Why don't danes pronounce words as they are written?

I mean, i understand dialects, but spoken danish has NO resemblance to the written language. Was it always like this?

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But it does. You are confusing us with Norwegians

another obsessed thread, yawn

Take the scentance "jag skall gå hem".
In swedish its pronounced
"Ijahg ska gå hemm"
In norweigan
"Jey skoll ga hjem"
In danish:
"Yæsgugujæm"

Basically during the time of the Hanseatic League Danish got cucked hard by Low German, some linguistics compare that to the influence (Norman) French had on English but they don't get this taught in school.

Ah, so danes are mutts?

Didn't we establish last year, that Swedes are the most like Germans.

Same is true for Swedish by the way, but to a lesser degree, obviously. There are some examples where Low German borrowings even displaced their own cognates, lmao.

danish pronounciation didn't come from hanseatic influence, only german loanwords did.

keep telling yourself that, hanz

Danish: "Jeg skal gå hjem"
Swedish: "Ja skarl gå-ah hjem-ah"
Norwegian: same as Swedish, but with less accent.

keep being obsessed, mohammed

Swedish:
"Röd gröt med grädde"
Norweigan
"Raud gröy med flödi"
Danish:
"Ræuhægrauæömijflauhö"

danish:
röð gröð með flöðe

Maybe the faeroiæeise ugly ð

danes say ð, just spelt d.
also their r is weird throat sound

I saw a sketch about how the danish langauge was born:
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apparently that guy in the beginning killed himself
feels bad man

source?

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:(

Was it because hes a manlet? He looks sub 170cm