Would you suck a dick for $1000?

>current year
>paying for sex

Why does akko have like zero straight porn?

depends on several factors: how big is the dick, did he shave his pubes, did he shower, how long will it take him to cum, etc.

if you mean a rate at which i would suck (or try to, anyway) basically ANY dick, i think 1mil is fair

shemale dick only

superb posts

>2018
>not sucking your own dick

>Would you suck a dick for $1000?
yes

>If not, what about $1.000.000?
absolutely without fucking hestitation

1 mil dollars is lodse mone

good thread

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I'd do it for free.

haha I'll never lose to the cock

>I'd do it for free.

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I'll suck a cock as long as I'm paid in cum!!

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good lad

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Great post

I suck dick for free. Though you'd need to pay me to eat out a vagina.

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excellent post

I'd do it for free as long as it's clean and properly shaved.

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This + must be at least 16cm in length and 13cm in girth

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For $1.000.000 yeah

free if it's a nice dick

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>Would you suck a dick for $1000?
No.
>If not, what about $1.000.000?
Assuming this is supposed to be 1 million then yes.

Depends on who's dick. I might actually pay 1000$

What sort of dick

I would do it for free, so if they pay me it's even better

Yes to both. I've sucked dick for 5 $ one day

No
Yes

>there are "people" browsing Jow Forums right now who wouldn't suck a dick for free
straightoids genocide when

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>straightoids genocide when

there's nothing better than seeing a straightoid give in to non-straight stuff, there's no need to kill them

prison gays are absolute trash, straightoids should be sent in gay gulags where the homo police will teachs them how to behave like a real men and give their boipuccies for free to the honest people

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Suck a dick for $1.000.000, then spend $15.000 to unsuck a dick. Congrats, you now have $985.000 left.

how do you unsuck a duck?

Suck it in the opposite direction and be sure to suck your saliva back off of it. It completely negates the homosexuality of sucking the dick.

suck a dick but don't look the guy in the eyes

that's no dicksucking then

It's gotta be uncut tho

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i would suck for free

For the first time, I see something clever posted by an american, good job.

sauce?

Nah you suck it with your lower mouth instead. It's like dick going into the top mouth has the opposite orientation as the dick going into the bottom mouth so they cancel out.

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Uncut is the best!

boku no piko

heh I bet you wouldn't suck my dick faggot

Yep, especially if the foreskin is tightly wrapped around the cock head so that you'd need to use your mouth to uncover it before going to town slobbering all over it.

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Is that a challenge? I'm going to the Toronto pride parade 2 weeks from now, hit me up and I'll suck your soul out of your dick.

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Nigga I'm not gonna fly all the way to Toronto just to get my dick sucked.

Pussy

What's the point of roleplaying as a homosexual on Jow Forums? Like if you're really gay then whatever, but why pretend?

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I would pay 1.000.000€ to suck 1 (one) dick

Wow...

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What's the point of asking? You will never now for sure, no matter what I answer.

You could just say that it's attentionwhoring or something and I would have left it at that, but no you have to dance around the question and make me suspicious.

faggots can't answer questions straight

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How do I suck the semen back into the balls through the penes?

>suck a dick for 1.000.000$
>say no homo for 0$
Profit!

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This. They just need to be disciplined.

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Probably no to the first
Hell yeah to the second offer
That is a lot of money and money is useful

AND I get a million bucks?

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Would akko actually suck a dick, I mean she doesn't seem to be that type of girl.

LA CREATURA

Yes please! I would suck any of you for free I reckon :3

I would unironically suck a dick for 1 mil

me on left

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while we're at it

does anyone know any artists that draws cum properly instead of a yellow liquid/gallons and gallons of cum?

I have sucked 12 dicks, all except 1 were white

Pretty bland taste desu.

I'd suck it for free.

>$1000?
No
>$1.000.000?
Probably yes

What color was the other one
Me on the right, I wish

splendid post

Very gay thread

fucking faggot

Brazilian and it was a huge mistake. Fernando stealthed me

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Wish I had a big cock near my mouth right now...

Depends on the guy.

>stealthed
What does this mean?

That would be me on the right but I wouldn't have any tears in my eyes if I were presented with such a thick juicy cock to suck

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the samurai blood is awake on you.

Seriously though, if I know that his dick is perfectly clean, no STD stuff and won't record you down for purposes, cock sucking is pretty much the best job ever
Sadly nobody is willing to pay that much and the ones willing to pay that much must be pretty sneaky

Taking the condom off in the middle of sex without letting your partner know. It's illegal

>It's illegal
Really?

I don't know how to flirt and I act autistic around men.
I've dated before, I just don't feel comfortable doing it with guys I don't trust.
I also never get hit on, partially because I never leave the house, partially because I look utterly non-sexual, I'm like a human sea cucumber, quiet, bland and kinda strange looking.
I don't know how to make myself look feminine and attractive, I've asked before but if I ask too much, people on the Internet get angry and I have nobody to show me irl. I don't trust sephora girls because they might just put a bunch of slap on me and call it a day, and then charge me for it.
I I'm nearing my mid 20s and I still look like a tard because I have to prioritize school and rent and can't afford to look nice.

fags should be die

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>implying Japanese """""male""""" can ever be samurais again
Sadly no

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$1 if it is sexy

In some places but it's complicated. It's generally considered sexual assault because there's no consent but unless the perpetrator knowingly passes on and STI then not much happens

There's a fucking bazillion youtube tutorials you silly cow. Plus straight guys don't care after a certain point. For example women spend hundreds of dollars on their eyebrows but literally all guys care about is: don't have a monobrow. That's it