How are French people perceived in your country?

Free Catalonia (as part of France)

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Like Je'beur in the Taxi movies. I'm sorry if I spelled his surname wrong, we don't really know how to write/read French properly here.

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I don't know, I've never met one at bars or clubs cause they're so hard to see in the dark.

Pretentious snooty cumslurping faggots

>Some chads with a Stacy. They looked subhuman
there's something wrong with your phrase a chad can't be a subhuman

based, didn't know Taxi was popular in Russia.
Your prononciation sounds indeed very Russian, it's more like Jill Bair (Gilbert)

Wouldn't mind this tbqh

>Move all niggers to Catalonia
>Let them be annexed by France
>???
>Profit

Frog-eaters who make bad cars

Funny because the Quebec accent has its origins in Charente.

very rude, cute girls and accents

as smelly faggots, unironically

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Correct.

>southerners
>french

Arrogant assholes who are a bit effeminate/gay and smoke all the time. They all eat baguettes, smelly cheese, frogs and snails. They are the definition of decadent and produce raunchy artsy films with lots of sex.

They wear berets and spend all our euromonies for crazy socialist schemes. Officially they are our best friends but secretly every German knows they can't be trusted.

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Aside from "we wuz troubadours" how are southerners different from northern French? I've never been to your country so I can't judge.

We're more similar than anything thanks to cultural unification. Some major differences are our accents(the transition from langue d'oc to French gave birth to some accents and peculiar expressions), staple ingredients in food, architecture... Also, they're shorter on average.

How very un-french of you to ask

as subjects

Yes, they are.

You're the only mainland European country we care about.

>"french"

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KILLEM

hatred and vitriol

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Damn son

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>that nose
Considering she does have a French-sounding name, her mother is probably a Moroccan mail order bride.

stop posting this shitty map everyday dumb cunt
No one cares

You can't stop me.

what is this, the 1840's?
stop believing the memes

I assumed occitaniggers were all merguez rape-babies, and I say that as someone with Occitan ancestry (mom's maiden name is Nadeau).

Actually not just charente but the west coast in general

Most people here in Burgerland don’t know shit about France outside of Paris, but French are seen in a good light.

Occitans are very diverse in terms of appearance. But they still look like Europeans, that girl doesn't.

bit crazy to think that even our immediate neighbours believe in those memes

t. rename his fries

Those noses though.

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French movies are actually quite popular here if compared other European kino
Amelie, anything with Jean Reno, the Intouchables, the Professional
literally every Pierre Richard and Louis de Funes movie(they even were shown in USSR)

One thing is true though. You're all pretty arrogant. I know we are arrogant too but you're snooty about it. We on the other hand are too autistic to realize we are actually being arrogant.

quand j'ai vu cette photo j'ai pensé que tu étais colombien

Surprisingly little considering our upper class were mimicking them back in the day and we have a French-origin dynasty

mais pourquoi?

Not surprising at all. Many other countries have also forgotten about us, as we move towards an increasingly unipolar world.

You seem to have an agenda

Euro Frenches are alright. They are quiet, respect the rules. Only problem is that they expect that you are able to speak French (lucky for them, old folk here learned a bit of French because it was it rated over English in the 50's and 60's).
French-Portuguese are all right, a little too much muh heritage but they're fine.
The "New" French are quite honestly, terrible. Usually Magreb and Africa ones. They come and think they own the place and that nobody will say anything. It's not the first time I've seen people like that get beaten down. They are disrespectful and for some reason come armed with knives on vacation. I've seen a group of 5 Algerians get beat up, draw knives, get beat up yet again because they drew knives and lost said knives. Honestly people were respectful to them, they should have been stabbed.

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Nationalism.

Popular depiction in southern Ontario is as wine-sipping smokers who are pushy and pretentious. But they are cultured and stylish, and I'm sure most non-Quebecois hold a positive view on them.

When people think of Europe the first country they think of is France.

French are considered cultured, fancy, and snobby.

When asked about France most people will say: France is a beautiful country but it's a pity French people life there

Arrogant jealous snobs. But that's what the majority thinks, not me.
I love you, neighbors.

>insult the Québécois accent
Nobody "insults" it, but it sounds hilarious to us, more than any other accent ever

>their southern accents sound just as horrible to Parisian ears
'no'

>>their southern accents sound just as horrible to Parisian ears
Actually yes imo. The Marseille accent is particularly ridiculous.

They are fine. Only really dislike parisians but then again most people from capital cities suck.

>Arabs travel the world and discover they can't chimp out anywhere
Sounds delicious.

See:

Here's a recent video with the Marseille accent for those who don't know what it is

youtu.be/ccKR1RasTog

Putain je suis dégoûté...

>I'm the same ethnic group as p*Risian

I don't know, my only interactions with the French was sleeping with a married woman in Paris while her husband was at work.

Paris was nice though, don't believe the Jow Forums memes, but all the culture was outside of Paris.

>sleeping with a married woman in Paris while her husband was at work
Based, tell us the story

>all the culture was outside of Paris
?

Many Germans are quite Francophile. French is the most studied language after English (even before English is some border regions). Every luxury item, especially clothing, high-quality food, toiletries etc. is considered to be high quality and très chic if it has some kind of French branding, hell some companies even put fake accent marks on French words to make them appear 'more French'. Germans also flock to French destinations during their holidays, be it Mont-Saint-Michel, Paris or the Strasbourg Christmas market.

Politically, France is considered to be our primary ally. 63% consider France to be the most important political partner and 95% consider France trust-worthy in representative surveys.

However, this affinity doesn't seem to be reciprocated on the other side of the Rhine. Despite having one of the most Germanophile governments in post-war history, the average French person just seems to be mostly indifferent towards Germany mixed with some vague fears of Germany's economical influence.

Used to be a big deal, weren't even considered the same race as the northern french
They're all hairy manlets, more spaniards than glorious germanic franks desu

>Politically, France is considered to be our primary ally. 63% consider France to be the most important political partner and 95% consider France trust-worthy in representative surveys.
answered like a complete autist, how German of you

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*snap*

Plus Police here (and in Spain) just love an excuse to beat up foreigners who think they are above the law and go the extra mile to do it.

Deep kiss everywhere
Hates showering and never uses the bathtub
Holding baguette every day and night
Extremely long and pointy nose

>Extremely long and pointy nose
this is what happens when unironic jews control your entertainment industry

You want me to come up with some anecdotal stories like when I almost stepped on a pile of shit left by some Chinese tourist in a public toilet in Paris?

>lumping glorious Gascony with Occ*taniggers
why
what's the purpose
what were you trying to achieve with your peice of shit map?

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north americans usually get overly butthurt when anything french is mentioned so that made love them because i'm the ultimate contrarian

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rude and smelly

it's too long for me to be bothered to greentext it. Basically I was just hitting it trying not to let their wedding photos distract me, it was really off-putting though.

>>all the culture was outside of Paris
>?
sorry, I meant "true France" is outside of Paris

Love Germany and Germans, tbqh. See it as a sister nation of France.
You're right when you say that our government and French people are distinct in their perception of Germany. For example, German is always offered as a second language in schools, but the majority goes for Spanish. Also did, but I forgot everything and I've begun to learn German recently.

why the fuck are we considered a french ethniticity

Americans will talk shit instantly about the French if you bring them up. They call them cowards, fags, etc.
I never understood this, I think it's just how the media likes to portray them over here. I can honestly say that I've never made fun of the French.

You're not. People living in Upper Catalonia are just considered Catalans.
Notice how the French ethnicity in light blue also goes into Belgium, to show that Walloons are there, and how there's a bit of Flemish in the Northernmost part of the country, and some German around Alsace...

It's actually because Japanese usually have flat nose and foreigners nose was like the first thing that surprised Japanese
So regardless of your nationality, all Europeans are assumed to have pointy long nose

tabarnak....

French visiting here acknowledge that Northern Portugal is "less exotic" than Southern Portugal and so are the people. So I love them for that, fuels my banter meter to Southerners :3

based

The French Riviera is perpetually full of Germans desu. Lots of families with their big German cars and their 15-year-old blond grills with overly short shorts.

We buy a lot of German goods because they're solid (Volkswagen, Bosch, Sennheiser, Rimowa, etc.).

Unless someone is a whiny artsy faggot who masturbates to sartre, generally the French are amongst the most loathed people in the world here. They are seen as the epitome of pretentious and arrogant. They are also seen as effeminate, cowardly, and rude. They're also supposed to be hairy and smelly. I'd say they are the least liked of any European ethnicity.

LES OCCITAGNOULES

People have been traumathized by the German invasion and occupation of 1940, you can't expect them to love you all of sudden. Im not saying it's justified or anything, I personally love Germany and its history but that's how it is

>not being even more excited with these wedding pictures

Yeah no there's no traumatism anymore, most people around during WWII are dead or won't be alive for too long, it's mostly just leftists flailing around the nazi menace all day every day to cheaply shut down all opposition.
And since every piece of entertainment consumed by the average French is american, Germans will most of the time be assimilated to WWII nazi soldiers.

Bunch of frogs eating fagets

I'm not even kidding, I hate French people

Frankly on french-leaning sites you hear the opposite thing

In my memories, not all House in japan have Bathroom?
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