*meaningless guttural sounds*

Fatter ikke hvad I skriver.. Er det overhovedet norsk?

æ skræv nu beire ne ka faen æ hoyrte i den ferbanja dritt sangen dokkers no da. Det var itj norsk, nei, det va dansk æ replikkert.

hey i just watched that clip yesterday
funny stuff

Væjd jæræ hvaurforr mæds piorsæn iggjæ blæ fangæd au sænsk puliti? Fordi dæ sporrde ham hvau ham lavædæ mæi norr ham gjæg ilann ah ham sværodæ "ro gro mæ flo", ah dæn sænske politiæn forstod ham iggjæ su di sværodæ bæræ "jaha" å lad ham ga

Sounds like something I should understand but can not.

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that's how all scandis feela bout danish. Hell, I'm not even sure if danes themselves understand it anymore.

People may think OP's claim is a meme but it really is factual. I can understand 100% written danish but the only thing i understood from this vid was "Köb bananer" (buy bananas) the verse was just meaningless gutteral sounds

It really happened also:

>Kamelåså? Danish merchant tried to order 270 liters of milk - got 2575 liters

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>(((rema 1000)))
it was a set up by jewegians to scam honest danish merchants

Köb bananer, köb bananer her hos meg
Kom kom nærmer
Kæ fæ fuæ(?)

>Kæ fæ fuæ(?)

Sounds like a dane to me if you add a little gulping sound between the "uæ" and "u"

Kom kun nærmer', kære frue, De bli'r sgu ikke snydt af mig

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Huagh de uhg aeluoh

Oogh! Huægh skaaghh douhh buagh dhhine skææguh? Gahgle skihgle kuhgle?

You just bought 1000 litres of milk.

Spih snighle? Aah.. Flimsetums!

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