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel

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Aussie lad not giving a fuck by the looks of it.

Genuinely sputtering at all these povvo virgin runts that can’t fathom treating the gf a little bit for their birthday

2k is nothing to me and I’m going to have a great time

hopeful asking on here I know but any of you lads know where I can buy fake Gucci sliders on the net

might get a tibetan mastiff

If you're not flat-out gay by time you're 23 you're doing it wrong

I'm sure she will too
*gestures over Mateo and Enrique*

would defend you if you weren't a redditspacer

Does nothing for me other than make me smell funny.

get yourself a 'scort

So hard to get my point across to people with substandard english

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god why are freckles so pretty

My sister dumped her bf right after an all expense paid trip to Italy.

oioi, tibetans make your mast stiff too aye hahahhaha nahh mate just taking the piss

>2k is nothing to me
go burn it then lmao, absolute state of poor runts like you. Anyone with any money knows that spending money is not about how much you spend but whether it's worth the cost.

honour kill the disgusting whore

Never been on Reddit 2bh don’t know why this is considered Redditspacing

>substandard

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Had a cup of coffee and just away to make my second cup of tea.
It really is the little things in life.

one of these posts are not like the other

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virgin freak

hah

NEVER insult Canada again, little boy

every cigarette is doing you damage

my gf's great, never asks for much do you darling?
*brings up right hand with googly eyes and lipstick*

i don't smoke and I don't "like" smoking but the shortens your lifespan argument is the most stupid and ridiculous thing. Who said the smoker wants those minutes he just spent on the cig back?

a classic pasta

what country is that on the right

started quitting smoking cold turkey from today

the fact I literally can't afford to buy cigarettes or tobacco helps but fuck me I'd like to murder someone, rip off their arms and smoke them

> honour kill the disgusting whore

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some people go on trips to try and cover up a widening crack in their relationship
always a bad idea

your sister fanny droops down to the floor mate

Don't understand...

superstandard

BTFO

>he didn't deny it

haha yeah *picks up radio* jeeves this one needs putting down it's practically frothing at the mouth

Toilbergina just Complimented me on how great a job 8ve been doing recently lads out of the blue

That raise they keep promising me is so close I can almost taste it!

i'm a virgin freak, virgin freak, i'm virgin freaky

kek
Kek
KEK

ooo youre hard

Wrong.
Lit a cig once and the time I spent standing still saved me from walking into my death.

phoneposting twat

Literally just vape

Bill Gates was at a restaurant and only tipped the waitress $5, she told him "You're son was in here yesterday and tipped his waitress $5000"
He replied, "he is the son of Bill Gates, I'm the son of a woodcutter."

creased

neither did you cuckold, bet you watch love four guys tearing your sister apart and licking the cum off the floor

Which is exactly my point my low IQ friend, the money isn’t what’s important to me in this case. It’s the britspergs focusing on the 2k, for me it’s irrelevant. It’s all about what I’m going to get for it

equality is theft

smokes a cig once when I was drunk on a night out and could taste it for like 2 days after and it made my clothes and pillows stink
absolutely disgusting

yeah, that raise will set you free, wagie

Really fancy a cigarette

What are your YouTube recommendations 2018-06-13?

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what power?

haha yeah great joke dad
*waits until you walk out of the room, roll my eyes and go back to looking at my computer screen*

yea i do so what? cuckoldry is the thinking man's fetish

Would have caused a scene if the entitled bitch pulled any of that shit with me.

Swapped smoking for vaping and never looked back, one of the best life choices I’ve made

really fancy sharia law in Britain

There is nothing more pathetic in the world than an addicted smoker
Weak-willed giga-runts, wouldn't even put you in the mulcher to feed the other runts. Straight into the fire.

DOLL gets USED and ABUSED by his FAKE GIRLFRIEND who is only there for MONEY [1080p - original]

Was just an amusing way to introduce the subject. A little bit of hyperbolic language to trap in the runts and look what happened

you a wind power or solar power man?

>Bill Gates was at a restaurant and only tipped the waitress $5, she told him "You're son was in here yesterday and tipped his waitress $5000"
He replied, "he is the son of Bill Gates, I'm the son of a woodcutter."

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really fancy a pet crab

the virgin RAGES, he FUMES, he's looking for BLOOD

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yeh you got pretty triggered lmao

typical french ""person""

Hugged a girl and lifted her up and even though she giggled she didnt hug back haha

not really getting over the nicotinic jew's crafty addiction though

*rattles the bars of my cage and shrieks*

davepost

casse-toi pauvre con.

the french are a race of arab-mongrelised snail eating subhumans who should be worked to death in labour camps, even Hitler knew they were worthless both in combat and as a state

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its alright mate im sure rio wont mind you watching your gf getting olived

Been a solidly funny experience all the way lad

The Mateo thing was a particular highlight

Yeah but I’m not inhaling thousands of dangerous chemicals

>biqle videos won't load on my phone

absolutely terrible, how am I going to get copyrighted pronography in 1080p free now?

could mog absolutely every runt in this thread

yeah because uncomfortable giggling is always a good sign

you're lucky you're not pressing out license plates with bill cosby right now

Nuclear power stations on fault lines are the way forward.

ATTACK OF THE KILLER VIRGIN

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virus

reminder that just because you're a 6ft+ lanklet freak, doesn't mean you're mogging anyone

i'll wait

business idea: act as though non-virgins are the weird ones and reclaim the word