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the todd is near... nowhere to run

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made hot dogs for dinner lol

bitch niggas

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/cum/ is a little difficult to find when a filtered flag makes it

How come skyrim is so boring? i can barely get past the tutorial part then bordem sets in

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Because bethesta is shit

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Because it's a dumbed down elder scrolls, i forced myself to like it but stopped playing out of boredom. No idea why normies love it so much,i'd rather boot up morrowind.

bro you're still posting on here? ive been gone for a year and a half and you're still fuccing around here?

go succ yourself

textin with the gf

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>go succ yourself
wish a nigga would

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++++ INQUIRY ++++

I need updates from the user who had the HAPA QT over at his place.


++++ INQUIRY ++++

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tfw tapeworms formed a union demanding better working conditions

tell me about Charleston (West Virginia)

me llamo PAPI CHULO

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>Man sued by tapeworm for "unfair work conditions"

GF sent me a Live Photo of her lickin a banana like a COCK today

it was quite naughty

Hilly with a river right down the middle of it. Small city, poor state, lots of white trash.

Guess if you had to live in WV Charleston would be the best spot

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Is this a good idea?
Apologies for being a brainlet here, but if the North is Republican and both Southern parts are dems then why not just split it in two?

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It's a long way from Johnson City

boys they like a little more booty to hold at night

"California" should include the bay area

>but if the North is Republican and both Southern parts are dems

I don't believe that's the case at all. It's basically rural CA (GOP) and urban CA (dems)

The 80's were only great if you were white. If you were not, then it was shit

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wtf is this? JonestowN?

Johnson City...faggot..

kurds getting mustard'd

california should be two states, California and Pacific California with the border being interstate 5

the US should be one state with counties only

Us shoukd be 300 million states, each occupying the soil on which an individuals feet physically touch

Germany should be france

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white girl toes

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*WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRR*

>/cum/= the 3 guys
>woman= me

"Ah, forgot to turn off my Coffee Machine"
*turns off*
"There"

are you really a girl?

She looks like a boy. Disgusting

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HELP I'M GETTING SUCKED IN

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think youve got they gays dude

do boys in america look like THAT

NOOOOOOOOOOOO LET ME OUT

Yes. Sheesh!

WE HOSTING 2026 MAYBE NAFTA WONT SURVIVE BUT OUR FRIENDSHIP WILL

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It's

SHEESH

has the US ever made it past the qualifiers?

who cares

our emma is better

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They made the quarterfinals in 02

checked her wikifeet and she can't compete with emma watson in any way

Which Emma is this?

roberts

Is gonna be a shitfest

do you expect violent robberies and deaths in meJico?

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Goose war soon.

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that's like asking if I'm expecting to see snow in russia

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A cyclist dies in Canada and it's a national crisis.

A weekend in the US passes without a mass shooting and it's celebrated as a success.

Why are they so close, yet so far apart from each other.

What makes Canada so unbelievably superior to the US?

Thanks.

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Actually what is wrong with that.

Chad coming through

she's popular on /tv/

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Good. Massacre those shit pigeons

It's not. Really Anything rural in California is Republican. Regardless we need each other to be successful.

Would like to sniff her armpit t.b.h.

Why don't they give the states original names? I don't want more states with cardinal directions in the name

Godspeed, you're fighting the good fight.

>checked her wikifeet and she can't compete with emma watson in any way
>Being a footfag
KYS

Feel a poop comin on

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He's literally known as the footkraut

rip yuropoors

kongposters should die

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>Why are they so close, yet so far apart from each other.
>What makes Canada so unbelievably superior to the US?

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it's not filled with spics and niggers?

imagine being anst american

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>He's literally known as the footkraut
I know who he is foot fetishists just weird me out. All feet are gross.

He killed like 10 people, threatened the cop on scene with a knife and was begging to be killed.
Canadian police is trained and the officer reacted professionally and subdued the attacker without the use of violence.

In the US they will drag your face through dirt and gravel with 20 officers piling up on you for "resisting arrest" after you went 5 mph too fast down the highway.

Why is this?

America is just generally less civilized than Canada, not sure why but it just is.

hey guys check this out

*farts loudly*

Going to the gym, buds!

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what a FAGGOT

In the US they would have shot him, like he deserved

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wtf I love Einstein now!

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I think the inmates will rough him up good.
He has a weak mind and will probably live out the rest of his days hoping to die every single day.
Death would have been too easy on him.

Reminds me of that one prison show and in one episode there was this weird anime nerd went to prison for trying to rape a girl and he would get picked on

It's because we have a lot of violent poor people. If you go to places without poverty the cops are a lot nicer.

Are there any Chads on /cum/ right now?

but he's a yid?

I'm the only one unfortunately

u said 'unfortunately' because you are the only one or because you are a chad?

Because I'm the only one

right here

just realized it's 1am
well shit jaja been karaoke whistling to kpop instrumentals and lost track of time
cyall

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>139-year-old man racist
whoa...

Hi yes I'm an Asian chad

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