I drink one or two beers every day

Isn't that normal? One for diner, one or two while watching a movie.

Better 1-2 every day, than 7-14 every weekend.

That said, beer industry is well known to fabricate studies fyi don't be drinking a ton of beer just because you read it was okay in USA today.

I recognize that old ekströms sylt package.

This image is at least 10 years old.

I drink 20+ beers every weekend
Yes I am obese

I do too, sometimes more

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>because you read it was okay in USA today.

That's a real newspaper? I thought it was only a Back to the future thing.

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i used to do this until my liver started getting unhealthy in the blood analysis
wtf i thought my liver would last well beyond 26

In Sweden, it's not normal to drink casually like that. Drinking is an occasion unto itself. We call your kind of drinking continental drinking for this reason.

>cold beer
Drink your beer at room temperature you fucking faggot.

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that's what lonkero is for

Shit guys. I just had my two beers with dinner and now I realize I need to drive to the shops (to get some more).

What do?

Canadians drink Molson and Labatt at room temperature? Hard to imagine a nation of tough guys getting cucked so hard.

Why do you need to get more if you already had your daily two beers?

Because sometimes, you need one or two beers more.

No, but Canada is full of fucking faggots

The whole "your 5% ABV pisswater must be cold xDDDDD" is the most reddit-tier gimmick I've ever witnessed IRL.

>look up swedish drunk driving laws
>0.02 BAC is impaired

beer is gross
drink wine

that's how you get the chubby dad body

Same but that's because I'm a piece of shit neet who want to die

I'm on my third vodka btw

Companies that brew that 5% pisswater want you to drink it cold because if it isn't, the off flavors from using cheap ingredients is more prevalent. It's only a gimmick, in that, breweries are dishonest as to why they want you to drink it cold.

I'm 30 and despite being a skelly I'm starting having a big belly

But hey at least I'm not balding haha (just turning gray)

Should I start drinking if so what?

10°-ish is recommended for quality beer.
pic related

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Im having one or two beers RIGHT NOW

Yeah, that sounds right.

>Cimay Bleue

Pretty good

>chimay blue

This is the PBR of monk beers. Pure meme.

there is nothing worse than being skinnyfat user, start working out.

>being a beer hipster

Don't do that

I don't understand why people like beer. It tastes fucking awful.

>there is nothing worse than being skinnyfat user
Not sure I agree with that.

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>I'm on my third vodka btw

What period?

>driking monk beer
>without being a beer hipster

Not going to happen.

>hating on Chimay
First time i've ever seen someone doing this.

It's an acquired taste

Having a cheeky Paulaner right now
I had the same when I was 14, but then my tastebuds developed to enjoy adult food and drinks

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but it also makes you fat so I'll pass.

Stop if you don't want to become skinny fat.

It's a nice beer, but it's way over-memed.

I bet you drink soda regularly

Soda also makes you fat yet your kind chugs it down by the liters.

Nope, only water and milk.

Yes all 300+ million of us.

2 hours but I haven't eaten anything today and I'm low weight so I'm already drunk

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>your kind
Not who you're replying to, but I never understood soda. I can't stand sweet things. Is it as popular in Euroland as it is here?

Maybe where you live.

What is "a vodka" to you? I thought you meant bottle at first (maybe you did?)

Maybe in Sweden, where I live it's a beer amongst others you can find in every supermarket

>Is it as popular in Euroland as it is here?
Clearly not. If you haven't noticed, half of European population is not morbidly obese or addicted to sugar, unlike people from a certain country overseas.

I think it's everywhere. Not to mention it's fucking expensive.

It costs 3.24 € per bottle here, by the way.

According to some meme charts from google the consumption is roughly half of the one in the US.

Lol get fucked Sven, it's 1/3th of that price here. Thanks for supporting our economy btw.

This.

If I were a Swede I'd drink wine only, it's actually the only alcohol that is reasonably priced there.
t. Systembolaget pro

Less than 2€ here (in supermarket) and it's already (relatively) expensive for a beer to me

Is my country gross? It is, isn't guys? God damn it!

Not as popular as murrica but it is

I would drink like a liter of coke everyday at some point but that's just me

Assuming 500ml bottle:
>cheap beer - 0.5€
>okay industrial beer - 0.7€
>good industrial beer - ~1.5€
>craft beer - ~2-3€
>meme beer - 3€+

I'm jelly, it's like twice as expensive in C*nada.

I used to drink quite a bit of Cola-light in the past because i can't stand the sweetness of regular Cola.
>inb4 cancer

lol your country must be a shithole

It is

It quite literally has almost all of the disadvantages of the USA, with literally none of the advantages (such as extremely high purchasing power and salaries). I guess there are a few things we have better than the USA, for example at least we don't get shot, but generally speaking Canada really is little more than an inferior version of the US. If you happen to know people who want to emigrate to Canada, I would advise them to instead go to the US or even the UK instead.

I'll make sure to tell everyone that Canada is eager to welcome uneducated Polish immigrants who leech on welfare and cause petty crimes