/brit/ney

it's /brit/ney bitch

Can feel my cock slowly getting more erect by the second in my pants

S P R E X I T

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need liz gone so we can get charles in

LOL MOHAMMAD YOU MAD? YOU MAD BRIT? AHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

By undermining the devolution settlement.

where?

Moonigger

*spastic

mooslims and moohamed

ahhh nothing like payday, right lad?

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Why see if you can hit 100% youth unemployment?

Seriously, though. You literally can not come up with a single reason why Communism is bad

BRITAIN

??

girlfeet

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went to spain once

literally everyone was on the dole

Fuck off, we don't like you.

how can you even pretend you don't understand that you dumb spaniard

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fantastic post
and that makes 6, thanks lad xx

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dont know what the tole is

did not receive enough peppers on my pizza

will be writing to my MP matt hancock about this

The secret police are mean

youtu.be/BFQPNApwJGU
Anyone else love this song?

been driving for years and still don't have the foggiest about car mechanics
thing there's something wrong with the engine (sounds funny) but dunno what to do and can hardly afford to take it to the garage

will continue driving it to work until it breaks down though haha

I meant to say "why not".

I'm trying to say you'd be utterly, utterly fucked. Annexed by Morrocco.

Tried having an argument about gay marriage with the gf, big mistake

Did he go too far?

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britney was my first crush but looking back she's nothing special compared to the girls you see online. Jow Forums has spoiled me

why would we be ufcked? the eu does nothing for us.

Unemployment benefit.

For or against?

woman

did nothing wrong frankly

you've a rorke gf who is a homophobe? ewww

wanking 3 times a day right now

couldn't get up to go to the printer at toil for ages because my erection wouldn't subside

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fwee dommeh wobinson

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This confuses and angers the Brit

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I was against, she was for, her argument basically consisted of "Why are you such a bigot hiding behind a bible when it doesnt matter if two people love eachother"

instagram.com/aysh32j/

any bimbo man in?

>/brit/ with no subject
Worse than the time a yank put /brot/

It's been nice lads

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is bing on the down swing? is google a bit frugal? can't go through... to yahoo?

lads

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Enjoy losing your fishing rights. And your automotive industry. And your food exports. And your subsidies for infrastructure.

bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-44467425

imagine being a russian schoolboy rn and getting bikini pics of all your teachers handed to you on a silver platter. mental

imagine if grimes was your gf

*sets out several runt traps*

considering you are religious I assume you are not sleeping with this woman before you are married?

Most Yanks are huge Anglophiles. When I did Camp America on my gap year all the fat buggers loved me, and kept asking me questions about the UK. Girls loved my accent (shagged 8 American girls and I was only over there for 4 months, and am a 6/10)? Couple of Yanks even asked me if I'd give their kids elocution lessons lmfao, I thought they were kidding but they weren't.

They didn't do this with any of the other foreigners, only the Brits - specifically the English, although they also loved the Scots. My Scottish mate was asked on several occasions which clan he belonged to and whether he knew the 'McIntyres' or whatever Scottish name the Yank happened to have. My mate used to say something like "oh yeah, they're well known back in the motherland for their bravery and stoicism" and stuff like that and the Yanks would walk away looking all proud, puffing their chests out haha

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/brot/+/birt/+/brirt/

nice

>every poster on /brit/ will one day soon have their own government mandated ID

dire, cant wait to filter a lot of you though haha x

She's right, you're a fucking mong.

my snap score is 350 lol

/brit/ is full of spastics

(and that's a good thing)

>My Scottish mate was asked on several occasions which clan he belonged to and whether he knew the 'McIntyres' or whatever Scottish name the Yank happened to have. My mate used to say something like "oh yeah, they're well known back in the motherland for their bravery and stoicism" and stuff like that and the Yanks would walk away looking all proud, puffing their chests out haha

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I'm not religious she was just tossing out shit like that

bender

peng

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it's a copypasta

>Couple of Yanks even asked me if I'd give their kids elocution lessons

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oldie but a goodie

yanks are the retarded child everyone else has to hmour
why do you care about gay marriage if you're not religious?

still happened
fuck you

19 and my beard is still mongy. When does it improve?

26

I can't accept this actually happened
youtube.com/watch?v=30heleGgCBg

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when u stop being underage haha

>using bible as an argument in today's day & age
yon won't convince any heretics with religious scripture mate

there are better, more sensible arguments why gay marriage should be illegal

Hmmm

Sorry what the fuck has this spastic nonce done?

i'm 23 and get a few stray hairs at best

You act like this is some unexpected revelation or outcome
>oh wow a English speakers also like other English speakers

In b4 copy pasta. It’s just funny imaging a fat, disgusting, buck-toothed, rural county, inbred motherfucker, whose accents sounds like he talks with rocks in his mouth, type this out.

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next thursday

21 to 23

no it didn't
who would ask for elocution lessons you gullible virgin

*enters the thread*

*non-verbally asserts dominance over the runtoid masses*

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any trembling, clammy man in?

boys will be boys haha

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dont like benders tbqh

ouft

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fair enough but what does marriage have to do with it? I don't like most people but ain't gona say they can't get married because they had sex u feel me.

Does shaving have any impact on it?

*takes a seat*

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Children of gay couples are more likely to suffer depression or heterosexual couples just don't realise their children have depression? Well I guess they are more likely to be bullied thanks to ignorant fucks like you... If you belive that, it's your opinion and I don't really give a fuck,

- the former gf

look familiar vasily?