Does Jow Forums like sex?

does Jow Forums like sex?

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Never had sex so i couldn't say, masturbation is alright though

With w*m*n?
no
with cute boys??
YES!! CUTE!

Both of these, actually

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I only fuck my hand.

>tfw premature ejaculation

How the fuck do I deal with this shit. I never could handle that kind of riding.

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Yeah I'm pretty addicted to it. I've squirted gallons of sperm into my gf

this

Not with girls

What's so funny about it?

same

I dont get it. What's ur excuse being a virgin in any Nordic country? Are you 12 or really that ugly?

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Yes, what kind of outcast do you have to be to not like it? Your mission on earth is literally have sex

Evidently i'm really ugly.

Hey I remember you! You're the guy who had a girlfriend!

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i don't the booty shaking

Post tits whore.

turpa kiinni normo

You know there are ton of virgins in Nordic countries? Just because the average age of losing your virginity is lower than the global average doesn't mean people are exempt from being socially inept, or just flat out ugly.

You can always lower your standards to your own level or go to whores.

You really wanna see my manboobs?

No vittu saa olla kyllä käsi jätkä jos ei herran vuonna 2000 ja 18 saa pillua :D

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only when a cute boy is pounding me into submission...

I forgot how it feels like.

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you actually have to try to remain a virgin in this day & age
girls are so thirsty all the time. They stop short of bending over and asking for it in the middle of a crowded room

sauce me up for the love of god

I don't want a whore, if i ever magically managed to find a girlfriend that would be fine.
Otherwise i realise i am far too awkward with people to have sex anyway so it's probably for the best i never have sex anyway.
There is no shame in being a virgin

Seriously, its not a trick to get laid if you dont look like a fucking ogre. Of course if you demand some kind of miss universums for yourself as an ugly rat, then ur not gonna get any, but be realistic.

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>Never had sex
same!!! :(

>haven't tricked ONE female into having sex with me in 29 years on Earth

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Why would you be sad for? If it happens it happens, if it doesn't it doesn't. Why worry?

how to get laid
ps: I don't want to fuck a fat slag

Really you just have to know where you are on the 1-10 scale
These virgins also think you have to say some magic combination of words. you don't just fucking talk to them

>Tricked a couple females but couldn't get it up

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>you don't just fucking talk to them
"hello, my name is user
what's your favorite dota character"

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This

I have a 5in/13cm dick so I have never even bothered trying

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On a scale 1-10 i am probably a 3, a 4 if i shave and cut my hair

source pls

Sounds like you have a cute penis

this pls