turtlewave edition
/brit/
chebs
free the muslims imprisoned with tommy
>FWEE ARE DOMMY, AND MAKE NORF FC TICKETS CHEAPER!!
Seriously important image attached
like you lol
If Obama met with Kim the media would be lavishing him with praise for being the first person to actually try and have a dialogue and prevent war
wait till you see /waifuist/. the posters on that board need to be exterminated.
The left want a war.
>works in call centre
GO ON NGUBU! YOU LEGEND!
>drinks six Lidl ciders every night
FUCKING HAMMERED IT, YOU BEAUTY.
>spents his miniscule wages on football
DRINKS IN FOR THE LADS, GET THE BEVVIES IN
>blows the last of his money on pub trips with Tyler the Smiler
WA-HEEEYYY IM FUKKEN HAMMERED I AM MATE
>vomits his gristle and child filled kebab into the gutter
WOT DA FUCK YOO JUST CALL NGUBU
>has eight kids he can't afford, each one more stupid than the last
UP THE LEFT SIDE, GO ON KHALID
>*London, becomes minority British and other cities follow*
ON YER ED BGWAMBE MY SON
>*another pakistani grooming gang is discovered, bring the tally of abused girls to over 100,000*
RANJEET SHOOTS
>*25,000 islamic terrorists on the government watchlist*
HE SCORES
>*stabbings, rapes, acid attacks doubles on the previous year*
GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
SMASH THAT CUNT IS DAT A SOUF F.C SHIRT
The left want a war you retard.
>have to wait a month between acid trips
>have to wait 2-3 months between MD trips
>can't do ket often otherwise bladder damage
anything fun I can do any time I want?
give bog fart credit for doing nothing
suspecting the office negro of being a massive rorke
They're happier than you though
where the fuck has thailad been
i want to ask him how to hack
why
dire state of things when jordan peterson is described as a foremost intellectual
will be reading all of this post
do you think he regrets it?
Any Aspall cider man in?
shagging
state of his rubbery lips
yes, especially now she's dead
doing a poo
So they can say the right caused a war.
any poz lads in?
any desperados red man in
Remember that time Ben Shapiro intellectually LOCKED HORNS with him?
Collectivism is only okay for non-whites, bucko
They want a world government. They might have convinced whitey through guilt tactics that joining a world globalist union is a good idea but they'll never convince Russia, the Asians, the South Americans and the Blacks. They want to wipe out Russia/China's power and consolidate it into the hands of American and European globalists. A key player in making that war happen was NK, peace (with NK staying a sovereign state) would make China and Russia a lot less likely to go to war with America.
is that a nipple i spy with my little eye
so depressed, just don't see the point of anything
get your mind of the gutter
Smacking the gf lads
hehe i did a poopie pee pee and no one knows except me
'the stupid man's smart person' is such a great description
yung lean is actually a genius
youtube.com
she cute
the aussie who stays up all night is an awful poster
i am but a simple man
hello this is the tights gf delivery hotline
Can you put duvets and pillows in the washing machine?
Took some down from the loft and think they must have dust embedded in them because my allergies are flaring up
no thanks
take yourself seriously as a person
there's two at least
>They want a world government. They might have convinced whitey through guilt tactics that joining a world globalist union is a good idea but they'll never convince Russia, the Asians, the South Americans and the Blacks. They want to wipe out Russia/China's power and consolidate it into the hands of American and European globalists. A key player in making that war happen was NK, peace (with NK staying a sovereign state) would make China and Russia a lot less likely to go to war with America.
put a mask on and beat the shit out of it outside
ok i just got back after not having posted for a week and i'm not sure if you're referring to me or not
just met purple aki at the tesco near the wyncote sports ground lads
sue
they're never the same after, just buy new ones
awful posts
Defended Jordan Peterson because he BTFO'd Cathy Newman who I despise.
See his reddit AMA and he goes "Nazism was an atheist doctrine" which is so easily refuted it makes me baffled at how he has a phd in the first place.
He's not even right wing. He doesn't support Trump. He's not even specifically anti-Tranny.
He is mildly against the most extreme retards on American/Canadian uni campuses and that grants him a cult like status?
What the fuck?
the pinnacle
Can’t afford to buy new ones :(
the first 45 seconds is a pleb filter
PENG
he's talking about you, i make great posts. the best.
I can see her nipples
they're fine if you wash them gently and then are very careful about how they dry
pillows just bunch up and you need to ensure they don't get lumpy
love that hairstyle
clean your room
write your goals down
accept you will fail at some things
send messages to your tinder matches, it's practice
try and get a promotion
stop fucking about
don't get this image, what that's thing on his head?
and you think you can change a depressed persons mind by debating them on an online forum? lol
>"Nazism was an atheist doctrine" which is so easily refuted it makes me baffled at how he has a phd in the first place.
lol but it is an atheist doctrine?
oh ok
no thanks
If you don't shave your arsehole you're fucking disgusting.
If someone shat in your hair the FIRST thing you'd do is run to the nearest shower.
But despite your arsehairs being covered in shit time after time after time you decide - nope. I'll leave that be.
Absolute state of you if you don't keep your arse hair free.
count your blessings i'm not in a very banterous mindset right this minute or i'd banter you into catatonia
Why are women such horrid brainlet cunts?
A museum curator was horrified to find dozens of comments attacking her appearance after she appeared on Who Do You Think You Are? with Michelle Keegan.
A clip from the programme was posted on Facebook and YouTube and Helen was disappointed to find viewers suggested she should have plastic surgery among dozens of personal comments.
Helen, an expert in suffragettes and radical women, said it shocked her most of the comments critiquing her looks were made by women.
Never shaved my pubes or my bum or anything
just inquired about transferring unis lads
going to go get a haircut now
So fucking lonely lads.
Miss all my mates from uni.
Haven't made any friends in a year since being home.
>buy house in place with nothing to do, be financially comfortable
>buy house in place with lots to do, be financially uncomfortable
the choices of the modern 18-25yo
>Big presentation at work today
>Didn't completely balls it up
>Lost track of what I was saying after a while
>'Anyway I know we're short for time so I won't go into great detail but if you have any questions please follow up with me after'
>Mfw they bought it
You just know
Have you read Mein Kampf?
Hitler oft talks about his love for Jesus and the creator and how they WANT him to kill the jews.
It's got nowt to do with atheism.
you just know
they all hate each other
>this 'man' lets his hair control him
afraid to try it because i've heard it itches like fuck
I only shit immediately before a shower
Did the first one today too :)
Won't be getting a haircut yet though
If there are any young men on this forum looking to have their holes filled by a brute of a man then please let me know or direct me somewhere I can find them. I was sent here from the last group I asked
Either option you have to pay a fortune for a shit house so who cares
love nipples
love pints
hate pakis
yeah but you just kinda come to terms with that fact after a while
you should shave your pubes, it feels proper nice
love lads hairy nipples
already own a house
holding the mortgage on two other houses
thought she'd look 10 times worse before I clicked on that.
Could easily see myself fucking her and pretending I give a shit about that woman who tried to kill a horse by throwing herself in front of it.